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Vai tomar no cu fila da puta


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get the fuck out of here you fucking nigger monkey fucks

Hell on earth

well its more hellish than usual but still

>>38736123
>doctor asks me if i am well
>tell him im great
>arent actually great

>>38736123
>go to house party
>unplug the fridge and freezer while everyone is drunk

SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>>38736123
>go on tf2
>every time you et a kill type "baddie down"

>>38736108
>3 crappy things are a decade old
Kill yourself

>>38736151
you have shit taste fampai

>>38736314
>OP was released 15 years ago

>>38736103
I wish my cock was that big. wow.

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holy fuck I want to suck that
>tfw when no futa mommy gf

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>>38736335
>you will never be surrounded by sweaty, musky mommy cocks

>>38735842
That spacing really hurts my eyes

also mummy tendies ree

I graduated 8 years ago.
Life skills.
Life is too stressful so I holed up in my room for nearly a decade.
Been bullied by Chads since I was born. I am passive let them have their way with me.
I will be your company bitch boy, I won't get uppity when given tasks, or threaten to take anyones job.

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>Tell me a little about yourself. Are you currently going to school?

Dropped out because I could not afford it.

>What are some of your biggest weaknesses?

Don't know when to stop when it comes to making sure whatever task I'm assigned needs to be complete to perfection.

>Give me an example of a time you have had to deal with a stressful situation, and how you got past it

Customer got in my face yelling about his printer issues. I was calm and told him we could work through it together and get it fixed. We got it fixed.

>Tell me a time you had a conflict, and how you overcame it

Had an issue with an employee. Well, they had an issue with me. They didn't like that I was able to lead the group better than they could. They talked to their manager and the manager gave them a talk and I was given a promotion within 6 months.

>And finally, out of all the other candidates in this thread, why should we hire you?

My skills and this company are a perfect match. I believe we can both benefit from each other. I look forward to working for this company if I'm selected.

>>38735803

I really don't get it, pls explaion

>>38735803
Sneed's Fuck and Chuck

>>38735803
It wasn't funny because I looked too hard for innuendos in Feed and Seed so now that sounds dirty to me too.

>>38735782
I'll believe your 9/11 story if you eradicate the Jews

why does it matter?
will the truth about 9/11 bring the victims back?
will it solve our collective problem of loneliness, our desire to understand our realer selves or overcoming our weaknesses?

does posting on an uzbek horticulture enthusiast website about how jews did 9/11 make you a happy person?

>>38736063
There were no victims. Except the Afghans, Iraqis, Libyans and Syrians.

>>38735749
Money seems to do pretty job of it. Most people would not dress up as the statue of liberty and twirl a sign at oncoming traffic. They would for a paycheck though.

I'd say "nothing EXTERNAL can change the nature of a man". It all has to be coming from inside. Without that, nothing will change.

>>38735922
I wouldn't say money does it, really. Just because you pay someone to twirl a sign, you're not changing their true nature. Once they go home for the day or if the job ends, they are still the same person.

>>38736710
What about people who kill for money?

>>38735740
What the fuck is a belly gf? Are you some disgusting degenerate cuck?

>>38735763
A girl with belly fat (not OP)

>>38735740
imma need to see some bics

>>38735719
Just let him get fucked. Grown men don't like their friends messing with what they believe is their private lives. He'll learn his lesson and come back.

something, something horse water

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>>38735719
>He's attached to her because he's never had a girlfriend before. Is this what relationships are like?

Healthy relationships? No, definitely not. The girl seems like an entitled cunt if she expects a sugar daddy under the guise of a committed relationship.

>She says she's not supposed to. How do I help my friend?
As your friend, express your worry about him and the girl. Keep it honest, but personable as a friend confiding.

How is she as a person? As friends, I'm assuming you've met and probably hung out with her a couple times by this point.

>>38735685
hahaha nice meme I love now make me a handjob plz

>>38735685
Someone needs to make "the virgin jpg vs THE CHAD PNG"

>>38735685
>some mentally ill shut-in spent time and effort drawing penises

He's probably the same dude claiming traps arent gay.

>>38735674
I don't care, courgettes are shite, fuck the police.

>>38735699
nah, bake em with some olive oil and grated cheese and they're awesome

>>38735818
>needing cheese to get your veg down
Found the manchild

special, you're so very special.

It's "I wish I were"

impregnating a woman right now

>>38735639
Nick's actually gay, and rumor is you have to suck his dick to join Team 10.

That guy fucks dudes. He's clearly a homo

>>38735639
Nick Crompton's gay, isn't he?

>>38735623
Bumping
originaroo

>>38735623
The solution is to call them out. Faggots are the most sensitive retards on the planet. Your anonymous words hurt them deeply.

>>38735696
But that bumps their threads, is it worth it?