What's the furthest you've ever gotten with a girl?

>>38778835
Well, i spilled my seed in her every morning and night for a few years, so all the way i guess?

>>38778835
A girl asked if she could come over to my house once in high school. I said now becuase I wanted to play video games and thought she was icky.
What's source on OP?

I've had sex with 6 different women, 11 if you count oral. I still find the light stuff (holding hands, peck kisses, cuddling, and boob grabbing) my favorite. I think I've had sober sex maybe 8 times, only really wanna fuck when drinking.

>>38778835
touching tits under shirt/bra while making out

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>>38778835
I keep almost putting it up her ass when it's dark or we're doing it doggystyle.

I had sex exactly once

>>38778835
Unf, that is at least an 8/10
Short hair is my weakness

Cheek kiss

Y'all a bunch of normalfags

I had my dick sucked, it felt warm and nice but I couldn't cum because I've been jerking off multiple times a day for the past 10 years.

I also hotdogged my weiner between a boys butt cheeks but didn't put it in.

dont the whole thing multiple times. never done anal except when it slipped out and went in the wrong hole

Accidently brushing the hand of some random girl at the supermarket.

I've done it all but I'm 22 so obviously I've had sex.

>>38779058
Short hair is great. It's too bad 90% of short hair qt3.14s are tumblrina maniacs/hipsters :/ take me back to 2006 - 2011 again, the short, feathered hair qt emos, 4chan wasn't mainstream and regulated, triple A video games were finished when you paid for them and weren't all mobas/sadstory indy games...

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Had my first time with a dude while crossdressing. I sucked him off and then he bent me over the couch and fucked me.

>>38778835
Spooned in a field with my oneitis for 4 hours before telling her to delete all ways of contacting eachother.

It was because she had a bf,
still think about her everyday though.

I guess i technically lost my virginity
>Meet an old friend (female) at a party
>Shoot the shit etc. Yadda yadda
>End up in bed
>Kissing
>I suck her tits and go down on her
>After a while i try to penetrate
>Limpdick.exe
>She tries to get it up by sucking
>Nope, too many drinks
>Feel like shit, super emasculated
>She seemed understanding tho
>Cuddle afterwards

>>38778835
I kissed a girl in High School

My oneitis were both drunk one night and i ended up her out, she told now was my chance to lose my virginity but i couldnt get hard. Ive done other stuff with her but we just havent fucked, shes played a lot of games with me in the past

>>38779247
Greentext? Why not? origigig

everything I did with a girl was online. I didn't even get nudes but I got a girl to lewd talk with me though.

I never even spoke to a girl irl

>>38779315
>be senior
>on the shooting team with some cute girls because girls are pretty good at shooting
>freshman mormon on the team is a plain jane qt
>go ice skating with her
>she becomes my girlfriend for a bit
>feel like a pedo because I'm a senior and she's a freshman and break up cause I think I'm being judged by the school/teachers
>tfw they probably didn't even care desu

pretty boring, nothing special, she had a birth defect where one of her thumbs was shorter than the other, it creeped me out, but I hardly noticed when we were hanging out.

Chad here. Instead of saying how "far" I got, I'll tell you the most absurd sexual situation I've been in. Doing shrooms in a Vegas hotel room with two friends while the girl was on her period and the guy was eating her out. I leaned over her face and tried jacking off but I just couldn't do it -- the trip was too euphoric, the contrast between the feeling of my soul and this strange debauchery too great. So I just sat there and smoked a joint while waiting for them to finish.

>>38778835
I looked out my window last year and saw a real living girl walking past my house.
Had an erections for the next 4 hours, true story.

>>38779571
>euphoric
Nice try neckbeard, does lying on the internet really make you feel any better about yourself?

>>38779571
That doesn't sound fun or sexy. Not such a cool story my man.

>>38778835
All the way to her cervix with my dick. I also nutted in her. And then repeated the same process with seven other girls including my current girl

>>38778835
Well that depends on what your metric is. I've had sex with a few different girls. Even kissed and held their hands. One tied me up with a full sensory deprivation kit and dildos in both holes and left me in her closet over the weekend.

>be kitchen porter
>i find a skillet with a cooked untouched duck leg thats going to be thrown in
>waitress comes in
>she sees it too
>we eat it together

it was the most exciting thing to happen to anyone ever

>>38779571
That sound pathetic

>>38779599
I don't know how telling 4chan something that ridiculous makes me feel better about myself. I actually felt like shit because my friends were acting like complete animals while under the influence of a substance that typically turns your awareness towards much more eminent and important things.

Back in high school, we had to line up in pairs for the opening ceremony, and a girl mistook me for another classmate and held my hand for about 2 seconds.

>>38779184
Mind sharing the details or is it not noteworthy?

>>38778835
Fuck that's a qt. You think she's wearing makeup?

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A girl told me she wanted me to take her virginity.
A couple of days later, she told me she was in some trouble and that i wouldn't see her for a while.
That was a month ago. Her number is now cancelled and her facebook hasn't been updated since then.
What do i do now?

>>38779728
yeah shes fucked.
gl in future anon

I've fucked 3 girls and had heavy petting / oral sex with two others. Also had a couple of threesomes, but they were also limited to petting and oral sex (I would eventually fuck both of them, but separately).

No joke I had a GF for over a year but we never had sex because she was terribly scared of getting pregnant.

I eventually kept pressuring her, we regularly had oral sex but soon my frustration led to me almost raping her. Literally had my dickhead on the labia ready to thrust while she sobbed for me to stop.

I'm still fucked up about it to this day, she was so eager when we first dated but a few months in the frustration mounted and mounted.

so yeah furthest I can say is 69 and intercrural sex

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>engaged to a girl (so pretty much everything for three years)
>sucked several cocks

Craziest thing I've ever done was slapping a girl I met off fetlife in her face at 70% of my strength while pounding hard into her. And when I wasn't slapping her, I was choking her until her face went purple. Goddamn. I get hard just thinking of it.

I put my arm around my oneitis and grabbed her thigh the other night. She was wearing short shorts so i was carressing her too. She reacted well and sat right up against me with her head on my shoulder, she was touching my hand and had her legs pressed against mine. Did...did i get laid? Not but seriously how do i not fuck this up?

>>38779854
Keep at it lad, your basically in there.

Do not fuck this up

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>>38779795
I feel you, bro.

My first gf was afraid of the dick. Feared that it would hurt too much. As some kind of beta orbiter I stuck around with her for over a year. It fucked me up big time, because for the relationship after, my dick would go soft right before intercourse, every time. Thankfully the girl I was with then was an absolute saint and helped me through that, but god damn did it fuck me up.

She was a titcow though, that was good at least. But every once in a while I fap to the thought of just raping her hard. Fucking bitch.

>>38779854
She's drawing you into orbit, it's a trap

>>38779879
Shes rejected me before but has also let me do other stuff to her. I think im just gonna be straight up with her next opourtunity i get

>>38779920
Maybe, i wouldnt doubt it. Weve fooled around in the past but shes kind of a bitch and plays games. It felt nice tho the other night. But the thing is, weve been friends for a while now and i put mininal effort into our friendship and kinda treat her like shit but she still keeps me around

>>38779921
>Shes rejected me before but has also let me do other stuff to her.
Dude, drop her. I am telling you right now it's not gonna happen. This is one of the oldest tricks in the book. Women keep orbiters by dropping little hints that, if they stay loyal long enough, there may be a chance in the future. It's an illusion. It will never, ever happen. Run.

>>38778835
>With a girl
I kissed a girl on the cheeks once
>with a guy
Basically gave up and became prison gay

>>38778835
Go nowhere in 6 years. 30 now.

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i have said several things to my friend's girlfriend while looking her in the eyes

>>38778835
Geee...well i dont know,I once fisted a prostitute, guess thats the ''furthest'' i've been.

>>38779976
Im not like that nice guy thats always there for her. Im not her shoulder to cry on. I honestly treat her like shit to say the least. What would her intentions be then? Why would she let me touch her? why does let me treat her like shit and still keep me around?

>>38780044
>Im not like that nice guy thats always there for her.
She's trying to make you into that via the illusory promise of sex. Same thing happened to my roommate

>>38780016
>the problem with having normie friends

I can replicate this feel in my inner heart.

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>>38778835

One armed platonic side hug

>>38779987
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>>38778852
Fucking normies. This is the state of r9k now

>>38778835
If you use her pictures, link the 10000$ whore, for robots who only care for loveless sex and have way too much money.

When I was at my friends house, 2 friends, one had his gf, and friends sister. I was cuddled up next to her and we had a lot of contact under the blankets. The day after, she said she wished she held my hand and then refused to be my gf, because she said she's too immature for me and didn't want to break my friendship with her brother if we broke up because she's bipolar with people she likes. I asked her friend about it and she said, "it's hard to explain without exposing every detail about her, but she really enjoyed watching the movie with you".

>>38780244
>Fucking normies. This is the state of r9k now

In the time it took you to link to all of those posts, you could have set up an account on wizchan.

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>>38780499
Why the fuck should we go on wizchan, when there's a perfectly good board made for robots here. It's not my fault all the normalfaggots like you flooded this board. Why should I or any other REAL robot leave?

I held a girl's hand once in high school.

I have never touched a girl before. Fucking kill me

>>38780564
>made for robots

Except that it wasn't. Wizchan was.

>>38780564
Wizchan is your board. Not 4chan.

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>>38778835
we used to sit together at the library and talk now and then. That's about it... Why did i never make a move? She didn't detest me like everyone else did, i'm a was and still is a lazy good for nothing.

>>38778835
I talked to a female once. She approached me and started talking, and so I thought it would be more polite to speak back to her and try to start a conversation, than to ignore her, because I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings. At least I tried to. I don't really have the social ability to talk to anyone, really, so I just came off as this awkward autistic faggot.

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>>38778835
a kiss on the lips.
>prom flashbacks

>>38780244
>Fucking normies
That was predictable, really

I had a grill eat my ass a couple times. Did ass to mouth with another. That's about the most extreme stuff I did

>>38778835
a hug

origninarios

>I have two sex every day haha

>>38778835
My first and third girlfriends both like being tied up, spanked, and bossed around; but I've never done anything more kinky than that.

>>38778835
hugged a girl in a friendly way....yup I know, I'm a chad.

>>38778835
Naked in bed, jerking my penis off and putting a condom on

I don't know why I didn't fuck her. I seriously do not know.

I talked to a chashier

>>38778835
I'm 26 and all I've ever get is to talk with a (4/10 ugly) girl for 10 minutes.
Also in my country the norm is to cheekkiss when you meet someone you know of opposite sex. I've done it often in high school, but it doesn't count; it's like shaking the hands. After the end of HS, I've done it just 4 times, last one 2 years ago.

peed in her ass (and mouth, I'm not sure which is further)

>>38778835
With my ex I got a footjob, handjob, blowjob, 69. I fingered her and once ate her out. But for someone reason we never had sex.

I talked to a girl once. she was a cashier
normies get out

>>38778835
>exchange trip to Illinois
>tell obvious pickup lines to a nerdy 3/10 at "party" (not a real party)
>she gives me her number
>call her when I get at my penpals home
>she's ok with a date at the cinema but I can't at the moment
>see her several times after that
>one day she drives me around at night in her car with a few of her family kids in back
>we stop near a deserted playground, kids go away and play in the dark

>think "this is it"
>realize she's uggo
>think about oneitis back home
>backpedal and leave

Needless to say I never even got close to my oneitis and the year ended in shame

26

kiss on the lips

>go to party with female friend, have huge crush on her
>she drags me along, went to maybe 4 parties during HS
>meet a friend of hers
>take out my frustration of not being able to get with crush by starting to cuddle her friend while the 3 of us are sitting on a couch
>my first kiss, first time fondling butt
>she reciprocates, then suddenly disappears
>crush tells me that the two of us would make a cute couple
>both girls start avoiding me
turns out my crush also had a huge crush on me for years, her friend liked me but felt guilty because of that. all my chances somehow ended up with the girls reciprocating at first but then suddenly wanting nothing to do with me - shot my confidence to hell.

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>>38778835
36
A hug when I was 17

>>38781391
Just... how? How is that possible at your age?

>>38781485
Normies like you will never understand.

I made hand contact once whilst paying for something at the store, but that is about it.

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Fucked and been fucked by men/mtfs. No such luck as landing a willing roastie to let me give it a spin though.

>>38778835
Married one. Or put it up her butt, depending on what you'd count as having gone further.

>>38781507
So it's because you are a basement-dwelling shut-in NEET and haven't left the house in years.

>>38781265
2 girls wanted you.

boo fucking hoo

>>38778835
I was 13 in a swimming pool by myself when some stacy and her friends approached me. Apparently one of them were interested in me and wanted me to hang out with them. It was only when I introduced myself very quietly and caused long periods of silence, they realized something was wrong with me. I didn't even ask her for any contact info. The stacy that was interested in me hugged me out of pity and we never saw eachother again. I'm sure they had a good laugh about it when they left.

>>38781391
You are the champion of feels

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>>38779571
>(((Chad))) here
In this moment, I am euphorically original

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I went from nothing to everything about a month ago, was a kissless virgin and then a girl I barely knew came onto me and gave me my first kiss/took my virginity in one night. It was okay, but it wasn't worth it bros. Sex is way overrated, I hate the fact that I can never become a Wizard now or ever post on Wizchan again.

My virginity was part of my identity and I just threw it away.

I've been painfully close two, maybe three times this year and fucked it up every time. I think I'm just terminally autistic.

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>>38778835
>at a friend's party
>everyone thinks I'm either gay or an autistic permavirgin
>not enough beds for everyone so I'm told to share one with my friend's ex-gf
>each of us sleep in separate sleeping bags on the same bed
>girl knows I'm shy
>she jokingly tells me that if I try anything on her, she will kill me
>sleep normally, too autistic to do anything else
>wake up much closer to her sleeping bag than when I got to sleep
>"Hey anon, did you try to get closer?"
>notice I rolled into a hole in the middle bed underneath the mattress during the night
>"N-no s-sorry, there's a hole in the bed and..."
>she laughs and exits the room

And that's the story of the time I slept with a girl

>with a girl
Nothing
>with a guy
Went full prison gay with a girl(male), a pretty cute and passing one though

>>38782008
I pictured myself losing my virginity several times over (never happenned). Then I realized it wouldnt change anything in my life if I dont have a loving gf or money or easier social skills.

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>>38778835
I got a sad boring uninterested handjob once.

It was a nice change of pace since her hands were small and warm, but it was awkward as hell and she pulled my dick skin too far back which hurt like hell.

>>38782261
Don't post that ever again her eyes take 2/3 of the fucking frame I swear

>>38782336
Crispy is the cutest girl thats been posted on this site. Big eyes are hyper-cute. Why do you think anime is drawn the way it is.

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>>38782336
/r9k/ really should ban all gays starting with you

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>>38781485
It just never happened. I've always been an ugly sad chump.
Also ellipses-posting is redditcore, consider going back.
>>38781705
I'll put that on my next job application

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>>38778835
I had a few conversations with girls at random ponts in my life. Last one was probably over 10 years ago. Kill me.

>>38778835
sat next to one for over a week straight

>>38782367
3D cannot be like 2D and visa-versa

Mashing herself onto my cock while creaming and staring into her room mate, who was sitting on my face having her clitty tongued, eyes.

Why?

>>38782584
True but that doesn't stop her from being cuter than any other 3d even if inferior to 2d

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>>38780635
it's happening desu~~

Pity hug.
And she implied I did poorly at it.

>>38782759
From what I see there still are quite a huge lot of us left here
Wizchan may be as slow as infinitychan's /r9k/ for all I know. Never been there and hopefully never will

>>38782812
4chan is overrun with normalshits but for some reason i cant leave, even though id prefer one thread a week to 100 a day filled with normalcunts

>>38779795
Similar situation except it was two years and the tip went in for almost a second before she forced me off.

Me and my cousin would dry hump from ages 13-17, she was younger though, I came sometimes so it was sexual.

Okay, I usually just say this as a joke, but this time it's actually in earnest and frustration.

If you've gone further than (FRIENDLY, NOT ROMANTIC) hugging with a girl, you need to leave this board. You're scum. Fuck.

I've been in a relationship with a girl on the other side of the country for over a year now. Still a virgin though.

>>38778835
Why is her body and nips brown but her face and lips so rosy?

>>38782923
Her mother was BLACKED

>>38782923
cos lights kiddo

>>38782853
Focus on the good threads

Hug I guess.

Straight friend made out with me drunk once, that's it

>>38778835
I licked the booby

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>>38780244
>>38780856
>>38780908
>>38781391

This. A friendly platonic hug (at least with both arms). For reference: 27, college degree, employed

>>38781485
Early twenties, mid thirties or even older doesn't matter, as the fundamental problem that you are avoided and don't really belong on this earth will never change. It even becomes less likely for anything to happen the older you get.

she held my arm and hand.

shaved her asshole? bought her a bag of apples? Did cocaine and fucked for 14 hours?

I hugged some correspondents (high school exchange) when I arrived in their country, and when they went to mine

>>38778835
I have hugged my oneitis before

>>38785102
me too
>tfw she lingered
>tfw her hair smelled amazing

I wish I could live in that moment forever. ;_;

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hug

yes i am pathetic

>>38778835
Pretty much the same but I stuck my dick Inside but never fucked her. Regrets man.

>>38785660

WTF? You stuck it in once, pulled it out, and then quit?

>>38782008
This. Listen to this man, robots. Sex is over-fucking rated. Put your effort into finding someone lovely, someone kind. Don't let the redpill destroy the idea of wonderful women existing out there. Enjoyment of sex is directly proportional to the person you're doing it with.

Last time I was hugged by a girl was probably about 3 months ago, maybe more. (Friendly hug)

I also held a girls hands in elementary school.

Thats all. I'm 19 years old and I have never been kissed, not even on the cheak.

Hug for my birthday when i was 17

>>38782185
U poor fucking cuck. I just pity you so much. Try to get out of your circle and meet people who you don't have a history with. You'vr gotten farther than other robots, I know you can do it.

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I've never hugged or hung around with a girl in even a friendly way in my whole life.

I just don't know what it is they're interested in, what they like to talk about, and I'm often at a loss when I am afforded the oppertunity to engage in platonic conversation unless I'm allowing her to gab on about something I don't care about or I'm gabbing on about something she doesn't care about.

There's simply very little that constitutes who I am which could lead to me engaging in anything beyond a short and awkward conversation, I have no sex appeal, I'm boring, I'm shy, I'm beta, and for that reason I've never really even touched a girl before.

I mean I was under the impression for a while when I first happened upon this place that you lot were the same, though that illusion was dispelled long ago, and these threads serve as constant reminders that even amongst a minority, those who are like me are in even further short supply, nailing down that sense of lonliness and depravity that has hung on my shoulders for so many years.

>>38778835
At 12 I lost my V to a female (female) 12 yo we dated for a year and ended up having sex everyday for about 6 months till she moved got married at 24 banged well over 250 women and 34 now so ya done everything but homo shit. I miss fucking new pussy but oh well love my wife and senpai

>>38786916
m8. I'm a 28 khv just like you. Difference is I had a friend on the same boat as us until recently. And he told me that sometimes it just happens spontaneously, there's hope. But even more importantly you know what he told me? It's not that great, jacking off is better. It's more about who you're fucking than the act itself.

>>38778835
Receiving nudes.

Nothing real, though, calm down robots

>>38778835
Sitting on a bus station at prom leaning our heads against each other's head while being drunk af.

>20th birthday/prom like a month ago

>>38786999
It's like you're the idea of Chad personified. Let me guess, you have a beautiful daughter.

>>38786999
Why the fuck are you here then? Normies fuck, I'm 33 and the only female contact was accidently bumping into one in a store or at school I wasn't even hugged by one raised by single father

I've fucked over 50 women and am 22 years old. Done pretty much everything although I'm a complete social failure. The women cope with it because I'm shit rich but they ain't clipping my wings

>>38787107
Twin daughters and yes, but I had it rough in school and senpai life nothing was handed to me for sure I'm here cuz all my rl friends that are left are robots and 2 neets I'm a weird mix..

>>38787133
If I knew you when I was single I would have tried to hook you up senpai, not all of us are bad and the real chars are pieces of shit, bullies selfish etc

>>38778835
A girl from uni who already had a bf rubbed my leg and blew kisses at me for some reason. I saw her do this with another guy in the same room as me while I wasn't watching (the leg rubbing stuff). She was one of the nicest girls I ever met and seemed really innocent, I still have no idea what was up with her.

>>38787204
Try having sex with a man? You might like love it, Grindr is an easy start M8

>>38787251
Flirting with nerds and robots getting a kick out of it.. or setting you up to be in a trap.

>>38778835
I Invited a stoner chick to my house once because I'd never tried weed before and was curious. We ended up cuddling on the couch and kissed. Then she got depressed, wouldn't talk to me and I never saw her again...

>>38787284
She was kind of nerdy herself and really socially awkward. We still say hi when we run into each other nowadays. I didn't orbit her after finding out she had a bf and never really gave her compliments either. If it was a setup I still don't understand the motivation, maybe she's just overly friendly.

>>38787362
She wants cock and hard, bit her up pussy is pussy

>What's the furthest you've ever gotten with a girl?
hugging

>>38778835
accidentally brushing up against them is the furthest i've gotten
normalfags get off my board

>>38787429
N-now you're just trolling me :/

missionary, she had a bunk bed so no room for anything else

Made out with/groped a girl a few times, but when I tried to have sex with her I couldn't get it up.

absolutely nothing. Im not ugly, im just a shyfag

I hugged a girl once
>haven't held hands
>kissless
why live, brothers

>sit next to crush for 1.5 years
>go to different university but same hometown
>messaged him once during term time but haven't had the guts to ask to meet up
>his knee brushed against mine once and I slightly ejaculated in my pants from the sensation of his touch
R8

I've nutted in two grills, goal is 100

>>38779119
I dont understand why people like short hair, it looks degenerate. I certainly understand having a sister with long hair that the maintenance is hard.

>>38778835
I tapped a girl on the shoulder once to get her attention, her skin felt so soft and cool

This titcow is too pretty to have lewd images, what a shame

>>38778835
Buttfucking her raw.

>>38778835
Who is this girl anon? So cute ;_;

Fucking her in front of the tv while her crippled mother watches
Ama

>>38789430
a whore from backpage

>>38778835
I had a cup of tea with her in her appartment, nothing sexual at all.

The chick I was dating was really disgusted by sex and I never got to experience that shit but everytime we kissed we would both get so fucking into it we would start touching each other like crazy. She also liked to sit on my legs all the time because she knew it got me hard as a log

>>38789467
But who anon pls respond orig

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>qt at work
>mad about her
>on my best normie behaviour around her
>lose weight and lift
>overhear her saying im interesting and funny
>see her a few months after starting diet (on different shifts for few months)
>shes flirty as fuck
>says we can do shots and dance at staff party and i can stay at hers so i dont have to get a taxi home
>fucking in there
>go to party
>get spiked
>wake up a gutter
>get up and stagger home
>work two days later
>shes acting really cold towards me and uses my name instead of nickname
>those months of being charming and insightful, hiding my power level and /pol/ views, lifting and dieting all gone to waste

got so close to getting what i want, but that's not the world we live in.

>>38781391
>not being a true KHHV
sorry m8 but you gotta hand in your wizard card

>>38789728
now that you are
>fit
shit's a lot easier..

fuck her friends
fuck her sister
fuck her mother
any of that


>>38789861
he's still a wizard because he's a virgin
just KHV instead KHHV

a girl from work kissed my neck when clubbing

thats it

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A girl sat in my lap once, it was highschool and she did it with other people, but im pretty sure we were alone and the other people were mostly other girls
My dick wasnt having it, and i didnt want to weird her out, so i just lied and said i had to go to the bathroom.
damn she was fine

I went out with a girl when I was 14 and she 16
i replied to her post on facebook and we got to talking then she asked me out
i said no but she persisted
it was an ok six months
did everything except put my dick in her or anything in either butt
tried to scare her away saying i was into stuff im not but she stuck with me until she got tired of never doing anything normal together
i was 14, not like i had any money to go to the cinema or stuff

shes been with the same guy since three months after


it doesnt feel real anymore, it hasnt for years
i doubt myself

i only remember showering with her im sorry for this bros but it was the best experience of my life
we were in close embrace with water dripping all over us

i dont know why or how it all happened really

i quit doing martial arts shortly after and got fat
now im going to the gym at least a couple times a week but it doesnt make me any less lonely
good for general depression though, theres not many things feel better than pushing yourself to your physical limit and seeing a real improvement, great for self esteem too.

pls dont kill the thread

I've fucked a girl's pussy. Ate and fingered the pussy of 3 other girls. Had a blowjob from 3 girls as well.

>>38778835
Liara is a fucking goddess
Someone give me $2800

>>38778852
What happened, anon?

oreganoblox

30 euros and 30 minutes sex

2 girls hugged me because I started crying in class because my mom had a stroke, and I found out about it during school

I also smoked pot with the hottest girl in my school, who I was friends with at the time.

I slid in the dms ni

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Jesus christ, this place is overrun with normalfags.

>>38786999

How have you banged over 250 women?? Are you a famous actor??

>>38778835
One time a girl pity asked me I wanted to go to a dance.

>>38790843
a lot of lies too bud
normies dont post, they just laugh and cap for reddit

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A platonic hug...

A 4/10 initiated and called me cute once but I sperged out because it was the first time a girl showed romantic interest in me. This was in 2014 when I was 18. She would've been a great practice gf.

latina girl dived in my pocket in middle school, held hands with a white girl in high school and went on a "date" with another i thought was just taking pity on me, and lastly got a friendly grind from a black girl before i dropped out of college. that'll be all until i die...

> t. failed normalfag

I went on a two-week trip to Europe when I was 15 and one of the girls in the group started flirting with me. It never got sexual but we would walk together and she put her head on my shoulder when we went to see a movie

She thought I was "mysterious" and never talked to me again after the trip was over. Since then I haven't had any intimate contact with a member of the opposite sex

I don't know how many girls ive had sex with. Around 20. Kissed? Maybe 100. Im 26, poor, shy, nervous, asian, tall if any of that matters . Its easy, just look at her, smile, laugh together, stroke her hair behind her ear, then etc to sex. But being in love doesnt fix anything. I still fantasize about suicide everyday. Not that depressed though. I enjoy ppls company and laugh at dank memes. I just know im gonna die soon. My brother and cousin have killed themselves so it must be partially genetic

>>38778835

I hung out with a girl, and she faked having to babysit in order to get away from me

Dick in mouth, pussy, and ass.

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>>38791399
You know what to do. Godspeed.

>>38778835
I tried asking a girl on a date after i introduced myself
Got no further ever
At least she pretended to care

>>38789728
Did you try to drunkenly redpill everyone on how the jews are evil and control nearly every central bank in the world?

>>38791454

Almost there, turning 20 soon. But I can't blame her, I was so nervous I could barely make eye contact

tfw would've gotten the fucc if I wasn't an autist

>>38791590

what actually pissed me off was that she didn't delete my contact after, ghosted me to make it look like she was babysitting, and then left me on open for like a week before I finally cut her off

I've slept with 15 women and I'm sure that I have a good ration saved to give to my future waifu for her blood sacrifice I intend to upload into her. It will be good to see my years of time wasted chasing harlots be evaporated in our love when the blood ritual sacrifice is performed. It will not strengthen us in any way. Only amuse.

A girl accidentally touched my hand while passing some papers to me.

I fapped over cam with a few girls (Most I met here or on /soc/, fucking REGRET) I guess

also this one time IRL a girl hugged me so I'm not hugless I guess

>>38778835
i don't fuck with snakes

>>38789433
Did cripple mom enjoy the show?

>>38779068
This and held hands once

I lost my virginity when i was 9 or 10 vaguely remember as it is somewhat repressed and super embarrassing and i fucked another girl when i was the same age, both girls were my age so its not like i got raped or anything but yeah. also ive never told anyone apart from you guys now

>>38778835
Zilch, Zip, Nada, FUCKING SQUAT YOU GOD DAMN FAGGOT, IF YOUR NOT A KHV JUST LEAVE SO THE REST OF US CAN WALLOW ALONE IN OUR MISERY

I took a guy's dick. I made out with a girl.

>>38782415
>ellipses-posting is redditcore, consider going back.

nah dude. Comma-posting tho

>>38793897
>tho
You have to leave, it'll be better for you. This place has only goaded me into a jaded, bitter existence. Just leave.

>>38779669
similar thing happened to me.

>walking through crowd
>cut in between two girls through a small opening
>the girl in front reaches for her friend's hand behind her, without looking
>grabs mine instead and locks our fingers
>i try to break her grip
>she turns & looks at me in disgust

her hand was so soft

7 inches into her colon

>>38778835
gotten a blowjob before.Several but you get the idea.

Literally have done nothing romantic. All instances of affection have been platonic. I hate life.

>>38780629
>>38780635
this is how it starts. Soon you idiots will cause wizchan to be flooded with normies too. kys

>>38789204
>Practical while still being stylish
>degenerate
No, long hair is degeneracy of vanity, if anything is. degenerate

Cumming inside all of her holes.

I held hands with a girl once in middle school who had personality disorders probably because she pitied me for being autismo. Other than that, does sitting next to an overweight nerd girl on a bus count?

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Married with two children.

Before you chimp out on me I was a serious neet back in the day. Used to pretty much just shitpost all and never left my house for like 3 years. I still pop in and shitpost and check on you guys because you anons were the only people I talked to and I care in a weird way.

Things get better.

>pic unrelated

>>38778835
A three month relationship with sufficient oral and vaginal sex, combined with mutual masturbation, to make me realize how much I miss it now she's no longer my gf.

>>38794534
Wizchan bans normies on sight.

A girl hugged me once because she thought she offended me with banter

I kissed a girl a year ago and never heard from after.

She thought I didn't really want to kiss her, but it was just my first kiss I was nervous and I was awful. I'm actually glad she thought it was actually I didn't want to kiss and not that I was pussy. Lmao

>>38787892
What a pathetic lack of imagination.

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>>38778835
Dared to makeout with a girl recently, before that I kissed a girl when I was 9 once

>>38779119
This. It's usually a good idea to go against my penis in university, usually lesbian or retarded, a few bookish christians here and there who are cute, but never short hair

>>38794659
Also this. All women's 'fashion' is degenerate and only serves to trick a man into thinking they're interesting

>>38796988
This. Normal people are actually against the rules on wizchan (as opposed to here, where they aren't).

Had sex with a few different girls. One of them was my gf for two years.

I realized that nothing of that would've happened if I hadn't been into sports and working out for several years (it shows). If I didn't look more built than 95% of the population in my country I'd still be a virgin.

>>38797118
>>38796988
I just did their test and i'm not a wizard?
wtf
its cuz i have like one friend and i put that under hvae friends?
or that i'm happy with my life?
i'm not uber depressed about it (yet)

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In 8th grade during gym I grabbed this slutty chick by the pussy. I let her hold my hacky sack and she put it down her pants. She told me to take it back, and that's what I did. It was my greatest achievement.

I managed to get my penis in her vagina.

>>38779706
Yeah probably a little bit

original1111

Kissed a girl when I was 14, and kissed another girl on about 5-10 separate occasions when I was 19. She also gave me a blowjob once, and I fingered her once.

I predict I'll have sex in about 1-3 years.

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>>38778835
full blown anal

twice

>>38778835
nowhere
i'm 35
not even a neet
kill me

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>>38797734
I only got to fuck her ass once, but it was thebest.

>>38778835


Came in former gf couple of times, which did not really feel like we went far desu., we always were pretty cold to each other. Also exchanged saliva with a ton of girls and groped them because my friends are degenerates who do not see a kiss or body contact as something intimate at all and love those shitty drinking games.
And before you go on and call me a normie fuck, I basically spend 90% of my time watching anime, wanking to degenerate shit and doing math for my autistic major. Also I look like shit and do not put any effort into being a sociable person or dressing well.
All of those things just came into my life for no apparent reason and I rolled with it, did not change my self-destructive path in the slightest.

The whole concept of becoming a norman irreversibly is pretty stupid, there are more than enough people falling flat on their face and falling deeper than any average robot after living a succesful life.

>>38778835
I can't even look at this girl. She's so pretty its making me sad.

>>38797167


That is pretty much it. Being a wizard has strict unwritten guidelines, even having friends disquallifies you. Had to learn that the hard way back when I used to watch anime streams with some wizards and mentioned meeting an old fried on a train once. They literally RRRRREEEEEEEEEE'd me out of the chatroom. If you are not a completely isolated, depressed, anti-social wreck of a man who is unable to live without someone supporting him, you are not welcome there.

I groped a girl that was asleep.

>>38798713

If you have money you can fuck her whenever you want. She's a literal whore.

>>38778835
I hugged with a girl.
t. 24 khv

>>38798849

That's shame. I wouldn't pay for sex, not yet anyway. Maybe when I've completely given up I'll pay to fuck someone who looks as good as her.

>>38778835
>freshman year of HS
>hook up with class bicycle
>cum inside
I heard she had an abortion later that year
>a few months later meet her cousin in detention
>make her my gf
>she moves
>walk across town to fuck her anyway
>cum inside
>her christian foster parents don't like the sex before marriage
>she goes to another foster family 2 hours away
>fug
>timeskip to junior year, get dick sucked by freshman
>cum all over her hands, she licks it off
>doesn't work out
>hook up with new gf
>take her virginity
>turn her into cock hungry slut
>move in with mom
>gf cheats, fug
>hook up with asian girl I went to elementary school with
>fuck her, cum inside
>she goes to college and the distance doesn't work
final score
>creampies
4 girls creampied
>swallowed
1 girl swallowed
>anal
1 girl analed
>other stuff
kisses, hugs, cuddles with all of the above and a few others

sucked her dick