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If you plan it right, you can retire way earlier than that. Some of the folks on ERE did it in five to seven years.

But honestly retiring is a bit of a meme anyway. It's better to cycle between NEET and working after you've hit some reasonable approximation of FI

>>38799622
I already have some health problems at 27 years old. I don't want to work my life away while I'm still young and somewhat healthy, just to retire later when I'll probably suffer from terrible health problems or even die soon after.

I know I'll be completely fucked in the future when I'm 40 years old and have never had a job, but it still seems like a better choice than being a completely miserable wageslave now.

>>38799622
more than likely I will die well before retirement age, even I don't I will probably end up getting dementia and life will be hell

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>>38799619
Sorry, Champ, but you need a kick in the pants to get you going and shaking some hands.

How is that unfair? You've had four years to start something for yourself. They're doing you a favor, honestly

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>>38799721
Fuck off normalfag, you dont even know the struggle

>>38799617
school memories or something

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>>38799617
>what does it mean?

Submit your boipucci to Islam

Dream interpreter here

The short of it is you feel you're running late on your "duties" as an adult. The sense of "you should have already achieved xyz"

>>38799616
Oh yeah, and we have a zeemaps now: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338

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reminder that faggots belong in the bog

>>38799775
The shit is that.
No.
Stop.
That should not exist.

Their pizza is the taste of my childhood

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>>38799453
Everytime my mom goes to costo she gets me two of those and a slice of pizza. I look forward to whenever she goes to the market its a comfy meal.

>>38800026

You fat fuck, one chicken bake is enough for a meal by itself.

Pretending to be grown up by telling anonymous forums how mature I am

>What did you outgrow, r9k?
Hope

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>>38799481
>hope
NOT POSSIBLE

>>38799373
Give me her normie gram my dude

>>38799373
Do you, originally, have pictures of her with less clothing?

>>38799373
I just jerked it to your sister muh dude

>>38799372
people who smoke weed deserve the problems they get

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>>38799372
I finally bit the bullet and smoked a few joints with my lads the other day, my god was it uneventful. I wasn't even expecting much going in but I was still disappointed as fuck

I hate drug users. The "its healthy" crap is the same nonsense tobacco products were using decades ago, it is only healthy until serious studies have been done on it and suprise, suprise the more popular and researched it is the more obvious it is that it is not good for you.

>>38799316

EZ money

It's not like I go anywhere anyway.

Simple: get the tattoo.

>>38799316
id do it, and choose fart for the word

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>>38799300

Yesterday I went to visit my gf to her apartment finally because her loudmouth cousins weren't there. We cooked lunch, saw a movie and fugged, sadly only she came. Then I had to leave like 10 minutes later lest I would have missed the bus home.

Now back to suffering 2 more weeks.

>tfw only friend is gf
>tfw growing more and more distant

>live two hours away from qt bf for 6 months, never live in the same area at once or even see each others' bedrooms
>as of a year ago we've moved in together and life is perfect
You can do it guys. It happens sometimes.

>gf on other side of the world
>poorfag
It's not fair

>>38799287
Pregnancy fetish is my thing.

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Pregnancy is quite strange. Often wonder were the fetish develops

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>>38800666
satanic trips my dude, I also wonder, but I think it might rude from human paternal emotions

>>38799232
They'll claim virtual rape or identity fraud
cease contact and run.

They sound like beta males

they're probably actually men

>>38799232
Do you know for a fact that they're actually girls?

>>38799229
Fuck her before she gets BLACKED anon

She is probably virtue signalling that she likes minorities. However like most white women they'll choose a white man.

>>38799229
This is good. White people are the root of all world's problems.

Some gay shit

Not an ounce of weed to be seen

>>38799208

I fucking hate gifts, man

It's like people give them so they can obligate you to be all "oh, thank you so much, I really love you did this..." while they fellate themselves over their sense of giving.

It's just like giving to charity. Loads of people do that just so they can feel good, not because they care about what/who they're giving to.

I'd rather just get my own shit. Less hassle.

>>38799208
>no meat
>no hard alcohol
>no tobacco

I'll pass.

way less visual and way more of a headfuck than you think

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Literlal doinf it ieufht now anon and I feel like semi dead, it's not worht it

>>38799206
I think everyone in the world should do mushrooms at least once in their lifetimes. It gives you a clarity that I would liken to having an uncomfortable pressure relieved. Everything around you that's natural is beautiful, significant and interesting. It's like being a kid again where you're seeing everything for the first time again. It also removes all of your hatred and anger for things and allows to look at everything in the world with zero bias. It even makes solving your own personal issues seem so simple and even the worlds problems seem like they have clear solutions that can only be achieved through a complete lack of bias.

Also it makes music orgasmic and generally enhances all forms of entertainment. It's a good time but you can only really do it when you're still young and don't have shit to do nor any real demons weighing you down. If you're not in a good place mentally, they have an opposite effect and really bring into a hellish place that will make you never want to do them again.