>that guy who wears his backpack everywhere and acts

>>38779065
There's nothing wrong with carrying a backpack

I'm a lone wanderer OKAY.
maybe I ride a bicycle to work OKAY
maybe I like having a change of clothes and some water wherever I am. Maybe I don't want to go out smelling of your pig of a mom after I've fucked her, came all over her greasy body then rolled around her smearing everything on me while she cried out my name.
maybe I want to have a shower in your bathroom after I did the act. then I want to wear some clothes. maybe someone gives me a parcel and I need to carry it but want to keep my hands free.
how about that you jerk.

>>38779092
Looks like we found him boys

>>38779065
But carrying a shopping bag hurts my arms...

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That guy who...
>wore the same ratty article of clothing for months on end (usually a hole ridden hoody)
>sat with a group of more socially competent people at lunch, but never got invited to hang out after school (he was lucky if most of them knew his name)
>skipped out on school socials and dances, claiming to be above it, but secretly knew it was because he was too chickenshit to ask girls out
>regularly took dares to eat w/e foul mixture of food his 'friends' made at lunch
>had a roller backpack
>carried around a briefcase
>had fingerless gloves
>wrote/privately said edgy shit but never got in much trouble with school authorities
>wore white socks and tennis shoes outside gym
>believed he was smart, despite never making more than a B+/A- average in normal courses
>mistook loneliness and neuroticism for intelligence and uniqueness
>quoted vidya/movies/anime; tried to emulate characters from said media
>didn't change in the locker rooms (afraid)
>made fun of special ed kids since that was the only group below him
>stole small food items from the cafeteria (and sometimes bragged about it)
>had a much more socially successful sibling who barely interacted with them, or did so out of pity
>called one of his teachers 'mom' by accident.

>>38779494
I did a few of these but drake is still corny

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>>38779792
Have some Barry Bonds then, friend.

>>38779065
Fuck you op it makes me feel safe

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>>38780008
found the autist
point and laugh everyone!

wtf should i wear then if i need to carry light material

>>38779494
Delet this

Oh well i guess i know what to fix now