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>What have you eaten today?
an apple

>What is your current weight?
140lbs

>What is your current height?
5'1
>What is your goal weight?
like 115lbs

>What have you eaten today?
half a protein cookie and half a smoothie
>What is your current weight?
135
>What is your current height?
5'3
>What is your goal weight?
100

im trying to keep it at 700cals a day so that i can lose more weight overtime than jumping to 200 cals a day and only losing weight for a few weeks. it's hard though, making it to 700 a day and not feeling like a fat fuck is impossible

>>What have you eaten today?
>A sandwich

>>What is your current weight?
>180

>>What is your current height?
>5'4
>>What is your goal weight?
>130

Not based in the US btw. Based in UK.

>>38665202
Rolexs are overpriced garbage and ugly as sin. A perfect example of the old saying that money can't buy taste

Dunno about global, maybe regional or national

I think you would know if you're family was that powerful

Non-fiction is mostly fiction too

>>38665346
everything is fiction except personal experience
which is probably fiction too but let's call it a fiction indistinguishable from reality

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>>38665108
Sounds boring has hell

what else are u supposed to do around ur 30s and 40s? work at a shitty job all day and take care of annoying kids and naggy wife all day? video games are a pretty good escapism and get can pretty fun m8.

i play guild wars and i love to jump on for a couple of hours a day with my mates on teamspeak and bs and do speed clears.

It's not any worse than any other kind of pop culture

>>38665034
jesus christ lad do you need to talk?

>>38665034
32
should've happened sooner, but my powers of delusion were resilient

I can't remember
It feels like a part of myself has always thought I was somehow different from other people
Always thought I was weaker than other people
And as the years went on I realized I can barely take daily life now my brain is just muddled sludge splashing around in my head and all I can really care about is myself and my own pleasure
Yet I don't even have the strength to support my self
I'm a literal tumor on humanity

>>38665014
um...we know that's not you anon..

>implying that fag could walk down my street, introducing himself, and not get raped by wild niggers
I live in the ghetto, Chad would die.

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>mods aren't deleting the post because they know op isn't the one is the photo

Inject as much insulin as you can find?

>>38664985
Can I go into one from not eating long enough?

>>38665020
Is it reasonable to assume you're diabetic? In which case type 1 or 2? I'd assume all you would have to do is not take your insulin and consume a lot of sugary food/drink, but I don't know all that much.

>>38664937
Cuckquean. If I spelled it right

>>38664937
Yea, Laura's getting there

>>38664937
Yes, I'm one. I fucking hate it. I wish I could erase this fetish. Reee

>>38664866
what the fuck are you even taIking about

>>38664866
I don't know, are you, anon?

>>38664908
I don't feel like I am one anymore, though visually people still say I look 18 or younger.

Has a bus driver ever murdered one of their passengers?

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Watching The Belko Experiment lads

>>38664901
Not that I'm aware of, but I've seen a few almost go postal.

Junkies and old cunts make life suffering, and public transport is 90% old cunts and junkies.

"you just have to find the prostate"

bullshit, I tried, I wiggled everywhere I could reach, nada

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>>38664823
>why'd you trick me

why'd you listen?

>>38664823
now enjoy anal leakage for life

>>38664816
To lesser the pain of living

>>38664816
I'll never understand why you think it's a normie exclusive activity. I drink anytime I'm gonna have to interact with people as its the only way I can function socially. And even then I still come off as autistic.

>>38664881
I need every single cognitive faculty to interact with people. Talking to people requires 100% of my puny brain, to process all the verbal and non-verbal communication and construct responses.
When I drink alcohol, it gets much more difficult.

>>38664790
I have crazy realistic dreams all the time and in fact predictive dreams.

I have recorded a lot of cases where things have come true that are beyond self fulfilling prophecies, and the dreams that come true are insanely realistic.

Let's hope that's not the case for you.

Worst pain I ever felt was being impaled in a fever dream, was almost 15 years ago and I still remember it vividly.

>>38665481
When last time i had very high fever I was dreaming about wierd complicated 3D puzzles wchich felt like they were combined with wires and computers which i had to resolve.

>>38664785
yes
breed ur pupper senseless
make a litter of furries

>>38664785
No it only applies for cows.

>>38664785
are you retarded?
oh wait of course you are. you fuck your doggo

"Yo."

Keep doing whatever it is I was doing.

>>38664826
only valid answer
these are your sisters annoying friends, they dont concern you at all

>>38664865
what if the situation was switched where one of them was in a room of chads?