Being attacked by ants

>>38816546
owwwo, my stomach. good laugh, op. let them inside your dick hole, i think.

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>>38816546
This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time, what the actual fuck anon
Try putting Raid on your dick

This isn't a troll I seriously don't know what to do

Quick update; put vinegar on skin of penis because I read it was a DIY ant killer however hasnt worked

>>38816546
use ant repellant as lube

>>38816546
put spider pheromones on your dick so the ants will avoid you spiders are ants natural enemy and also take a pic or it didnt happen

>>38816856
Need DIYs. dont have ant repellant and not sure if safe on my penis

>put spider pheromones on your dick
How do i do that? Are you implying i put a spider on my dick? Oh fuck no I need another bug.. any other bug that gives pheromone trails?

Maybe I can cross the paths and confuse the bugs.. Youre onto something.. Hmm

Hope they aren't fire ants. I thought fire ants were just a meme, but I got bit by some recently and ended up in the ER due to an allergic reaction. My face was swollen and my throat was closing up. I never have reactions to anything else either. Hope you don't die.

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Oh come on, Anon, the solution is obvious! Just remove your penis! Easy D!

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Lol what the actual fuck.

You made me kek out loud on the fkn trainstation.

If you were uncircumcised it would be easier as your dick will look like an anteater. The ant's worst predator or enemy.

I'd throw on a rubber before you go to bed, maybe with some extra elastics on it just so nobody slips in the front door unnoticed

>>38816975
There you go, OP! Do some face paint work on your dick and pubic area to make it look like an ant eater and slam your dick on the ants aggressively, killing them. They'll get the message.

Leave your house and go rent a hotel. Go out and buy some Terro ant traps, come home put them down, leave the house again.

>>38816546
Sleep naked and take Viagra so your dick is hard
Then buy the sticky straw shit and surround your dick with it.

>>38816546

What if you only notice the ants when they are trying to get back in? What if the nest is inside your body?

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>>38816546
Put some tape over yer urethra. Then they won't craw up yer penis hole.

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>>38816546
they're hungry for your cummies anon. be considerate and let out a load for them, that should keep them busy and off your back.