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>>38799169
>Literally the drink that makes Chad.
>You can't say you are a robot if you drink soda.

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>>38799169
I can agree with your post, but fucking milk?

>>38799169
Fuck off you stupid fucking cunt.

Milk is literally chad the drink. Every 20iq chad has always had a fridge full of an obscene amount of milk.

Shit's shit and tastes like dirty animal. Is only drinkable if very cold so you can't taste the animal smell.

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*sees you stammering as you extend your hand*

I'll have two of your warmedest apple pies, oh and shake my hand real quick

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Correct. You know why I brought you here.

Get a job, Champ.

Do you remember where you put them down last?

>>38799083
i used to play game or draw in the end of work
but recently i getting shit result every time i started quit it

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Drink more Four Loko kiddo

>still not over Sainsburys removing the ham hock and cheddar sandwich from their meal deal

>>38799040
>Tfw try and join the banter
>My reply gets ignored

>>38799116
i know that feel too well, anon. you gotta do it when the posting is short, like now.

>>38799035
coffee is my lifeblood XD

aha time to get some work done, but first. coffee.

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Don't even THINK about talking to ME before I'VE had my COFFEE

>>38799013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ1uDrdUuds
clean your room

>>38799013
Fuck off Ebin.

Seriously

>>38799013
That's your yeast infection, get two of these
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B001DQESXA/ref=mp_s_a_1_4_a_it

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can someone give me the quick rundown on who the hell jake paul is and why I keep seeing his name around these parts

>>38799005
Jake Paul too stronk man, he'll just dab on the ahmeds. Now that Felix is in Team 10, ain't nothing stopping this ride.

>>38799328
Disney show actor who was fired for posting anti-Semitic stuff on twitter.

>>38798961
I need to do this once.

>>38798961
All your doing is hurting your fellow NEETS Anon you should be ashamed of yourself.

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>>38798961
>go to random university lecture
>at random points when the lecturer is giving their lecture yell "wrong idiot, wrong"

>>38798796
I cringed about 5 farts loose. Thanks for that. I didn't even know those were in there.

HAHAH what the

>>38798796
Thank fuck I went to an all boy high school or I'd have pulled some shit like this.

>>38798795
That's actually pretty slim for the South.

>>38798795
>Slim body

Your chins tell the truth lady.

>>38798811
>Not American
>/50kg/

>>38798789
What sort of hentai was it anonymous?

Who owns the laptop?

>>38798789
if it wasn't trap you need to slap her in the face and call her tastes generic and garbage.

>>38798735
Woman are the root of all evil.

Yep, it's true.

https://phys.org/news/2017-07-freshwater-male-fish-exposed-chemicals.html

There's a simple explanation for the growing number of trannies and traps: estrogen in the water supply that's nearly impossible to remove.

>>38798735
AJ is always you stupid normalfag

I think it's a form of risk aversion. Having an event be structured in such a way means they'll know what to expect from the experience.

>>38798679
This is exactly how I feel, and I am wondering if we are just the plain stupid garbage of society (because of it) or if we have it (life) figured out in some way?

>>38798679
I don't ktf
>wasted my entire youth staying indoors and playing vidya
>hate vidya now that I have a job and can work on and contribute to things irl

>>38798678
Funny, same thing happened shortly before WW1, the kids were sick of the trenches after a week.

Any backing to that claim?

>>38798678
WW3 will simply be a salvo of EMP nukes that will return us to the pre-electrical age for several years. You will starve in your house. You will die a meaningless death.

>>38798663
wtf is that webm from?

>>38798663
if you learn to become a cold person who never cares about anything, you can achieve greatness.

>>38798663
>> how do you deal with girls you like who already has a boyfriend?
that's easy
Real problem is to deal with single girl who won't date you. That's the real pain.
One time. Desperately want a girl to be my gf so I ask a normie friendo for a pickup line.
Say the pickup line. "No"
Died inside. Made me realise how ugly I am because we have a lot in common.