who /perverted/ here? > fetish for licking dirt off the bottom

>>38623104
>used to sneak money into her wallet for the financial domination aspect
why the fuck did that give me a boner

Feel sad for people like you.
>jerked off next to my mom
>humped my mom
>got to see her lingerie on a daily basis because shes a whore
>humped my aunt because she was sleeping with me in the same bed back when I was a shota
>she was always sleeping in a big shirt plus her whore panties
>jerked off next to her too
>both parties are aware of me doing said things
>they both love me deeply
How is incest a bad thing again?

>>38623104
used to sneak money into her wallet for the financial domination aspect
fucking holy shit

>>38623104
Awesome post my good friendo.

>tfw no pervert bf/gf to lick my dirty shoes and to drink my pee fresh from the tap

>>38623104

>have ADD
>been on various amphetamines for years for treatment
>discovered that you can use amphetamines to jack off for hours at a time
>started off small, 30min-1hour masturbation sessions, feels amazing the entire time
>start moving up to the 3-4 hour mark
>popping amphetamines the whole time to last longer and make the experience better
>start obsessively downloading and cataloguing pictures of every girl I've ever known from facebook and instragram
>ended up having folders with thousands of pictures, mostly of girls from my high school and university, no pictures of girls I don't know
>jack off to them on slideshow mode
>at this point im staying up all night, spending 1-2 hours digging for new pictures in old albums and untagged wall posts and 14-16 hours straight jacking off to my entire collection while taking 8-10x my daily dosage throughout the night
>the first 2-3 hours of jacking off is very carefully and controlled, as to not trigger an orgasm
>after that I can be constantly pumping as hard as I want because triggering an orgasm becomes difficult, whenever I near an orgasm I back off for thirty seconds then get back to it
>the last 2 hours is me desperately trying to orgasm but my dick is ruined at this point, its hard to maintain an erection but it still feels unbelievable
>finally cum, best and worst feeling of my life
>dick is half as short and twice as thick for the next 3 days
>do this at least 2-3 times per week for almost a year
>finally quit what has become an extremely addicting experience and quit ADD meds entirely
>now I have ED at age 20 and don't get sexually satisfied by anything since nothing really compares
>constant nagging urge to go for another 16 hour session

>>38623104
>used to sneak money into her wallet for the financial domination aspect
dude what

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>fapped to my own farts
>fapped to my own shit
>when really horny desperately searched public bathrooms for filled stall
>sniff my sweaty armpits when fapping
>rub fingers on butthole and smell them when fapping
>rub fingers on crotch and smell them while fapping
>swallow my cum every time I finish
>get horny walking past wastebin filled with nothing but semen-stinking tissues

>>38623352
Why aren't you my smell bf/gf right now who sniffs all my body odors/farts/shit/semen while you jack off

Would you smell me after I came back all sweaty from a long 2 hour jog? Should I even bother washing my dirty gym clothes and just give them to you so you can do what you want with them?

>>38623525
I-it's hard for me to fall in love with people, I'm only really interested in sexual stuff

>>38623302
thanks anon

>tfw no bf/gf to play vidya for hours while I lie underneath their desk and smell their feet
>tfw no bf/gf to relieve themselves into my mouth at their desk so they don't have to get up and use the bathroom

the world is a rough place

>>38623564
Same here, I only want someone to do all those perverted things to, like a nice robot like you who gets intoxicated from smelling my balls/ass/armpits/farts/shit/semen and so on.

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>own a ton of used little girl panties that I bought from rummage sales

>>38623597
Never change please submissive qt feet worshipers and piss drinkers like yourself are the best

>>38623972
Thanks bb

Couldn't change even if I wanted to

But I don't want to. Being a qt foot worshipper and piss drinker is the best.

I just hope one day I'll swallow someone's golden stream and thank them whiling licking them clean, then lap up whatever I spill off the ground.

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>>38623104
I used to take little girls' hair scrunchies out of the lost and found when I worked at a pull and put them around my dick, jack off and cum with them, then clean them off and put them back, but you make me seem normal.

I actually don't belong here.

>>38624108
Not OP but that's pretty fucked up too. I'd say you belong.

>>38623104
I used to rub my fingers up and down my ex gfs asshole then bring them to my nose and sniff. I really, really miss her.

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>>38623104
>tfw also like licking girls shoes as a submissive gesture
>this combined with the shoe fetish and feminization fetish always end up with wanting to steal shoes belonging to women living around me and try them on
>feel weirdly attracted to women whose shoes i can fit into
>wouldn't mind a tall domme gf who i could give relaxing foot baths after they came from work and were done making me lick their shoes

>>38623104
>was sitting next to 2 korean qts the other day
>imagined myself being their slave while they kick and abuse me
>would do anything to be around them
Why can't my life be 2D too?

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>>38623104
>findom
A fellow patrician I see

>>38624136
Just the knowledge that at some point a girl put that thing on her hair when my ejaculating dick had been inside it...
Gives me a small pleasure, man. Glad to be aboard.

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>>38623352
>that gif
Good times with that video

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>7th grade
>field day
>talking with qt in tanktop who I've fallen for but not have the balls to ask out
>convinced her to give me her sweaty tanktop so I could use it for a "joke"
>took it home and sniffed it
>came all over it
>best fap of my life, smeared it in
>didn't wash it
>gave it back and she thought it smelt good before putting it on, asked what type of detergent I used

>>38624692
Well, cum does smell like bleach.