This demon dude walks up to you and says >"H-hey, I'm

>>38816564
WHAT KIND OF FAVORS? SEXUAL?

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>>38816614
A favor is a favor dumbass, its anything you request.

Sure, I could use gold.

>>38816614
GROSS, SO HE'S A MANWHORE? UM, NO YOU CANNOT CRASH AT MY MOMS PLACE

yes

I'm going to ask him to help me move my couch.

>>38816819
This entire home renovation by hand

>>38816564
Hold on I gotta ask my parents

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>>38816564
I'd tell him to lurk more before coming to this world.

Being a demon doesn't mean you get to be spoonfed.

>>38817748
What did your parents say?

>>38817775
>spoonfed
He's offering gold and favors for his stay, do you not know how to read?

>>38817781
Mom says shes used to big black strangers sleeping at our house

>>38816646
would be bros with/10

>How do you respond?
If he's actually a demon, this has disturbing metaphysical consequences. My worldview now has to incorporate the existence of hell. I should probably avoid harboring the demon and convert to some kind of religion, lest I suffer eternally rather than be consigned to oblivion as I thought.

>>38816564
seems like a nice bro why not

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"Sure thing, hop in!"
>proceed to crash vehicle into my place
>bodies aren't discovered until a few nights afterwards
>both of us are sent to hell
It's like a dream come true.

>>38816564
I don't converse with him. Run immediately to a church.

>>38816564
I'll take the gold thank you very much.

Also, assuming there's a hell and I'll end up there for helping a demon, could you put a good word for me? I've been already been tormented by the normies all my life, I would be very thankful for a tormentless afterlife.

>>38816564
how much gold we talking
he wouldn't even be able to fit anywhere

>>38818351
Several large coins for every night he stays.

>>38816564
I'd invite him into my home just to watch him beat up the cuck that sleeps in our living room, I wouldn't even have to ask him, it'd happen naturally.

Ask him if he'll pay with enough gold to play my student loans. If yes, then sure, why the fuck no.
I mean, come on, it's not like he's gonna rape you in shiet.

>>38817775

But he offered to repay you in "gold and favors" you anime posting little FAGGOT.

>>38816564
If one of the favors is to fight alongside me in the Dark Tournament then the answer is yes.

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>>38819557
Mah nigga.

My very original nigga.

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>tfw a gainz demon will never appear at your apartment and give you all of his demonic lifting secrets.

>>38816646
can he even reach the sword with that huge biceps in the way?