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>>38745946
didnt you post here about the same thing last week

>>38746003
No? I'm a different anon.

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Stop fapping to nasty shit and stop browsing /r9k/ . Boom you've solved the dad problem and you're a significantly better person

because it's a social norm (in America) and you're expected to follow social norms.

>>38745929
Why are americans so cucked?

well you pay them by purchasing goods from them as well so it's not that crazy of a concept

fuck off faggot, I don't wanna talk to any fags with such a low powerlevel they can't figure out what they want to watch without consulting r9k.

>>38745890
Jojo is love. Jojo is life.

Yes watch it but most importantly read the manga past part 4

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>>38745881
Why the fuck didn't you shower first?

>>38745881
Right here senpai
>have Veno-Occlusive Dysfunction
>can't bone
>but have licked the pusy

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>>38745910

i had phimosis when it happened and i didnt know good genital hygiene im good now though

Kill yourself, whiny cuck. Fembots are taking back r9k!

>>38746177
There's no such thing as a fembot you fucking retard

>>38746535
Keep telling yourself that. Fembots are rising. Fembots are taking over.

Literally looks like me with a wig

yes, women are uptight over every fucking thing except their personalities, which we do care about and want them to change so they are not such cunts and bitches.

Only if she let me suckle and nibble on her tiny titties daily.

>>38745688
Vagina envy.
That's a dude.

>>38745688
>Oh boy! This is sexy, isn't it, friend?

Who's the right girl? At that side, she looks like Amanda Seyfried

>>38745687
Right now im in a public place sitting alone at a table wishing i was alone at home

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>>38745687
>diagnosed aspergers at 6
>only 2 real friends
>21 and still a virgin
>massive social anxiety, have an extreme fear of looking others in the eyes
>weekends are spent getting drunk alone and playing vidya nearly 16 hours a day
>still watch cartoons and anime
>wagecuck at ultimate robot job (warehouse)
>uni student with a worthless meme major
>just changed major to something better, but will end up a debtcuck on top of everything else
>parents still treat me like a little kid because I suck at finances and doing adult things
>dad literally won't let me move out from home
>beardlet
>jawlet
>wristlet
>voicelet (sound like a young teenager)
>6/10 on a GOOD day, normally about a 2/10
>only redeeming quality is being 6'

>"y-you too"
>walks off

Godspeed. Don't go limp.

I need a greentext fag

>>38745657
link my fucking post so I can actually find it if you make a new thread as well you bitch.

4chan got this administration elected
4chan is a cartoon website

why can't people appreciate all the free entertainment these entertainers are giving us? god damn ingrates. enjoy the show and shut the fuck up. cheer and applaud at the end. that's all.

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>>38745649
fpbp life is a meme

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it's only been a month since we've had regular threads but it feels like forever

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>>38745651
gonna dump a few

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>>38745710
what is it about 2d feet that makes them so perfect lads

thanks for the consolation /r9k/ you fucks

>>38745875
This is not your personal hugbox, so go fuck yourself.

Also, yeah, i think that she's gonna breakup with you, don't go expecting anything but be prepared.

>date with qt
>date

Gtfo normie

You're a faggot

orginally a post

>>38745661
well i do have a trap folder. but i dont feel like im actually gay

I was pitty fucked this year by a girl I liked before I left school we fucked for hours probably the first and only time I kept making holoacoast jokes

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>>38745547
i cant believe you are 60 already!

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>>38745579
Rude! But we are planning to spend the rest of our lives together so it's okay!

>>38745606
how old is she really anon?

>>38745509
>tfw reset my Tinder profile again
>tfw I can't stop swiping left
Am I just disillusioned or is everyone a bitch on there anymore?

>>38745620
a few weeks ago i set up a profile just to have a look. didnt find a single girl worth swiping right on. and i have low standards. are there no decent women on tinder?

>>38746053

I got matches but never pursued anyway for that same reason. I won't give them a chance.