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>you now
everything is shit
>you 5 years ago
everything was shit

In a fight? I'd mop the floor with him the fat cunt.

In terms of happiness and money, he has name beat though. He even had a gf and got laid regularly. Fucking cunt, she was perfect. Poor guy won't see the hurt coming though.

>>38779214
Miserable then, miserable now. Made tons of improvements; education, fitness you name it. At the core of my being I'm still just a miserable fuck though.

>>38779120
you cannot shut your brain off anon thats why we are cursed

>>38779120
>So is this how normies do it? They just shut their brain off?

No, we do it by having lives so that we're not depressed.

>>38779120
so HOW do u turn off ur brain? That would fix most of my problems.

>>38779100
>is she cute?
no

>is that a chad?
no

>how can I defeat chad?
you can't

>>38779100
She busted
He looks like a potato head Slav
You will never defeat Chad

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He looks like this dude's son

>>38779085
They're fucking disgusting you ugly mutt. Put that shit away ya fat bitch lmao

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>>38779085
>Ugly 3d

>>38779245
>fat ass wide ass feet
sickening. tie a noose to a bridge railing, wear it and jump off desu

>>38779065
There's nothing wrong with carrying a backpack

I'm a lone wanderer OKAY.
maybe I ride a bicycle to work OKAY
maybe I like having a change of clothes and some water wherever I am. Maybe I don't want to go out smelling of your pig of a mom after I've fucked her, came all over her greasy body then rolled around her smearing everything on me while she cried out my name.
maybe I want to have a shower in your bathroom after I did the act. then I want to wear some clothes. maybe someone gives me a parcel and I need to carry it but want to keep my hands free.
how about that you jerk.

>>38779092
Looks like we found him boys

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>>38778988
That wasn't very nice of him, what happend, anon?

>>38779163
I don't really know and I'm honestly not that inclined to find out because I expected this to happen much sooner anyway. My guess is that I slip in insensitive comments by mistake because I'm an off the cuff kind of person where I'll just say whatever comes to mind. My other guess is they just got bored. Ill still miss them though.

>>38779254
You deserve it if you are rude.

Yes.

The Mother of God loves us all.

no. women are savages whose brains did not evolve.

>>38778867
Did Donald love his first 2 wives he cheated on and humiliated in public?

>when the friendzone is your endzone

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>>38778843
11am woke up
1110 browsed r9k, checked the news
1130 made a couple sandwiches
1145 rubbed some gel on my legs to stop the pain from running
1200 watched some youtube vids on photography
1300 put on some music and kept track and replied to my threads here and on /p/
1739 right now, will make food soon probably

Woke up, went to work. Looking forward to going home, getting stoned, and playing Splatoon

>>38778835
Well, i spilled my seed in her every morning and night for a few years, so all the way i guess?

>>38778835
A girl asked if she could come over to my house once in high school. I said now becuase I wanted to play video games and thought she was icky.
What's source on OP?

I've had sex with 6 different women, 11 if you count oral. I still find the light stuff (holding hands, peck kisses, cuddling, and boob grabbing) my favorite. I think I've had sober sex maybe 8 times, only really wanna fuck when drinking.

Yeah, I've had them for years and think nothing of them.

>>38778833
Sometimes I get weird black things at the corner of my eyes, its like a fly flying past the side of my face really quickly.
Its from staring at screens for too long

>>38778833
I've got tons of them. They're even starting to form a small web. I know there's a way to get rid of them but I don't have that kind of money.

>I'm now existing as a tool for my mother to use
Giving mummy her cummies?

>>38778811
no, and fuck your wasted get.

Is this a pic of Silky?

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knowing my luck, i'd be one of the ghouls.

>>38778783
With all my acne scars I look like a ghoul.
>>38778732
The vaults in fallout seem really comfy, I would love to live in one of them myself alone with unlimited supply of food and entertainment

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>>38778732
>tfw you will never enlist to join the enclave
>tfw you will never have an enclave officer gf while you're a standard trooper
>tfw you will never be tasked with setting up an outpost with your enclave officer gf along with your mind controlled deathclaw pet

Why even live? Also I unironically enjoyed fallout 3

Are you white? You'll be too big for her!

tell me how please i need one too

>>38778726
_I_ might not, but the world will
dreams never come true, anon, they never do

>>38778696

Because she's not, you're wired to be more attracted to girls who are less attractive and 'approachable' so that your genes stand a chance, if people were only attracted to the most attractive people hardly anybody would reproduce

>>38778743
>Because she's not
She's not cute? You fucking blind?

>>38778696
Dunno who she is she's been posted here hundreds of times.

because she is a redhead (most patrician hair color)

baby face and braces (signals youth and purity)

and because she is bland enough to not hit any of your red flag requirements but engaging enough to catch your attention (fuck you)

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get a j0b bitch

>>38778693
>see therapist
>get diagnosed with autism
>get autism bux
There's no losing in this situation

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>>38778693
exact same here but I just hit 23. Wanna play some vidya together?