Chad gets cute gifts from his Stacy girlfriend while you get

Some gay shit

Not an ounce of weed to be seen

>>38799208

I fucking hate gifts, man

It's like people give them so they can obligate you to be all "oh, thank you so much, I really love you did this..." while they fellate themselves over their sense of giving.

It's just like giving to charity. Loads of people do that just so they can feel good, not because they care about what/who they're giving to.

I'd rather just get my own shit. Less hassle.

>>38799208
>no meat
>no hard alcohol
>no tobacco

I'll pass.

>>38799208
>axe
That shit's smell is so nasty

>>38799272
It's the thought that counts. Stop coping.

>>38799208
Chad even got his own country from (((them)))