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>>38790542
I want to suck dick but finding a cute non flaming non aids ridden boy is hard when you're too autistic to actually message people on grindr

kekekeekkeek become flexible and suck your own

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>trying to that jackpot hands free orgasm thing
>woman tells me to think of saucy sex fantasy
>all i can think of is being on my knees sucking a cock
w-what did my brain mean by this

>>38790540
Just don't go around talking about it and nobody will care. Live your life and don't feed into identity politics. What most people dislike about the LGBTQ community is the special snowflake nature of it.

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If you didn't have faggots doing this shit, people would like you a lot more.
I used to fap to trannies until I got mentally bombarded with Boipussy shitposts all day, people ERPing like fucking retarded faggots. Now I won't even fap to them.
>pic related

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>>38790540
How much of this applies to yourself OP?

>>38790495
I know your feels, i was horrified aswell

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>force self to go to party
>think I'm dressed pretty nicely
>accidentally catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror in my bathroom
>feel nothing but disgust

Why are we still here, just to suffer?

Even at the gym I'll avert my gaze to the floor to avoid looking at myself

>>38790472
Even if you weren't there's no telling if a single family member will even respect you.

How old are you? Why do you want it so badly?

Me too. So fucking bad.

>>38790426
All 500 on 00, anon.

I believe in you.

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I have a little over a thousand dollars saved up. Let's move in together and split the rent. I want out of here.

>>38790426
Small town anon here. Don't move to a small town if you're poor. You will not get a job. You will not have money to live. Move to a place with minimum 250k people. Places under 50k unless they're a "village" as part of sprawling suburbs like Chicago are incredibly Good ol' Boy and you ain't in the club. And you ain't gonna be in the club for 15 years if ever.

Ugh, i hate it when that happens. I suggest putting your feet under a couch or something low.

>>38790424
i never got all the feet holding shit anyone who does that is just gay and looking to fondle each other.
it's not that hard to keep you feet on the ground, besides you are fucking working out why are making it so easy

>>38790456
It feels like I am using my legs to lift myself when I put a big heavy rucksack on my feet.

I don't know sign language. I would like a deaf/mute girlfriend.

>>38790421
Stop watching Koe No Katachi lol

don't tell me you're going to learn sign language just for a gf

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we just had a huge gay thread and it got deleted

i'm horny af from it and i wanna meet a cute internet boy and watch porn together and cuddle

where are you~

>>38790877
who is left over from it? is there a discord?

honestly yg did not usually attract cuties, mostly extremely desperate men if I'm being frank so I think yr out of luck amigo

>>38790954
there are a couple of us who started a discord to jerk together and we've seen some cute butts posted and some nice lweds so far~

you can join it if you want or pm me either or~

At age 15 really

>>38790382
Should have lost it at 15
It's over lad.

I lost mine at 19. You have less than 365 days anon get busy

>>38790356
you can't deny that that dude is happy as fucking hell

honestly that's probably heaven for him.

>>38790356
I said it before, I'll say it again...

Black can NOT be robots.
By virtue of being black, you can get to want to sleep with you.

>>38790356
good for that guy, seems to be having fun and thanks for posting the video online for others to enjoy

Oh fuck. It's been happening to me. I honestly can't do another round. Oh god. It doesn't go away! Holy shit! Tfw it's so crippling.

have you tried self-medicating, anon?


dark net markets are a bit shit at the moment, but you can pretty much have everything delivered to your doorstep

>>38790283
>wake up this morning and slightly happy and self-confident
>don't want to indulge in this feeling too much as I'll probebly want to kill myself by tomorrow again

Just call and say "hey I saw you online, are you able to party tonight?"

This was four years ago though. I'm not sure how it is today.

I use backpage for hookers all the time.

It's the girl in the pic about 80% of the time. Some times you'll get bait and switched. It's the cheapest and most convenient way to meet hookers.

>>38790743
i'm a KHV wizard i dunno how this shit works eitherlol

>>38790773
I see. I figured there'd be bait and switching
how do you deal with bait and switching?

i'm still neet but this is something i consider for when (lol) i un-neet

HAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD
shouldnt you move on and have another gf by now

>I love you, please be mine forever, oh, you're dating someone already? you stupid bitch, I didn't like you anyway haha
maybe you should stop being a salty faggot and make a move next time

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Because you totally would've made a move otherwise, huh?

it's only 6.5 inches.

When it's white.

>>38790259
When it's Asian.

>>38790199
You killed a thread to post this

>tfw you want to be friends with Satanichia and give her melonpan

>national girlfriend day
Thats a thing?