>caught a glimpse of my reflection in public again

>>38790495
I know your feels, i was horrified aswell

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>force self to go to party
>think I'm dressed pretty nicely
>accidentally catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror in my bathroom
>feel nothing but disgust

Why are we still here, just to suffer?

Even at the gym I'll avert my gaze to the floor to avoid looking at myself

Same, everytime i see the creature in the reflection i get disgusted

i manage to delude myself that i'm good looking when i see myself in a mirror but when i see a photo of me reality kicks me in the nuts.

No one is that ugly

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>>38790495
>look average
>can't help but pinpoint every one of my imperfections if I look at a picture of myself, or in the mirror

save me from this hell

>See my reflection
>Realize that this is what people see when they look at me
How do I even get up in the morning?

>>38790495
I dislike my man tits

>>38792178
You really just have to stop thinking of yourself as a person.
>day is going well
>see my face
>remember that I exist as a person and not just an abstract entity
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38790495
Sis recorded a video of me playing with my dog, first glimpse I saw of myself on the recording I wanted to kill myself, I felt disgusted, I was in disbelief that I actually look that fucking gross. Been depressed and feeling like shit since I saw it, this was yesterday night. Still feel fucking terrible.

I'M UGLY. I'M ONE UGLY FAT MOTHERFUCKER & I WANNA END MY LIFE.

Fuck this shit.

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>see myself in the self-checkout camera monitor

>>38790495
>>38792145
I'm honestly unsure where these wojak variations came from or who's made the several dozen (minimum) different versions of them, but it's getting unsettling.

>have been called attractive
>don't know if their serious or just fucking with me
>assume they're lying to make me feel better

Small chance that they're telling the truth, I wonder what they see that I don't

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>>38792064
ill delete in a minute but this is me. you'll never know my pain. they used to call me sid because I looked like the little creature from ice age. fuck you

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>too autistic to say what kind of cut I want from the barber
>end up with a terrible haircut
>have to go to work the next day
>can hear my co-workers laughing
>mfw

>body dysmorphia
Not knowing what I really look like is (almost) the worst feel

>>38793863
They popular on /biz/

>>38790495
lol I love my reflection too bad others don't.

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>go to a mirror for the sole purpose of looking at myself
>look fine, not winning any awards but not ugly as shit
>see a glimpse of myself out of the corner of my eye on something reflective or accidentally switch to camera on my phone
>disgusted and consider suicide for the rest of the day

Ya'll need to Elliot it up a bit, follow his style guidelines and you can't not feel (and look) like a supreme gentleman

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>>38790495
>look cute in one mirror
>look absolutely repugnant in another

HOW!?!? Also I fucking HATE phone cameras.

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>Wear new shirt feeling confident I look good
>About to leave the house
>catch a glimpse in the mirror by the door
>pure disgust
>put on 10 year old shirt
>all this just to go to the store for food

>>38795022
It's because you see your face in mirrors, well mirrored. Cameras and such show it not mirrored and because you've used to seeing your face mirrored, the camera version just looks ugly, always

>>38795077
So which one is the real me the camera or the mirror?

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>look in the mirror straight on
>okthislooksok
>turn to the side
>whathefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck

Why am I so ugly from the side, why do I even bother living anymore

>>38795093
Camera one

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>>38795119
I'll never leave my house again

>>38790495
sorry OP you'll never be a vampire

>>38795137
Don't trust camera pictures though. Videos are more representative of what people really see. A moving, not still, image.

>>38795093
the one the camera dummy. you know, the one where the text isn't backwards.

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>>38790495
>People say Im average
>Female friend says Im 6/10-7/10
>Look at myself in the mirror and can't help but see how beautiful I am

I just look at ugly people, people with disabilities, etc. And cant help but think I look great.

I think I look pretty beautiful and attractive. Im out of shape, but im in the gym. Once I get toned and fit, I think I will look Chad levels of attractiveness.

Im not even narcissistic, Im a pretty shy timid guy. But I really do think my friends are wrong on my looks. I think I look great.

>>38793863
I make a lot of them, including the one I posted.

>>38795469
6-7 is above average, Anon.

>>38795816
I know. Im saying people around me say I am average. But I disagree.

It's really a demoralizing experience

No wonder people are so repulsed by me

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>haven't shaved in a week
>think stubble doesn't look too bad, kind of fits my face actually
>turn to the left and see a massive patch where it doesn't grow

>>38795837
You might just live around attractive people. I grew up with beauties for friends. I thought I was hideous until I went to college and found out I'm decent-looking.

>>38793949
why would you change his shirt

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>work out
>look good
>walk by a car
>check myself in the mirror like a faggot

>>38790495
I did the same thing at the university I attend. I was going to find the math department and ask some questions, but I saw face. I was hideously gaunt.

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>>38793810
>instead of losing weight and getting /fit/, the fatty chooses suicide
>won't actually kill himself though
>but won't get /fit/ either

This is why you're fat, you're just a weak estrogenated pussy, anon.

Friendly reminder that you're a liberal/socialist by default if you aren't /fit/. You're a dependent mass.

Literally impossible to be a fat conservative/fascist. No such thing.

>>38797314
That's the most autistic thing I've heard all minute, and that's saying something, because I've been on 4chan for over a minute today.

>>38793949
Damn, Bones fans look like THAT??!?

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>>38795049
>basing how you feel about your appearance on the clothes you're wearing
>not on how good shape your body is in

You sound fat. Stop being fat, then you look good in anything. If you're fat, you always look fat no matter how nice your clothes are.

Capisce?

>>38797352
im not fatter then u r loser if u dont like it ur welcome 2 fite me im posting on b rite now i am op and the thread name is im playing dnd next week with
so continue the conversation there pleaes

>>38797314
Through what kind of mental gymnastics did you arrive on your ridiculous conclusion?
You need to take a break from the /pol/len mate

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>>38797333
>he's fat

Fucking dependent mass of flab, you are.

>muh mobility scooter
>muh diabeeeetus
>muh EBT card
>muh soda
>b-but I'm an ubermenschen!1!!111 Honest!1!!

Get fit, fat lefty. All of us true rightists are ready for what's next, your kind will be first to die in any conflict.

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>>38797379
>another trigged fatass that thought he was right-wing whilst being obese

Nope, you're a dependent weak little fatty that couldn't hack it on his own. Fatties will be cowering in the corner along with the women, children and niggers when the troubles start in earnest.

>>38797401
Such assumptions, i am actually a skinny guy, have you been juicing in the gym or why do you have this resentment towards people who don't /fit/?
Were you once weak kid who got bullied then he decided to hit the gym, got mixed up in juicing and now you feel that you need to prove yourself to everyone?

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>>38797438
>juicing

>desperately tries to accuse me of using steroids

No, actually, all natural. I just cannot stand fat slovenly subhumans that try to pretend they're the living embodiment of libertarian/conservative/fascist ideals whilst being a fat weak pussy.

If you really wanted to help the right you'd pretend to be a lefty IRL, you make our side look bad.

>>38791143
I don't know about you bro, but I'm here for the fiddles.

>>38797467
Who said we wanted to help you? only situation i would join sides with you is a full blown race war, otherwise i wouldn't be caught dead associating with your kind and no one sane would want that stain on their character
>oh here's Bill, he is a really great guy, bit of a racist and still believes Hitlers words like it's the gospel, but otherwise a great guy
>oh he also thinks whites are the master race even when we get beaten by Asians in IQ

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>>38795469
>I just look at ugly people, people with disabilities, etc. And cant help but think I look great.
>I think I look pretty beautiful and attractive
>Im not even narcissistic

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>>38798054
Spaghetti commentiquette required.

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You can't create any original content can you. No, you need to steal everything. Everything is stolen. I have asked very politely for you not to post "bizjack" aka "pink wojack" outside of the Business and Finance board, yet for some reason you just can't manage to control yourself. There will be hell to pay my friend. You think you can just take something another board made -- A boards original content, and steal it? What is wrong with you? Who do you think you are, to appropriate culture like you're doing here? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>38790495
>Pointy-out chin
>Thick sticking out lips
>Features jumbled at the bottom of my face
>If God is real he got bored molding my face and kept nodding off so he fucked it up

Why the fuck don't you get fit, wash yourselves, dress better and get a good haircut if you're so vapid your whole "crippling depression" only comes from your look? Does it feel good to wallow in self hate for all eternity?

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>>38792062
There is always a purpose to suffering, my brother.

It weeds out us undesirables

>>38793359
This. Having to realise I'm scrawny and ugly is extremely painful, even for a tall/big guy like me.

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>>38797314
>Friendly reminder that you're a liberal/socialist by default

>>38793949
Fuck off, this is blackops2cel

>>38790495
Fucking hell, how ugly are you lad?

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>>38790495
>tfw you see your reflection in the mirror and it reminds you being the chinlet.

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>>38793949
oh wow, a white somalian

>turn rear-view mirror to show myself my face
>enjoy the view periodically

I look best in that mirror.

>>38795137
I had that feeling too untill my mom made a video of me, video is much more representative, you are a live human bean not a still image

When i was a freshmen in highschool this 9/10 blonde junior kept saying i was cute and asking other people if they thought i was cute, of course the spaghetti would hit the floor everytime someone would talk to me, so i didnt like her trying to make me the center of attention
No one else has said anything so i dont know, i dislike myself though

She said i was a pathetic kind of cute, why would somebody act like this in public

>>38800990
>pathetic cute
She means you're cute like a puppy is cute. Entirely non-sexual.

>>38793863
It's a meme from /biz/. When an anon loses all his crypto-coin because of a market crash, this is their face.

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>>38790495
>Opens camera to take sunset picture
>Front camera pops up

>>38801580
Im aware, i just wish she didnt highlight my autism

>>38800990
because she could do whatever she wanted and nobody would stop her.
but don't worry. her entire value is based on her looks. she's not worth shit when shes 40.

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>get out of shower and look in the mirror, look like a legit 8/10
>dry up and look in the mirror again
>4/10
fuck my shit up

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>>38796072
>Have hair in general grow at a ridiculous rapid rate
>Have to shave every 2 days or endure looking ugly as taint for 3-4 weeks to have DECENT facial hair
>Haven't shaved in 3 days
>I literally have 3 hairs on each sides of my face that grow in all directions
>Looks like retarded whiskers
>Grow a full neckbeard
>Get a Gunslinger Mustache ever 4 days
>Get goat-like chin hair
>Find out yesterday I actually have single strands of random hairs growing in random spots on my cheek

JUST

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>>38793863
Its a /biz/ meme that portrays the feelings of dumb cryptocurrency shortsellers who lose everything because idiocy.

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>>38797314
>Literally impossible to be a fat conservative/fascist. No such thing.