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*sigh
Final year of high school.
I'm 18 BTW I was redshirted or whatever because my parents read that when your older then your peers or whatever you basically become a chad.
Bull fucking shit.
>have basically no friends. Maybe I'm socially retarded maybe I just hate everyone. I'm that kid who everyone shots on.
>spend every homecoming and prom home alone
>never been with a girl.
>see how successful everyone else is becoming and there's me wasting his life away playing vidya and watching movies.
>No one gets me. They assume shit about me like oh that's the kid that's going to shoot up the school or oh that's the emofag or he's that quiet kid who's chiil. I honestly don't know who the fuck I am.
I don't know. I just watched boyhood recently and it's just been depressing the hell out of me. I will never get to experience shit most kids do like sneak into r rated movies, get hammered off their first beer. Go to homecoming.
I would do drugs to help ignore my problems but I got no friends to hook me up with. I would kill myself but I'm a massive pussy.
Feelsbadman
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>>38816879
Heres some advice; lift, get your passport, travel, work a shitty restruarant job(try to learn bartending) save and go to college around age 20. Dont worry about stupid normie standards fuck highschool use this as motivation to slay in your 20s
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Life sucks and then you die. You shouldn't dwell in jealousy of wanting what normies have, instead you should concentrate on your own thing and grow it from there. Everyone wants to belong, but that doesn't mean you should try and force yourself to fit in with the normies. How about talking to people in here in /r9k/, I bet there's a lot of people interested same stuff you are.
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>>38816879
Yeah anon, I know how you feel, in fact...
wait, what's this?
>He thinks Boyhood is a good movie
Just off yourself now anon, there's no hope for you
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Alright 'bots, I want a gf by this time next week, what do I have to do?
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>>38816737
kill yourself in the name of Allah, 72 gfs right there
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Enter a consensual relationship with a human female.
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>>38816737
I...IS....IS...IS THAT A JOJO REFRENCEEEE?????!!
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Alright /r9k/ I'm a successful ex-4chaner who decided to come back for a brief reunion. I'm giving advice on any and all subjects. Relationship advice, medical advice, financial advice, any overall life questions, ask away!
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>>38816717
Why did you leave? Are you a better person now?
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>>38816717
How did you gain motivation. I want out of this hell
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>>38816717
How do you make money dad
Make me horny in one pic, /r9k/.
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>>38816653
Hey Pam
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>>38816653
Hey baby. I want to get back together.
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>>38816653I got you, [B]aby.
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you may only post in this thread if you've sucked your own dick
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Got the tip in once, does that count?
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>>38816629
Got halfway f a m.
Shit was so cash.
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>>38816739
yeah, as long as you've had a portion of your cock in your mouth you are granted access to this thread
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free college fags get out 2017-08-03 05:47:27 Post No.38816590
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free college fags get out
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Can people going through college paid by their parents please gtfo. this bored is for robots, not for people who have parents boosting you to a better future.
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my college pays for my college
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>>38816598
I just hate people on this bored that say they are robots yet are being pushed along by their parents into a life of a normie and act all sad shit like us wage cucks / neets
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>>38816590
I'm not working in college because I worked (almost)full time in HS. Shit was worth it too.
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>hes never eaten a durian
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>>38816566
honestly these shits are fuckin gross op u gigantic fag
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>>38816566
>smells like shit
>tastes like shit
>feels like shit
honestly never try these, fuck you op
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I have indeed eaten one of these kerosene flavoured abominations.
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This demon dude walks up to you and says
>"H-hey, I'm kinda new to this... world. any chance I could crash at your place for a few nights? I can repay you in gold and favors."
How do you respond?
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>>38816564
WHAT KIND OF FAVORS? SEXUAL?
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>>38816614
A favor is a favor dumbass, its anything you request.
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Sure, I could use gold.
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What the fuck do I do?
I let an ant walk around on my dick just to see how it would feel and I think it put up a pheromone trail or some shit because after 5 minutes a swarm of ants came rushing in the room onto my dick
It felt good at first but I got scared and had to swipe the ants away when they tried crawling in my dick hole.
I left to another room and I think the trail is still there because a swarm of ants came sprinting in the room after 5 minutes
I literally can't go anywhere without ants trying to crawl in my penis hole
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>>38816546
owwwo, my stomach. good laugh, op. let them inside your dick hole, i think.
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>>38816546
This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time, what the actual fuck anon
Try putting Raid on your dick
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This isn't a troll I seriously don't know what to do
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YELLOW FEVER, I-I-I-I'VE GOT YELLOW FEVER
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>>38816520
Me too bruh. Came back from Japan four months ago, still got that shit pretty bad. Doesn't help that my instagram is still flooded with J-pop shit.
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>hated gooks before
>accidentally fell in love with one
>was too much of a beta so she ended up with chad before I even got a chance
>now I'm stuck with yellow fever because all other gooks look like her
RRRREEEEEEEE
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>>38816887
Sucks man. Good thing is, theres a metric shit ton of em. Not saying she wasnt special. But hit up Shibuya Tokyo on a holiday, you will find another...
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where do i find a mulatto girlfriend /r9k/?
>be mulatto
>dating and fucking a white would be race mixing
>dating and fucking a black would be race mixing
help
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>>38816459
Go to Brazil
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>>38816523
it was my thinking brazilians are hispanic, hmm?
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>>38816606
nah, they're mongrels
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>tfw no Eldritch gf
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issa qt
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cutest eldritch horror coming through
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>tfw no cao mengde gf
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How do we fucking solve this alt-right problem? They're even stealing our memes now. This is reddit tier, no surprise since most of /pol/ is made up of underage redditors now.
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>>38816372
>our memes
Kek newfriend, /pol/ is 4chan. w-e-wing at your life fampai
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>>38816372
Wrong board buddy that the only true way to solve the alt right is to truly set hummanity free. Things like this just get in the way. They don't see the truth.
>mfw normalfags discover the virgin vs Chad memes
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>>38816372
It's some faggot underage cucks looking for something to latch onto to pretend they have some kind of identity, no different than Chanology and Anonymous before it. Eventually they will grow up and realize how retarded they behaved and some other faggot movement will take its place for the new 14 y/o edge faggot generation.
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How can I get revenge on the roasties without breaking the law?
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>>38816365
Create a new universe based on the ideals of your gay vampire butt buddy.
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Aside from MGTOW I know of no real-world solution to the roastie problem.
Organico
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become the stacy and steal all of the chads
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If you'll allow me I'll just leave this here
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>>38816280
Fall
-Best weather
-Best temperature
-Most /comfy/ with leaves and shit.
-Less allergies than (((Spring)))
prove me wrong (you can't)
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>>38816331
Spring
-bullshit snow melts
-finally starts warming up
-flowers and shit start to grow
-days get longer, not tired all the time
Fall is the comfiest and a close second, but as someone from the frigid north, spring is my favorite season
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>>38816388
>allergies
there. I just burst your spring bubble with one word