>shove fingers in butt because people say it feels good >hurts

"you just have to find the prostate"

bullshit, I tried, I wiggled everywhere I could reach, nada

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>>38664823
>why'd you trick me

why'd you listen?

>>38664823
now enjoy anal leakage for life

Some guys aren't sensitive in that area.
Goes around.
Different strokes for different folks.

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>>38664823
ayoo gimme your anus little girl

>>38664823
>don't find anal stimulating
>yet do it for hours
It's the submissiveness that turns people on. When I jerk off with something in my ass I have the strongest orgasms.

I should probably be careful though, I keep inserting relatively thick objects without any kind of lube. Meaning, I permanently stretched my asshole somewhat. I also don't want hemorrhoids or anything like that.

>>38664823
Because it's a board for faggots and you just became one.

>>38665091
>why'd you listen?
if someone told you that you could masturbate just by sticking your fingers in your butt you would do it too

thats because faggots are infiltrating the board trying to spread the disease

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>he fell for the prostate meme
ENJOY BEING GAY4LYFE NOW

>>38664823
>just get in the shower
>get benis going
>spit in hand or lube
>insert index finger
>prostate should be on upper part maybe about half a finger in
>move finger around while touching benis
it's really simple you dummy

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>>38666507
wow anon, you're pretty gay!

>>38666535
I'm super duper gay

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>>38666567
keep it up! i hope one day i'll be a faggot like you and stick my hand up my ass!

>>38666507
I've been spoiled by my toys but I'm out of lube and condoms and I really want to scratch that itch.

Maybe I'll go back to the old 'shove a finger up your ass' just for a little while.

>>38666612
I hope I get good enough at it that I don't have to touch benis, hate touching benis

>>38666612
>stick my hand up my ass!
That is god-tier. But takes practice.
It's much easier to use horse dildos.

>>38666630
what is having a dildo like? can I cum without touching benis?

Do it in the shower and stick a bar of soap up there first.
An unlubricated human body part obviously doesn't allow for non-painful intrusion. This is why gay guys always make sure they know where their lube is - anal doesn't work without it. It just doesn't. At all.
The only reason I suggest soap instead is that you're a robot so obviously you're too awkward to go buy lube.

>>38666657
>can I cum without touching benis?
Yes if the dildo is 20" and balls deep

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>>38666717
>stick a bar of soap up there first.

>>38666742
I want my gf to be able to do it though :(

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>tainting lain pictures with this degenerate topic

>>38666717
please don't stick soap up your arse
I just order lube from amazon

>>38666782
>I want my gf to be able to do it though
It's called pegging.
Go for 25" in that case, as a third party makes it harder to go balls deep,esp. a woman

>>38666657
It's super nice, fingers really aren't long enough to do the job right. It doesn't have to be big but like, a nice 6 inches of usable length and an inch diameter is just right to enjoy the penetration. I usually stroke my dick too because it's double the pleasure, and I'm too horny all the time to take a week off for anal-only orgasms like you're supposed to so I don't really handsfree cum. I'm sure you could if you enjoyed the sensation and tried your best though.

>>38666816
I'm a transbian anon

>>38666852
>I'm a transbian anon
As in mtfXmtf or mtfXf?

>>38666921
the former, I'm the type that cries if you touch benis

>>38666936
>the former, I'm the type that cries if you touch benis
Who molested you as a kid?

>>38666984
no one, my brain just thinks it's a girl and gets sad

>>38667020
>my brain just thinks it's a girl and gets sad
Nope, that is classic PTSD dissociation from maleness. You have been touched when too young to remember.

>>38664823
Is body lotion a good substitute for lube

That's what I always use anyway.

>>38667074
I just heat up some olive oil on the stove and pour it straight into my boyhole

>>38667074
>Is body lotion a good substitute for lube
>That's what I always use anyway.
Why do you think it says on the bottle in CAPITAL LETTERS "for external use only"

>>38667061
I really haven't anon, I have a mental illness called gender dysphoria disorder

>>38667110
>I really haven't anon, I have a mental illness called gender dysphoria disorder
GID is caused by sexual molestation.
You're thinking of AGP. But you cannot have AGP because literally too traumatized to touch your own wee-wee.
Ergo, try to find out when and how you got raped.

No meme

>>38667157
I wasn't anon :(

>>38664823

Ah yea, I tried this too at some point, same result and I've always had haemorrhoid issues since, maybe my finger was dirty or something I dunno, butthole is sore and itchy pretty much all the time. How anyone can enjoy taking a whole dick there is beyond me.

>>38667195
>I wasn't anon :(
Classic denial. But whatever floats your boat.
Keep thinking you're "really a woman" or whatever delusion helps you cope.

>>38667265
I can't be a real girl but I can try my best to be :(

>>38666015
No? It hardly sounds easier or more convenient

Tried it a few times and it's just dumb and a waste of lotion
It was kinda cool that I managed to cum without touching my dick, but it was a really underwhelming nut
Plus your ass feels funny all day
live and learn desu

>>38667353
Why are you a transbian and do you consider yourself an agp fetishist who preys on weaker trans women ?

Also how common are predatory agp trannies in your eyes?

>>38667157
>GID is caused by sexual molestation

Correlation=/=causation, anon.

You have no evidence to present a positive case that transanon is a rape victim.

>>38667589
>Why are you a transbian
want someone who gets the dysphoria stuff
>do you consider yourself
no
>Also how common
I'm not sure, I just want to marry a girl and stay with them forever

>>38667103
Never had any problem with it.

>>38668148
you should be wary of using things that say "for external use only". why not buy some lube, anon?

>>38668170
too embarassed to do that

>>38668210
It's easy, you just have to buy other stuff so the cashier doesn't notice it. Best is to do it when you're buying vegetables like cucumbers and carrots.

>>38667638
>Correlation=/=causation, anon.
I'm not gonna ask IF, but HOW retarded are you

Are you saying that people with GID for some reason are more likely to get raped years before they even develop it?

>You have no evidence to present a positive case that transanon is a rape victim.
Again, you're retarded.
I don't need nor would want to PROVE he's been raped.
Since GID is almost exclusively associated with rape, then it's almost sure he got raped too.

If he wants to find out or not, I don't really care.

I hope you're on HRT though, because your genes are better off the genepool.

>>38668210
It's not embarrassing at all, trust me nobody cares. Buying lube is as normal as buying anything else over the counter at the pharmacy.

>>38668326
I wasn't raped, you don't know what your even talking about anon :(

>>38668422
>I wasn't raped
Cool! Good for you.
Except that's what the majority of child victims think due to repression.

>>38668508
I'm just a huge fag who was never cut out to be male, I believe it's caused by xenoestrogens in the drinking water

The prostate is not as easy to find as they say. I never felt an "almond-shaped gland" in my ass, but there's definitely that sweet spot where you push your finger toward your belly a little bit at two knuckles in on your middle finger. When I do that while busting a nut I literally cry.

>>38669051
>The prostate is not as easy to find as they say. I never felt an "almond-shaped gland" in my ass, but there's definitely that sweet spot where you push your finger toward your belly a little bit at two knuckles in on your middle finger. When I do that while busting a nut I literally cry.
This

>>38670356
>This
How tho

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>>38664823
keep doing it. it'll feel better and better until you end up cumming like a girl.

>>38664852
lay on your back and massage the area around where your dick/balls would be you dont even have to go very deep