robots, have any of you used backpage? what are your experiences

Just call and say "hey I saw you online, are you able to party tonight?"

This was four years ago though. I'm not sure how it is today.

I use backpage for hookers all the time.

It's the girl in the pic about 80% of the time. Some times you'll get bait and switched. It's the cheapest and most convenient way to meet hookers.

>>38790743
i'm a KHV wizard i dunno how this shit works eitherlol

>>38790773
I see. I figured there'd be bait and switching
how do you deal with bait and switching?

i'm still neet but this is something i consider for when (lol) i un-neet

>>38790773
This. Look for authentic looking photos though over these sort of modeling pro photos.

>>38790801
Exactly what happened to me. I mixed black chick showed up. She was good though.

I'm talking to a backpage girl right now kek

>>38790861
details?
how long have you been talking? dating or escorts? or something else all together?
genuinely curious about this

If it's your first time I'd recommend you ask her for the GFE. Probably $200 for an hour plus.

>>38790891
http://newhampshire.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/cool-calm-no-drama-party-girll/7848873
I'm just bored, asking how much she charges for a quick fuck

>>38790891
Btw if you're in the USA then you're most likely not going to get a very attractive hooker for $200/hr. You're going to have to spend at least 300 for an attractive hooker

>>38790964
Cont... I've wasted lots of money on cheap $200 hookers without enjoying my time.

For example, this girl gave me a handjob for $80
http://newhampshire.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/up-late-1000-real-video-proof-soft-skin/7837463

>>38790986
>>38790964
damn
rip wallet

i thought they cracked down on this site. any real robot would never think of resorting to prostitution, i'm just a failed normalfaggot and the prospect seems like a ton of anxiety for some soulless imitation of real intimacy.

after using her services you'll still be no different than a virgin in that no woman on earth would honestly biologically think of you like that. you just lose any chance for wizardry to give into beastly instinct for a half hour

>>38791109
my wizard powers haven't managed to get me a qt yet anon ;-;

This girl gave me a $40 quote(quick visit)

>>38791173
what does quick visit even mean

I've seen 8 prostitutes who made me cum(handjob, blowjob, and/or sex)

>>38791195
5-10 minute session

>>38791109
>thought they cracked down on the site
eh? because its legally some prostitution ring thing?
so wait are we at risk by using this site then? under cover police etc

>>38791335
you're at risk simply using something like Tor to mask your movements, doesn't even matter where you visit using it, so yes? there's always risk. I just faintly recall other anons saying it became worse for whatever reason

>>38791574
what does tor have to do with anything?
talking about backpage

>>38791598
Backpage is totally safe to use. Don't worry about the police

STAY SWAY FROM BACKPAGE,

it is Sting City, if you want hookers go to TER Review, Read the noobs section, read reviews, hire straight off of there. Be careful going to them, make them come to you, the LEO's will never go to you.

>>38791798
I've hired 20+ hookers from backpage and never had a problem. Sure, if you want to be extra safe then hire from TER(The erotic review)

>>38791798
>will never go to you
Isn't that shit a myth like "they have to tell you if you ask them if they're a cop" or plea bargains in general

>>38791769
Well prostitution is illegal here in canada
>i just looked this shit up in wiki
>illegal to purchase
>legal to sell
>laws that make no sense

>>38791798
wat

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Ive fucked 9 hookers last year. After fucking one that was definitely trafficked and almost fucking one that was literally obese I told myself no more. If you are really serious just go to the closest city youre in and look for ones on Eros. They are more expensive but they are much less trashy

>>38791109


fuck off with your humble bragging Norm Faggot,

Muh i'm a failed Normie, yea i can get a girlfriend, but i dont want to, but you ugly guys shouldnt buy hookers cause its not the same,

Get Rekt bitch

>>38790271
No, but thinking about it. Lost my virginity to a craigslist hooker though.

I've never done anything off backpage, but I've been to a few asian massage parlors (the happy ending kind). Wouldn't recommend pursuing any prostitutes. It feels nice in the moment, both the cummies and the intimacy, but for me it was sheer despair afterwards, knowing that it was only because I paid her and that I would never get anything real.

>>38791865


LEO is Never sending an female under cover into your hotel room or house, ever.

But they love to flip a girl, preferably early in the day, and sit there as all her clients show up and bust all of them.


If you want to blow off what im saying thats on you. But if you want to do incalls, i would Never see a woman while she is running adds. And, ask her if she is running adds right now.

>>38790773
>cheapest
The cheapest hooker in my area is $300
No thanks. In europe i could fuck hot brothel chicks for $150

>>38791958
Try out Montreal, good prices https://www.euphoriagirls.com/

>>38791880


i've had Eros do bait and switch, where the pics were completely fake. You cant trust any ads. I will only go off of TER and someone that has multiple reviews saying the person you see is the person in the ad.

>>38790946
Tranny? How much she charging?

>>38791880
>>38791918
I understand your message bros
I'm endeavouring not to use hookers but still...
>KHV wizard
>cybersex (remember that term? lol) on ice since 13
>no sexual release
jdimsa

>>38792020
100 for quick fuck

>>38792034
I get it man. Just get one that is a 9/10. It will cost you $500 but think of it as your first and last time. You dont want to go down the road where you fuck hookers on the reg

>>38792070
>You dont want to go down the road where you fuck hookers on the reg
no doubt anon

>>38791974
>have to go to montreal for 9/10s
rip wallet

how do brothels work anyway (lol)
can i pay for a few hours and just cuddle and talk to her, a little respite from sex work, or is that just my messiah complex talking

>>38792055
Can she top? Or are you not about that?

>>38792070
This desu senpai. At $500 range the girls are hot as fuck. They are also very good. Like courtesan of old.

>>38792108
She said she's a "woman"

>>38792103
Good luck to you. Ive literally ruined my life at 22 because of sex addiction.

>>38792127


if you cant live without fucking 9/10 10/10 tier. I'd suggest a once in a life time trip to Eastern Europe where they come from. But, not just to do that, as like a once ina lifetime vacation, and do that while you are there.

It is way too expensive to try and fuck hookers that expensive here, even if you are rich.

>>38792182


i would of too, but i am ugly and poor LOL

I have told this tale many times, but because i am a massive faggot and wont put it on a text file for mummy and patental father figure to find ill tell it again

>it was the summer vacation of my 20th birthday
>decided that this was it. The final straw. I will lose my viginity no matter what the cost.
>google "how to get a hooker"
>backpage pops up
>spend a little over a month browsing girls and writing texts only to not send them cause im a massive faggot.
>eventually find this smoking hot latina chick
Fuckit dot jay peg
>she sends me her rates and cross roads
>i take the money i saved from the job my dad made me work, 200$ for an hour and head to the destination.
>park in a parking lot and call, no answer
>call again, call again.
>I look up at the sky and just kinda laugh, god really had me going there but i guess i saved 200$
>some guy walks up to my car window and knocks
>since he's white i figure id hear him out
>apparently his wife had a fight with him and she ran off, asked if i had seen her
Nope sorry man
>as he walks off i just kinda realize that i look suspicious in a empty parking lot at midnight
Phone rings
Its her
>she apologizes and tells me to go to this hotel
>go and call again
>she tells me her room number
>the manager asks what im doing here
>I-uh-came to visit a f-f-friend YEAH a friend....
>he tells me where the room is
>at the door, my last chance to run away
>I knock on the door and it opens
>im shocked as a fat old hag opens the door
>as my legs turn to nope right out of there someone else calls to me
>its her
>she welcomes me in
Cont.

>>38792128
Damn shame.... She'd be well worth 100 if she could

>>38792236
You missed a cliffhanger opportunity there

>>38791918
>it was sheer despair afterwards, knowing that it was only because I paid her and that I would never get anything real.

>>38792070
>You dont want to go down the road where you fuck hookers on the reg

>>38792182
>Ive literally ruined my life at 22 because of sex addiction.

This this and this lads. It's not worth it. Don't fall for the no fap meme just beat it

>she jumps in bed and just stares at me
>dont move cant think
>"well come here your making me nervous"
>i pull out the donation and she tells me to leave it on the counter
>jump in bed and she cuddles with me
>that was the best feeling i had ever felt
>we try to make small talk and i eventually reveal that i was sent here by the goverment agency to prevent school shootings.
> she mounts me and tells me that "its fine I'll lead the way"
>she strips me, i suck on some tiddies and eventually she sucks my dick.
ANDTHENTHEYALLFUCKED
>so nervous that i lasted way longer than i thought i would, but eventually i finish
>she cuddles me again, but the sinking realization hit. I fucked a hooker, what if she was dirty?
>start to feel physically sickget up and ask to use the shower.
Sure
>i walk over and i see the old hag and realize this bitch just sat there and litened to the whole thing.
>scrub the aids of my penis and go back
>have 20 more minuets or something like that, but at this point i just wanted to go home.
>cloth up thank her and leave
Drive home and cried myself to sleep
And that was my experience with backpage

>>38792367


you should of shopped around more. My first time/ first time with a hooker was with a sweet blonde white hooker, who was about the same exact age as me

>>38792367
>she cuddles me again, but the sinking realization hit. I fucked a hooker, what if she was dirty?
>start to feel physically sickget up and ask to use the shower.
>scrub the aids of my penis and go back
>have 20 more minuets or something like that, but at this point i just wanted to go home.
>cloth up thank her and leave
>Drive home and cried myself to sleep

Sounds about right

>>38792327
Did I? Huh...

>>38792423
Believe me i did, but i kept pussying out cause my fear overcame me

>>38792477
Yeah, but hey not a vigin anymore? R-right?

>>38792524

Here, where it is shady, you cant look at it like going out to get fast food meal, like in Germany. Here, You have to watch for a while, read reviews, double check shit, make sure everything is legit. And, then go. If you just rush in you re probably going to have a bad time.

I watch about 5 people at any one time that i know are legit. If anything ever doesnt feel right i will instantly walk. Walking is always better than taking a risk.

>>38792423
> not saving hookerfu from an inevitably short life full of abortion, drugs and violence

sad

>>38792236
>>38792367
>>38792524
Op here
so uh.. was the wife the hooker?
fat old hag wasn't the hooker then?
how good lookign as the hooker then? i'm fucking confused bro

>>38792524
Chris chan took the same route.

>>38791874
Some bullshit about how you can't penalize the provider because it's the person paying that encourages it or some bullshit.

I got genital herpes after fucking two prostitutes WITH a condom

>>38792655
I've fucked dozens and I dont have anything

>>38792673
I guess I got unlucky :(

Robots should visit Lebanon and fuck cutie Syrian girls. $100 an hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZqHUBkLv4E

>>38792603


it was a long time ago, i was so fucking dumb back then, she was being sweet and wanted to hang out, and i was shoving her out the door after. LOL

That is the other thing, and why i do recommend hooker game, if you play it long enough you will occasionally meet ones that are nice people and who will actually want to hang out and stuff. But, you will know right away, dont 'Try Hard' to become some hookers friend that will creep them the fuck out.


Oh, and if you are like me, ugly dude, no friends, never an actual girlfriend, and sweet 7 tier hooker likes you and wants to hang out, you should be thrilled. Not thinking eewwww gross i dont want to hang out with Her!!!! I need to get back to my Vidya!!!!!!!!!!

>>38792729
>eewwww gross i dont want to hang out with Her!!!! I need to get back to my Vidya!!!!!!!!!!
kek this is me so much
do you think vidya is a motherfucking game, girl??

I'm a wizard though, so chances an early 20s hooker wants to hang out with me are slim
plus prostitution is illegal here so i'm putting myself at risk to get hookers
rip me

>>38792610

Op, the woman was another prostitute. Or at least thats what the latina said to me, they split the hotel bill for economical reasons.

So in short there was...
1. A fat old wrinkly hag who had a robe on, but fishnet leggins underneath. I shuddered just witnessing it
2. The smoking hot latina chick i paid imean donated to. She was a lighter mexican chick with large supple breasts and a slim hour glass figure. Her hair was long black and god dam was she soft as hell.

>>38792806
so you fucked a 7 or 8 /10? then felt dirty afterwards? ;-;

http://newhampshire.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/lacey-baby-im-back-n-beautiful/7775633
She wants 40. Should I?

>>38792723
Better yet robots should go to the border between Colombia and Venezuela. Apparently 10/10 Venezuelan bitches are selling themselves for the equivalent of $10 out of desperation.

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>no aa
Pic related

I don't know man, backpage CEO has been arrested several times, and had thier offices raided
It seems like you are giving yourself a great risk, I'm sure the site is watched.
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/10/07/497006100/ceo-of-backpage-com-arrested-charged-with-pimping
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/calif-judge-rejects-pimping-charges-backpage-ceo-article-1.2876175

>>38792855
>risking getting shot for pussy
its 2017 not 201700BC fuck that lol

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>>38790271
Johnfag here,

Honestly I've never seriously tried backpage. I'm sure you can find some good deals, but there is no feedback system which is a big turn off for me.

If you're in a big city, then there should be a local review board. Join it, do your research. Figure out who is batshit crazy and who does the kinky shit you want.

Make no mistake, BP girls will definitely fuck you, but everything you do will be with a condom. Personally, I pay a premium to know & get what I want.

Anyway, my tips for anyone looking to lose their vcard:
Figure out if you have ED. I do (from porn). See how long you can stay hard without being touched / looking at porn, and plan accordingly. In my case, I need to have a death grip on my dick while they are putting the condom on.

Pony up the cash and join your local review & screening sites. Find a down to earth girl for your first time.

Be aware that what you like to *do* may not match what you like to *watch.* Be chill. If you're not getting into it, ask her to give you a BJ or HJ instead. I experienced disillusionment when I realized I actually liked getting HJs, but they do absolutely zero for me in porn.

Yes, they will fuck you in all the standard configurations, and do most everything you see in normie porn (e.g. kiss, cuddle, eat her out, vanilla bodypart fetishes such as feet, etc).

>tfw one time Kagney Linn Karter came through town (she escorts btw, if you didn't know), but I wasn't a dedicated Johnfag at the time so I didn't take the plunge. Wish I did to this day.

>>38792888
wat is AA

>>38792889
yeah others have said
they did say to use TER though so ther's that i guess

>>38792775

for one that you could potentially turn into a friend, look for ones close to your own age, they get much friendlier over age 30.

And TER review

>>38792902
African American
Oregano

>>38792834

Tbch famalam she was a 9/10. She was fucking gorgeous. But after i had bust my nut the lust no longer was clouding my judgement and the realization of what i had done kicked in. I wondered what would happen if anyone found out, was this worth 200$? What if i got an std? And these thoughts rushed into my head to the point where i felt like i was going to vomit.
I just bailed because the only way i know how to solve my problems is to run from them

>>38792889
>The California Department of Justice spent three years investigating Backpage, including with undercover agents posting ads,
>undercover agents posting ads,

>>38790271
OP's pic makes me wonder about those Asian outcalls they list.

Like obviously they aren't the JAV stars they use as advertisement, but if she comes to you then it's at least safer and less likely to be a total scam. Mediocre Asian whore would still be worth some money, because if she looked terrible they would just get rejected at the door all the time.

I want a hooker just to cuddle and look at like a private stripper than a handjob becuase STDs fucking suck, but so many don't like that :/

>>38792902


No African American.

>>38792925
jesus christ
So is this the norm for all sex soliciting sites or just BP fucklol

>>38792897
>Kagney Linn Karter
>escort
how do you even know some porn star escorts lol
escort premiums are very high premiums though no?

>>38792941
Actually, as long as you're not trying to put a baby in her belly or other no-brainers, hookers are absolutely down for vanilla shit like this.

>>38792835
$40? Pics show a girl in good shape that isn't old (or Black). This is a total scam.

>>38792993
Mostly BP (and streetwalkers), because there is no feedback. Cops bust visible urban sores, not people who meet in private. On review sites, word gets around fast. Members build up solid reputations over time.

>>38792835
Yes. That's hardly anything.

>>38792055
>>38790946
>>38791195
>>38791173
>15 minute visit.
Am I the only one that finds that completely worthless? It takes me a long time to get really horny. Too me that would be worse than masterbating.

>>38793035
>review
>$40?
$40 for a 5 minute session

>>38792993


i keep telling NOOBS to stay the fuck away from backpage. But some friend of theres said 'tee hee hee the hookers are on Backpage'

listen to the Johns and Mongers who actually know what they are talkign about, not some fuck head friend of yours who never actually saw a 'provider'

T E R Review.

>>38793064
Cops are actually a rarity on backpage. You only have to worry about bait and switch ads.

>>38792993
The vice squad does it everywhere in major cities. Biggest risk is same phone number used at different ads/girls. But you can never be sure, only reassured. Meanwhile Los Angeles 2 blocks south of Hollywood has real street walkers in their underwear, someone is paying someone else off.

>>38793089


tell yourself that as you re walking into a reverse sting chief, and when you get caught up, smile for your picture in the paper

>>38793129
Dude, I've seen 20+ girls straight off of backpage and none of them were cops :)

>>38793035
>Cops bust visible urban sores, not people who meet in private
They do it all. While the raid certain massage palors in certain Los angels naighrhoods they let others run for ever, there was one "massage" place that was open till 2am, mats on the floor, completely obvious what was going down there, ran for years and years. I'm sure someone got paid off.

>>38793026

There are a few booking sites that cater to this market. I haven't personally tried any yet since its outside my budget, but they are out there.

Some of them openly advertise on Eros or TER.

In Kagney's case, I believe I was monitoring one of the booking agents and I saw her pop up.

Rates depend on how you meet. If you go through a booking agent, you can expect $700-$2000/hr minimum. If the girl works independently (but isn't a household name), you'll find $500-$600ish.

>>38793142
I'm curious, how do you weed out the crazies? Ever get scammed?

I've always been hesitant to try BP because I have very particular preferences regarding condoms, and I feel like I'd be flushing most of my money down the toilet trying to find the right menu.

>>38793142


wow dude, 20, that must mean LEO in your state arent running reverse stings.

The worst part is when you get busted you'll be the dude, Help i got caught in reverse sting, i swear i'll never do this again, need Legal ASAP

>>38793191
not him
but basically don't use prostitutes ever the
fuggg
>not rich
>not good looking
>never fuck some 9/10s

>>38793185
>How do you weed out the crazies?
I don't
>Ever get scammed?
Nope. I try to keep my wallet in the car

>>38790271
>thoughts about using backpage etc?

Knowing my luck I wouldn't risk trying to hire an escort.

Chances are I'll get caught up in a sting(end up with a record), still remain a virgin, and somehow manage to catch HIV as a cherry on top. No thanks, I prefer my basement to real life.

That being said, I've thought about hiring a dominatrix and having her slap me around a little (that's legal, right?).

>>38793222


how to weed out crazies. Crazy isnt really an issue. You want to worry about thieves.

Pre review sites. I had a provider out to a scuzzy motel, i was a young dumb ass, handed her the money, she was like Baby Im Goin Ou for a Smoke. i was like uhhhhh ok. And, then she ran through the parking lot, hopped into a car that sped out of the lot. I was jsut standing there watching, and remember thinking, ummm i dont think she s coming back. It was before review sites though. I have no clue why dudes dont read reviews, i assume its the 'it will never happen to me' mind set. But eventually some weird shit will.

>>38793282
I just wish they would make it legal already, and not the Nevada model, but completely legal with no restrictions.
I can't bealive the price in Los Angeles though, it seems normal for it to be $250+ for under an hour. At these prices I'd rather go to strip club for a few hours

>>38793282
Shit! I forgot to mention something. There was this one time where I visited a prostitute without cash hoping she would give a hand job for free. It turns out she got pissed and called over pimp who made me drive to an ATM. The first ATM didn't work so I ended driving to 3 others(all didn't work for some reason). He decided not to harm me after I told him I'm only 19(at the time)

>>38793336
the legality seems to be swinging towards make it all illegal rather than the other way around

>>38793342
What? Are you retarded? I'm serious, like did you go to school in a short bus? Do you get money from the state for mental issues?

>>38793380
Why senor?

>>38793336

it's Never Gonna happen here. No dude wants to go on TV and protest saying I demand prostitution be legalized.

Secondly, there are as the other guy said, all kinds of weird bribes and sit in place, that have been in place a million years, that the people taking dont want their money fucked with.


>>38793342

LOL

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>>38793369
Nobody wants traffickers and money laundering but hurrdurr let's make it shady

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One time I went to a happy ending place and I saw into the other room they had sleeping mats on the floor, I felt really bad they were sleeping there, maybe even locked in at night

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>tfw you will never be Chuwit Kamolvisit,
>tfw you will never be a Thai massage parlour tycoon

Any Euro bros here?

>>38793544


here come the Euro Bots to humble brag that they can legally sleep with EE 10/10's for 20$ for 4 hours.

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>>38793064
What do you do with the references thing on TER, Like they are demanding links to your Facebook and two references and where you work. Just seems like a retarded risk for blackmail and shit later

>>38793657

plead that you are poor retard. Say you dont have a job and are un employed. I have never heard of asking for a facebook, that's a new one. For your first time you are probably gonna have to ask around for noob friendly one. i would not do in call these days. If you do try incall, double check that she IS NOT running ANY ads when you go see her. Google the number she is using and see if there have been no, as in ZERO, ads within about a week.

it's way less risky though to just have her come to a sleaze ball motel. After you see her that is 1 reference. Ask for her to recommend a friend, and then you have 2 references.

>>38793603
They also are fortunate enough to have their foreskins intact

>>38793793
is this now a cut vs uncut episode? lol

>>38794352
Yeah brah. My circumcision is making suicidal. I'm thinking about ending the fucker's life who circumcised me

>>38794395
i was actually writing a post about how if i were cut i'd be saying the usual hurr durr cut is better nonsense, but i deleted it because that's off topic lol
yet here i am talking about it

>>38792920
2 by product of sex is your legs gets weak and right after you bust a nut you do the most rational thinking you ever do in life.

>>38792902
No African Americans. Most Asian hookers dont fuck niggers.

>>38794848
80% of a man's problems can be solved if we just go and rub one out before making decisions