/britfeel/

Has a bus driver ever murdered one of their passengers?

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Watching The Belko Experiment lads

>>38664901
Not that I'm aware of, but I've seen a few almost go postal.

Junkies and old cunts make life suffering, and public transport is 90% old cunts and junkies.

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Hope you all are having a nice evening/night lads haha
Anyone have plans for the weekend?

Who /tinnitus/ here?

It isn't great.

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for ignoring the bullies

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are the saw movies any good lads

>>38664945
I'm working over the weekend lad. I don't mind because I have no friends. Mon-wed is my days off and I treat them like my weekend.

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>>38664850
anyone got at screencap or the greentext of at /britfeel/ fag wannabe trap who got raped

That image looks like Banksy would think it was great

what're you all listening too lads?
i've been feeling reall nostalgic for shippuden recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFWN8dpatcA

>>38664966
First is excellent rest are cashcows of varying quality.

who /stupid/ here?

>riding in a car, have the window all the way down
>get out the car, driver asks me to roll the window up
>should have just opened the door, closed the window and then the door
>but im retarded
>reach my hand in the open window and start rolling it up
>trap my own arm
>realise what ive done
>driver has to undo his seatbelt so he can lean over and free me, then does it himself

i want to die

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>>38664966
no lad just gore

except that scene with the girl is forced into a pit of needles has scarred me for life

>>38664966
1st is kino. Gets progressively worse after that but some decent kills at least.

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>>38664941

>I am the 10%

Feels... great.

>>38664984
>when I have to leave the house: Kanye/Eminem
>when I have to sleep: meme shit like chillstep

>>38664996
Made me chuckle lado

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>>38664966
The first is okay for what it is.
The second is mediocre.
the rest are not worth even wasting time watching.

>>38664984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1WRpCsR2EE

Memrap best rap. I'm fucking 30 and listening to this shit, what am I doing with my life.

>>38664996
>who /stupid/ here
I am lad. See above, I have low enough IQ to enjoy it.

>>38665013
watched that scene earlier, was a bit rude to just push her in like that

>>38664968
Aw heck :( I used to have that but as 7 day weeks
fucken sucked.

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I'm in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with the shape of you~

Oh sorry didn't see you there, that's a new one from my smash hit single Shape of You

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>>38664996
>take my scratch cards to do in my car
>drive around for 20 minutes finding a safe spot
>realize I can't do it because theres no hard surface or grip after minutes of fumbling
>drive home, record me doing it on my bed instead
>realize I got my face in so have to record another one

>anon asking me for a video took me about 2 hours to do one card

>>38665030
When is limmy gonna kill himself?
When will he stop playing Overwatch
When will he get good at overwatch?

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Hey lads why don't you post your waifus I'm sure nobody will mind

>>38665085
fuck off you ginger manlet

>>38665090
Why do you bully ebin?

>>38665087
did you win anything at least?

>>38665105
got nothing better to do when he isn't doing his queer normie meetups

>>38665085
This fucking threw me off my game.
>have a girl round to watch the new GoT premier
>Ed appears near the end
>what the fuck
>show finishes
>start necking
>just can't stop thinking of Ed's shitty appearence in GoT.
>stop necking to laugh at how awkward his appearence was.

>>38665090
Nah, I would but it seems to be a never ending font for strife.

>>38665090
>tfw recently realised my waifus are 14 year old
What the fuck have I done lads?

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>>38664901
Almost I HATE THE ROBO REEE

The trailer for the new saw looks...um...pointless?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPP6aIw1vgY

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>tfw you live in the worst country in the union

>>38665113
won 5 quid on the one I accidently recorded with my face (on the first scratch), lost on the one I uploaded

>>38665085
I swear to god if I hear that song again I think i'm going to strangle someone. it's not even that it's bad, in fact most of his music is pretty good, but it's just so overplayed that it drives me fucking insane

>>38665180
I've never heard it, I don't work near radios.

>>38665085

People that boring should be banned from being famous.

>>38665090
Cheers lad, you're sad little drama wasn't centre stage for 10 mins. Need to fix that.

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>>38665090
My waifu is better at computers than your waifu!

>>38665105
obviously it's just because I'm a horrible person who takes delight in the suffering of others

I haven't spoken to ebin in or out of this thread since he deleted me on steam months ago, and even then we only talked very briefly and not in much depth

>>38665140
Ikr so old and gross

>>38664996
when I first passed my test I used to unlock the car door, leave the keys in the lock and then get in the car. Sometimes I would get as far as sitting down other times i would just go to sit down then remember they were still in the door

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starting a new job this monday, should be stressful but will hopefully open some new doors.

who early drinking? Im having some regal clavis and black rum

>>38665173

link of the one you uploaded?

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>>38665090
My Waifu is best waifu.
>QT Goth
>So fucking kind
>will take you away from the suffering of life.
What's not to love?

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>>38665140
I realised that too haha
going to have to stick with it now tho

>>38665259
Its a bit embarrasing tbqh, its 13 minutes long. I was waiting for the anon who kept asking for it last night and for the thread to slow down

>>38665214
my sister listens to it obsessively and, despite listening to it hundreds of times, still sings it out of key. drives me mad

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>>38665090
haha gays amiright

>>38665135
our lives are filled with strife anyway, might as well post cute animated girls to cheer us up a bit

>>38665140
>>38665264
legal waifu master race coming through
pick one who looks underage but supposedly a 200 year old druid or whatever, you'll feel less guilty

>>38665278
that was was me who kept asking (unless there was another I didn't see)

y-you saw my vid lad

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>>38665090
>post your waifus
k

>>38665140
>tfw waifu's 16
barely legal master race

Ebin had good taste in music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDe60CbIagg&index=15&list=PLleXLJpBYUZX0Rm0nlYtBPdIo8w3ckLfX

Bought Persona 5

So that's a 450 quid TV and 250 quid in train tickets bought this month
Maybe 50 quid on food

Still spending less than my monthly income

>>38665255
>almost 9pm
>early drinking

ive been on it since 7 this morning lad

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>>38665343
I only made that the other day, its very much a work in progress h-haha

where'd you find it?

>>38665360
my hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ro36uxdDrI&index=11&list=RDriM1KZn9q4k

>>38665377

It was on your youtube channel, the playlist is public

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>>38664984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KJZeygsovw

>>38665406
how'd you find that channel, did I link a video on it before?

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>>38665353
>Bought Persona 5
>not emulating it for free

>>38665421
a few times kyle

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>>38665377
Hey Ebin was this you from a few threads ago?

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Fuck zero hour contracts desu

Guess ill just live on fuck all for the next few weeks

>>38665421

you said I had 'cute hands' lad

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>>38665441
that channel you linked has no doxxable stuff on it

>>38665443
y-yes

> tfw you wish were a 6 ft 2 hench but you're 5 ft 6 and skinny

>Ebin is a Leeds United fan
hm

Dad just caught me smashing mugs and started to cry ffs.

Was reading about the A level system as a yank, and I'm shocked by how intensive it is. I did comparatively nothing in high school.

>>38665090
Does all cum taste the same or does each persons taste different?

>>38665475
>tfw i am 6ft 2 hench
>still a khv

it doesnt help lad, not if youre like us

>>38665452
why not get a warehouse apprenticeship m8? Get payed below min wage and you get a kwalifaction after 2 years.

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>>38665458
Good taste lad. You need to get your attention shit sorted and start watching those films. I highly recommend Only God Forgives as a a starting point, there isn't much plot so it's easy to follow and it has absolute kino visuals

who here /shit internet/. it's taken me all day to torrent k-on season 1 and 2 + the movie

>>38665452
Yeah, they're a fucking joke.
My work does 4 hour contracts. So at least I'll get 32 quid a week lad.
>tfw my work only gives you 4 hours a week if they really badly want to get rid of you but have no real reason to sack you.

Pretty sure you can still sign on if you're working less than 16 hours a week.

>>38665490
I've posted a lot about leeds before last season lad, there was at least one more of /us/

>>38665519
Drive was one of my favourite movies, watched it about 5 times. Very cringey taste though, i've wanted to watch refns other meme shit but I never get around to it

>>38665452
Zero hour contracts wouldn't even be legal in a civilised society.

>>38665533
Took me an hour to download the Current 93 discography in 320 mp3. (Just over 10gb).

Not sure if that's good or bad.

>>38665557
If you care, I'm subbed to you so you check out my playlists. Mostly random stuff but fairly big documentary one.

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>>38665557

You were 21 when you started browsing /britfeel/, you're 24 now

>>38665558
it's taken me 12 hours to download ~35 gb

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>>38665303
>our lives are filled with strife anyway, might as well post cute animated girls to cheer us up a bit
I suppose you're right.

>>38665599
Is this another Ebin orbiter?

Can you keep this shit to Steam and discord please

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBBrSSyp7_M

how does this video make you feel, lads

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I think im gonna go back to being a child and build a den out in the woods, dig out the ground a couple of feet down then have some branches holding a tarp over it, i think it will be pretty comfy to relax there, have a smoke and some time to myself

>>38665630

I am sort of an ebin orbiter, I'm not on steam/discord.

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>>38665599
>there's only a third of the year left
>he's still in the same place as january 1

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Thought I was going to faint at slavery today. My knees kept feeling like they were going to give too haha. Updated the old blog. Probably not going to do anything else remotely productive today

>>38665533
When I was at uni it took me three days to download one 24 episode anine

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>>38665535
>>38665565

Its a complete piss take

People seem to get all the hours they want while others (me) get as little as possible

If you ring and complain you get black listed, no way of pulling them up on this shit.

Already on part time bennies but because i got 1 shift 2 weeks ago that's enough to live on for another 2 and half weeks apparently


Also trying their hardest to get me on a 26 week course for "experience" at 50 quid a week

Would rather off my self desu

>>38665557
Nothing cringe mate, Drive is autist kino. I'd actually recommend another refn film instead, Bronson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCT0yhihKj0

>>38665568
This is still the best song title I've ever heard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FLCbpqXrBA

He borders on self-parody sometimes but there really is no one like him

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>>38665631
>tfw no qt gf to listen to nine inch nails with.

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear this crown of shit
Upon my liars chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I will keep myself
I would find a way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR4DjYczINM

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>>38665599
I started browsing 4chan frequently when I turned NEET, 8 years ago haha.

I still have a mug that got given on my 21st birthday, unopened. It feels like yesterday I got it and i've been thinking about opening it up but now its way too late. Its such a sad reminder than the last ~6 years have just disappeared. the last 3 years have gone especially fast, think of stuff like the ebola memes were in 2014 - 3 years ago. Its crippling. Think of the fact the 18 year olds here were literal kids during the gagnam style shit in 2012 and during the london olympics, most were kid teenagers during 7-1 brazil and ebola too yet it feels like yesterday

>>38665662
Think I will quit the maths class that keeps me going, Its just failing. I might try volunteer or look for a job agency (?) is that how it works? I have no idea.

>>38665631
Classic American hyper-editing.

>>38665631
I havent had sex in years but I feel like I could get that guy laid. He's quirky and 'different' just needs to aim for autist girls and ditch his mum

>>38665505
i dont even want to be one to get girls, i just like the way it looks.

>>38665672
It is inhumane and disgraceful.
>Also trying their hardest to get me on a 26 week course for "experience" at 50 quid a week
Sickening, filthy fucks.
Man was not meant to live like this.

>>38665669
Doesnt the smell in that place get to you? Or do you just get used to it?

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>>38665693

Got a bottle of champagne on my 18th and its still sitting in the kitchen unopened

>tfw 27 soon

>>38665737
I don't think it's that bad. Makes me feel hungry tbqh

>>38665739
I'm 27. I try actively to forget most of my life before 22 because it was shite or worse, too nice compared to now, and I don't even have to try to forget after 22 because it is one grey blob of unchanging meh.
My dad bought me a bottle of champagne when I was 12 to keep to when I was 18. I can't remember how it tasted.

>>38665631
This seems fake. He seems too likeable to be a real virgin. He's more of a TV virgin.

>>38665791
probably shite

>>38665787
Then why don't you eat you absolute weapon
You're always on the verge of collapsing at work and yet you refuse to eat. You're not fat

>>38665815
Probably. I appreciated the thought though. It wasn't cheap stuff either.

>>38665492
They don't have an A level system.
You go from high school to college and do AP - at 16-18 we do their first year of college (5.0 GPA equiv) and I believe it was to prep us for uni and knock off a year

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>>38665693

I bought this on my 18th birthday, just over 7 years ago. There's still about 2 shots worth. I probably have 2 shots a year out of it

How easy would it be to break into a regular size zoo one night and let all the animals out?

>>38665353
Cheapo shite TV then.

>>38665882
What's stopping them from killing you when you let them out?

>>38665415
God those were the days. Hnnnnng.

>>38665900
Thats one of the many things im thinking about thats putting me off trying it

>>38665900
I feel a connection to them. They're my kindred spirits. They wouldn't do that to me

>>38665689
Current 93 do have some good titles.

>tfw let my misses listen to Current 93 and she just looked at me with shame and asked how I could honestly listen to that, it's more cringey than linkin park.

Imagine ebin dancing around his room with this playing in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLTGs4fqxBk

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Got ~2k bong total lads haha
never had so much in my entire life

>>38665900
>>38665952
they would all be exterminated in the morning.
they aint gonna risk a human life trying to put them back.

>>38665968
thank god I didn't make a kpop playlist yet haha

Is Filey the centre of the universe?.

>>38665952
That they are caged and controlled 24/7 in an environment that only just barely replicates the true world their ancestors were able to appreciate?
>>38665976
and the same for us were we to try and escape our system

>>38665961
Pfttt roastie can't into esotericism
Think you need to let her go lad

>>38665968
imagine britnormie dancing around his room with this playing in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g

>>38665968
Imagine tilde dancing around his room with this playing in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

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>>38665926
san anders is how i found this song young fag but vice city had better music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miGUnKWcYeo

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>>38666003
>and the same for us were we to try and escape our system

>>38666020

THANK YOU SO MUCH

I've been looking for this for fucking years. You've made my day anon

>>38666003
That reminds me of one of my favourite song lyrics:
>What happens to the rat that stops running the maze?
>the doctors think it's dumb when it's just disappointed

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>>38665669
love the blog qt

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>>38665975
i had 1k pissed most of it away even made a thread when i got it

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>>38666003
>and the same for us were we to try and escape our system
wew

>>38666006
>Think you need to let her go lad
Nah, she's alright.
Good shag. Plus I like that we don't like similar things. Means I have peace to listen to my music, watch my films/shows etc.

Nothing worse than having to do things together with the bird.

>>38665968
>>38666020
>>38666026
imagine poleaboo dancing around his room with this playing in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zypbd4VgmCw

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Oh sweet Micheal Rooker is in this movie

>>38666055
can't you keep this discussion to steam or discord please?

Imagine Xi Jinping dancing around his room with this playing in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCOIjvWFFo8

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>>38665975

Enjoy it lad

Just remember, it goes a LOT quicker than you think if you have no plans for it

>>38666055
What is the point of this post? You're probably just trying to stir shit

>>38666086
Next he'll be talking about his weekend meetups and fuck sessions

how do I find a bf lads?

>>38664461

That potatoes are trying it.

>>38666108
didn't you see earlier in this thread and last thread? they've been trying to bait me for hours but I have been trying not to respond

>>38666112
thats not me

>>38666096
My sister loves that band and is on first name terms with them because she's seen them so much

>>38666086
>>38666108
Just report it for avatarfagging.

>>38666132
You email me

Unless you're only into traps/femboys/crossdressers etc, in which case, please don't

>>38666134
dont be a prick

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>>38666134
hahahha they tried this on pol too
>yfw most of the thread is filled with plastic-paddy yanks

>>38665975
I've got 1,200. All NEETbux

>>38666132
ask ebin he doesn't stop talking about it ha ha

>>38666132
Right here lad please someone love me

Someone should swap Tilde's tit skittles for cyanide pills.

>>38666154
alright sakulad

>>38666156
Prick by pointing out the irish are trying their own version?
I didn't say to shit up their thread or anything.

Bellend.

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this cafe near us used to do chilli burgers.

I don't recall if it had a burger in it, or was just chilli, like chilli con carne in a bap.

anyone else else had one of these?
want to try make on myself.

not sure if putting tinned chilli in a bap would be the same.

>>38666190
now the ni fags are going muh taigs out

How much money do you think you've spent in your life lads? Adding it all up I reckon I've burned through about 215,000 in my whole life.

>>38666173
Hows cute are you?

>>38665496
Different, and it depends what he's been eating.

>>38666217

Orange paddies are cunts, I can't wait for a united ireland

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>>38666069
Silly lad haha, I guess as long as you don't regret it, it should be fine
>>38666106
It's really nice being able to buy things I like but I know I have to be super frugal with it, last confirmed paycheque today too so until I get another job it's all got to be saved as much as possible haha.
I was thinking of getting a motorbike asap, probably can get everything together nicely with ~3.5k - 4k for a decent 125, insurance and proper leathers and security. (Bad area so its a must)
>>38666159
Had to work my ass off for ~7 months for this haha
Any plans for it?

Gonna make a nice hot cuppa and watch s3 of Fargo. What are your plans for the night laddies?

>>38666154
I like those but I'm one myself but I also like normal lads as long as you're good looking
>>38666173
I love you lad...

Just realised I've had 750 quid in outgoings this month

Should only be 500 next and I'll try to keep it there for a while before working down

>>38666216
Pretty sure it would have had a burger in it, and there's a decent chance that it was tinned chilli.

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>>38666217

It might have been me

>>38666221
Cant even be arsed doing the sums in my head but id imagine alot less than 215grandbong, with that said im 27, i still live at home and have pretty much no hobbies

worst town in the south? dover?

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>>38666132
Depends, are you a qt girl?

Will /r9k/ turn into /int/ but with feels instead of normies?

>>38666231

I'll put a brew on myself. Do a bit of tidying, and memrise

>>38666231
kill myself haha

>>38666223
Not a trap or femboy or anything but pretty cute I guess

>>38666235
t-thanks, anon

>genuinely bored to death with hearing about Ireland, North or Republic
>just want to never hear about either of them ever again

>>38665533
0.71Mbps download rate. Fibre has finally made it to my exchange, the last mile will be shite because it's out in the sticks and worn down to about two strands of copper but anything will be better than this, I signed up on Monday. Can't wait.

>>38665896
It's a 50 inch certified ultra HD Hisense

>>38666267
Call me when you're a cute femboy you hairy bender.

>>38666217
I don't care what the Irish do in a thread for the Irish

>>38666257

Oxford, 25% insufferable posh twats, 75% chavs/pakis

>>38666259
I'm a cute girl (male) ahhh

>>38666229
>Any plans for it?
Nah. I plan to horde as much money as I can for as long as possible. Maybe when my last granparent dies and I get a few more grand in inheritance I'll do something but it's not enough right now to really do anything with and I'm a lazy git that never does anything anyway

>>38666221
Under 3000 bong of my own hard earned money
student life feeling good so far
until I have to pay back student loans

>>38666286
it's a city you spaz

>>38666257
Where is the cut off line for South?
Or can I just say anyplace south of mine?

Slough then, thats a town I'm sure, and it's shit

>>38666272

I just don't get why the Republican Northern Irish people don't just fuck off to the Republic if they are that bothered.

>>38666221
At least 200k. Probably about 300k at a push.

>>38666298
Then you're just a failure of a man. Not cute.

>>38666272
We would be so lucky lad.
Can't stand that weird fucking accent either/

>>38666083
What movie is it?
Knlll

>>38666325
thats what you think haha, all waifuposters turn prison gay

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>>38666325
it's really aesthetic you know ..

>>38665739
I saved a bottle of Champagne that I nicked off my dad and kept it years. Had a significant life event and thought fuck it, time to open that champagne and... it was corked. Totally undrinkable so don't leave it too long lad.

>>38666299
Respectable desu anon. I think I will carry on saving as much as I can for as long as I can too haha. Might get a Hybrid bike for commuting though so that will be nice to get from A to B and any possible job I can get haha

>>38664904
>>38666348
Bilko Experiment. Also has Dr Cox and some others that look familiar

>>38666348
Belko Experiment from the looks of it.

>>38666342
you can tell me that while you fuck me if you like

>Really need a bf lads
>Me too lad
>He'd be a trap who likes like a 2d girl
>Same here
Ah, classic britfeel prision gays.

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>someone keeps posting eromanga trash ITT

>>38666357
Sure they do anon.

>>38666385
Can I also choke you and slap you? Can I tie you to the bed and tickle you for hours?

>>38666381
Whenever I've had a job I've always burned through the money faster than when a NEET. I guess I'm always worried about my bennies being cut.

Proper sick of gays tbqh.

Disgusting mental illness that should stay illegal.

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Why aren't you using your spare time to learn Chinese? or other language/skill of your choice

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>>38666357
>>38666360
I-I'm not that far gone guys h-haha
>>38666395
>Eromanga trash
take that back anon
pls

>>38666422
Or at least be kept in private and properly felt ashamed of.

Would like you benders to leave

>>38666395
>complains about forgettable season trash with forgettable season trash
hmm, really made me think

>>38666436
Definitely not shitting up an anonymous image board on the internet.

>>38666393
I want a normal guy

No traps, no femboys, no chads. The most average and normal guy you could possibly think of.

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>>38666435
>keyframe that looks like this
>good in any respect
>>38666452
that's subjective. eromanga is objectively bad

>>38666461
pls be in warwickshire

>>38666410
It might be the general idea of having a decent supply of income or something I guess haha. I started buying things that I didn't particularly need and got a subscription to streaming bs etc where before I was super frugal haha

>>38666480
Warwick is a proper shithole.

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>>38666435
seriously anon, how can you not see how beautiful a juicy cock is compared to a roastie?

god they make my mouth water so much

you don't have to be far gone to see their superiority desu

>>38666033
Heh. If I told you I saw Billy Idol back when he was in Generation X playing dives in Bromley you'll know how much of an oldfag I am. Laura Branigan though... I bet her tits are down by her knees now.

>>38666480
Are there train stations in Warwickshire?

although I feel this is someone making a shitpost

>>38665030
Convinced limmy posts here, just watch his Overwatch streams he's in a dark place.

>>38666498
gays are ok.
this kind of faggotry needs to stop

>>38666393
>tfw no trap bf to be a trap together with

>>38666282
Hey, rude, I'm not hairy

Thinking neets should get mental evaluations, if they fail ship them off to some asylum.

>>38665261
who is your goth waifu?

>>38666264
haha best of luck

>>38666263
What tea do you drink? Good on ya for the tidying, personally I never clean or tidy after 9pm but to each his own

>>38666512
who does he main?

>>38666517
Funny how it's always 2D isn't it. They never post 3D guys unless they're borderline trannies

>>38666480
sakulad what are you doing

>on the bus
>drunk old dude sits next to me
>starts speaking in heavy chav
>can't understand a single word
>nod politely
>he clearly wants an answer to something and gets incresingly angry
>get off the bus to get another one
>he stares at me intensely until the bus drives off and then still through the back window
Why are people like this? How does one respond to them? Gives me mad anxiety.

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>>38666479
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the art was really qt anon pls stop bully
the plot was a bit medicore but I stayed for the QT assin style desu
>>38666498
But anon, whilst it can be argued that it looks nice there, irl I don't find anything drawing me to dating guys or being intimate :(((((

>>38666479
The face is super cute there tbqh, only the legs are weird.

>>38666542
>>38666542
Almost as if the musk from a guys arsehole up close would make them realise they made a mistake.

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>>38666545

>got off the bus to get another one

Should have told him to fuck off

>>38666545
You don't, and treat them as what they are, a potentially dangerous nutter who needs to be kept at safe distance.
You don't have to respond to strangers and you shouldn't feel bad for not knowing how to respond to essentially gibberish.

>>38666523
How hairless and skinny are you?

>>38666541
wasn't paying attention to the game, he's too fucking depressing. Honestly in an absolute state.

>>38666512
he would definitely fit in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9zfwHVFqv4

>>38666545
"haha oh man I know what you mean"
^ say this next time

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>>38666594
>tfw you will never check teletext again

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>>38666498
Because he's not a porn addicted idiot who thinks boys drawn as girls are reality.

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>>38666552
>plot was mediocre
>implying the plot was anything more than "guy wants to fuck his sister but it's his ((step sister)) so it's ok
>>38666555
the art is generic A1 stuff. it's very good, but lacks substance. this coming from someone who's waifu is from an A1 show

>>38666583
Poor bloke. Falconhoof was genius comedy.

>>38666526
There should be a reality show where NEETs get shipped off to some remote island and have to fend for themselves. It would be interesting to see how long until they turn prison gay, whether they get comfy or start arguing autistically, whether they could actually survive (not likely). I'm copyrighting it btw

>>38666616
That isn't your waifu surely

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>>38666616
>>implying the plot was anything more than "guy wants to fuck his sister but it's his ((step sister)) so it's ok
pls anon I am soft and tender reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>38666538

I drink standard tea, whatever I can get cheapest, PG tips at the moment. I sometimes have a green tea at night but haven't for a while.

I was the anon laying the carpet yesterday, still a ton of clutter in the hallway and carpet shreds that need to be thrown away. I'm so worn out though, I'm gonna leave it for tomorrow and just have my tea

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>>38666648
>That isn't your waifu surely
fuck you fight me

>>38666541
The same as me, Zarya.
>Tfw can't play comp because of Doommeme being released today

if you're a virgin past 21, and actually leave the house, im curious to know how you can cope with the shame when talking to normies?

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>>38666603
ahh used to do that as a kid. didn't know what I was doing but it was fun

>>38666671
Shame only exists if you allow it to exist.

>>38666227
true
>>38666229
not really spent in on a hooker a ps4 pro i know muh console fag
and driving lessons

>>38666671

I lost my virginity 6 days after my 22nd birthday

>>38666576
Completely hairless and kind of skinnyfat right now but working on it

>>38666216
Isn't that messy as fuck? All the mince would go everywhere.

>>38666694
Or more accurately, if you feel you deserve shame.

>>38666705
it was quite dry.

>>38666697
Tbh I want a PS4 pro too haha. Might wait till January though and weigh up if I can afford it then.

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>>38666517
>>38666542
>>38666608
don't worry I like 3d as well desu!

infact I'd much rather a real guy over a drawing

imagine cuddling together with a well shaved cute guy mmm

>>38666743
please stop posting, for everyones sake

>>38666257
Dover is agreeably an armpit. I spent the night in a hotel there because early morning ferry and it was just like the interior of the hotel in the Shining but recreated in Soviet Russia. Grim as fuck.

lads im trying to do nofap here can we please refrain from lewdposting

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>>38666760
sorry lad, meant to spoiler that one

>>38666737
this the 2k guy how did you get it

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>>38664850
surprise surprise 44

>>38666281
Kek. So long as it makes you happy I suppose.

>>38666583
not watched him recently because i don't like video game commentary. is he really that bad? i know he's had mental problems in the past, hope it's not as bad as that.

>>38666786
ill give u my big cock

>>38666777
>lads I am weakwilled and want to fap really, please stop giving me excuses that my brain can latch onto to give up

>>38666317
below birmingham

>>38666698
i lost mine a month after turning 22. i knew it was now or never.

>>38666495
It's castle is ace though so not all bad.

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Can you imagine actually going to Warwick University?

What gameshow from the 90s did you want to go on lads?

>>38666509
Jesus Christ how old are you anon?

>>38666824
yeah basically, so please yamete

>>38666846
Catchphrase, just because I loved the little animations.

>>38666822
hm could I see a picture of this cock first before I try it out?

>>38666843
Warwick Uni is just a creche for 18-21 yr olds

>>38666787
How did I save it up?
Put money aside each payday and didn't touch it no matter what, I dipped into it a few times admittedly i.e. when the laptop died and I actually need it to get some work done outside of the house haha
Repurposed the old laptop as a pseudo-desktop as its mainly the screen that was borked.

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>>38666671
you don't talk or interact with normies

>>38666786
I'm prison gay but hate that felix character, its such a disgusting caricature. Its tries way to hard to be female and cutesy, babies first prison gay thought.

>>38666843
It was my second choice
I might have ended up more well-adjusted if I went there

>>38666743
How about you post the body and face of the guy lad eh?

>>38666810
He plays a videogame at 5am on a weeknight as a married guy with a kid. I'd say he\s fucked

>>38666890
what do you think about all this gay posting?

I think we should put all the gayposting here. >>38664461

It will at least help that thread from dying.

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>>38666862
step in the light

>>38666846
crystal maze lad

looked so fun

even got to go to a crystal maze clone thingy once, was weird as hell

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>>38666916
haven't been reading it really, went for some honey nut shredded wheat now i'm contemplating whether to try watch a movie or play crash bandicoot or nioh.

Its very much nu-r9k normie gayposting though, i'm a bit tired of it now

>>38666916
ebin says he doesnt like it but ebin was the one who used to post the spoilered gifs of that one guy shoving the horse dildo up his bum

>>38666964
I still like those webms

>>38666957
http://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/notgay10/

remember when you used to do it every thread haha

>>38666957
is the remastered crash good?
i've heard mixed things

>>38666843

Warwick University is in Coventry

>>38666975
Looks to be very ironic to me if you read the posts

>>38666981
probably not, I managed to play for 10mins and do the first 3 levels. got bored instantly desu but thats my fault and not the games

>>38666955
Share the story lad. Sounds like some interesting comfy read to perk up this shit thread

>>38666957
>nu-r9k normie gayposting
>flirts with tilde constantly
FUCK
OFF
EBIN

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>>38666954
t-that's pretty nice anon.. I wouldn't mind checking it out hahhh wew

>>38667001
eh, still holding off on buying a PS4 anyway. the lineup keeps getting better but I can never push myself to go out and buy one

>>38667001
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting no matter what.

>>38667001
>i-it was just ironic, pls delet

just own up to it lad, thats embarrassing

FILM FRIDAY IS TOMORROW IN A DIFFERENT CYTUBE THAN IS NORMAL

poa l.me/dmj8yk

(remove space : it's like strawpoll)

>>38667001
you can never own up to anything can you?

>>38666596
You say this but I literally has a drunk old chav tell me that he had his twins die, and saying to me do I have kids, at 21, and when I said no he said I'm too posh to. And that all I'm concerned with is my dick, I could barely hear the cunt, trying to lecture me

I have only ever made up one fabricated 'character'. I make posts as this character maybe once every 2-3 months.

If you can guess which one it is, I'll reveal

>>38667030
post skype or discord then

>>38667053
He would have blamed someone else if he could. The useless cunt he is.

>>38667017
most of the time its planned bait to bait the usual suspects, those "well adjusted" people are actually more insecure than me with the spamming and baiting. Infact I didn't bring any of that waifu shit up its always them instigating it for some reason. I don't know what compels them to get home from work and instantly try argue with a pathetic NEET on 4chan

>tfw uni student
>tfw stuff targeted at uni student randomly disappeared as you started uni
I heard that just five or less years ago you could easily find student bars with pound for a pint, 1 bedroom houses for students that were 250 per callendar month with all utilities, taxes and internet included because the landlords were getting government funding or some shit and many more. And all that stuff fell of the face of the earth. Why can't I have nice things?

>>38667089
At least you admit all you do is intentionally shit up threads because you just HAVE to cause arguments instead of ignoring people you don't like.

Tilde is literally grooming Ebin.

I

>>38667111

youre already getting given money to keep you going while you stay in school well into adulthood instead of getting a job, what else do you want?

>>38667155
He is of that age he expects everything given to him.

>>38666735
I suppose if I was making it I'd fry the mince, drain the fat off then add one of those jars of Dolmio chili sauce.
While it's heating I'd poke a hole into an uncut bun/bap, scoop some of the bread out and spoon some of the chili inside. It's the most mess-free way I can think of doing it.

Is Tilde about, or any of the traps? Wanted some starvation advice.

I wish Ebin would put a live stream in his room so we could watch him 24/7 like big brother

>>38666763
Is that the place with the weird radios set in the side table thats moulded into the wall and don't do anything? Really dodgy carpet and the whole place smells of death and decay?

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>>38667155
>>38667170
>struggling to scrape together enough money to pay for your food every week whilst maintaining your studies (had job but had to leave as my grades dropped)
>some retarded faggots on r9k or people who haven't been to uni complain about you saying how shits getting rough and that you wish students had it a bit more lax
Would be nice to get a bit extra in Maintenance so I don't have to worry about this shit and then I can pay it back.

Driving round leek listening to boards of Canada, comfy

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>getting sick of being ignored
>stop texting everyone
>haven't spoken to anyone in about a week now

Is this how it starts?

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>>38667011
hm I'll try lad, it was a long time ago at I guess I'd have been about 13, we went to this place with my dad and his friends and his friends all had kids so we were all friends as well which was nice, it was a real life crystal maze just like the show, I remember there being all the stages, there was an aztec one, a titanic one, and probably a few others, the aztec one had the most fun desu. god this is a really old memory I barely remember it but it was very dear to me. the aztec level was hard you had to swing on some ropes I think to get past it but the titanic was more mathematical and cranial. if you've seen the show you should know what I mean but I think there were 4 stages in total. I wish I could relive that day lad I really do.

I did a quick google and this seems to be the place

Sorry I couldnt type more, my memories of this are basically two still images in my mind of those two areas. but at least i have them at all right?

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>>38667297
>wants people to pay degenerate uni partying while """studying""" for his useless meme degree while he avoids working

>>38667297

Tell them your a turbo lesbian paki or something and they will hand you thousands

Just finished watching the place beyond the pines, decent film but felt like I was only engrossed in it because Ive been without a father since childhood and the feels got to me. But yeah pretty good film.

>>38667297
>people who haven't been to uni
I just finished uni you bellend. How about actually balancing work and uni you lazy shit. A lot of other students manage to do that.

>>38666850
Ancient. Over 50, but I was underage when I saw Billy Idol in Generation X in Bromley.

>>38667319
I take it that it's shut down now then?

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I'd feel for more sympathy for students if they weren't getting pissed every weekend and actually 100% focused on their study. From me they get no sympathy. The majority go just for a piss up while they avoid work and get handed a degree at the end of it.

>>38667329
people pay for you to sit around picking shit out of your arsehole with your fingers, at least he's actually trying to do things with his life

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>>38664955
not fun lad. music all day every day, sleeping is shit.
>>38665090
ere
>>38666799
pls no post

>>38667386

Those on ESA cost less to subsidise than students

>>38667304
did you post some songs in a comfy thread yesterday.
I remember a boards of Canada song.can't remember the name of it though

>>38666989
Depends what campus.

>>38667380
what if they don't have any friends and sit in their room all day?

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>>38667378
apparently it was shut down in 2010 but I had no idea until now, I must have went a long time before that

sorry I couldn't give you more details but I'm not very good at articulating

>>38667329
>partying
no thanks lol
>>38667348
might try that desu
>>38667359
I had no downtime all the time I was employed, it was work or study and I ended up getting no sleep which made it worse and I had no time for my other projects which are being used for a portfolio when I leave uni.
Some people can do it, others only work on holidays, which desu I might try but it won't bring in alot at all considering most only want to give minimum wage because it's a low tier part time.

>>38667386
People who pay taxes should be fine with people like me, if they entered a period of vulnerability themselves they'd also expect benefits. I hope to be working and paying into that same system. I do not want to pay for students after seeing pictures of freshers week and nights out, simple as

>>38667434
that poster was whining about cheap alcohol

>>38667399
Got to say, I'm really impressed by the artist who draws her, so life like it really is amazing.

>>38667420
Dayvan cowboy is the best one lad

>>38667441
>other projects which are being used for a portfolio when I leave uni.
Useless art degree confirmed.

Get a weekend job then. Did 20+ hours a week, mostly on the weekend during one year and then a somewhat comfier weekend job at the uni while in my last. If you struggle with that now, you will be fucked once you finish uni.