How can I get revenge on the roasties without breaking the law?

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>>38816365
Create a new universe based on the ideals of your gay vampire butt buddy.

Aside from MGTOW I know of no real-world solution to the roastie problem.
Organico

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become the stacy and steal all of the chads

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>>38816365
pretend to be a chad on dating websites and catfish them

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If you don't want to break the law, then break them with your cock[spoiler/]

Become part of your local government and repeal laws/block legislation proposed by Roasties.

>>38816365
You can join the hoards of r/incels in causing them minor inconveniences

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achieve [H E A V E N]

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>>38816482
This is a Jojo thread now.

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>>38818831
What if they win?

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>>38818949
>[H E A V E N] achieved
gay priest Pucci is now super fast gay priest Pucci.

>>38816365
Convince her to get a short haircut

It will mentally destroy her

>>38819108
u wot lmfao

you know extensions are a thing right?

>>38818952
It can't be. Nothing can beat the cock! Look at the face of that slut filled with uncertainy, the cock is lurking behind the shadow!

>>38816365
reset the fucking universe and make way for better parts

>>38816365
Be successful. Work on yourself. Get fit, well groomed, good wardrobe, job, money, everything. Then the roasties will come crawling back to you, pretending they've always liked you. Thats when you crush them, show them you don't want or need them, tell them to fuck off.

Become gay. Take Chads in front of them.

>>38816365
Learn from their passive aggressive tendencies and flip it on them I used to act like a catty girl to other girls I didn't like. It worked like a fucking charm I pissed a roastie so badly once she brought a fucking knife to school. I ended up pushing her in the bushes over it after she tried putting it up to my friend's throat and calling him a nigger.
>Roastie tries to tattle on me
>Based teacher who I'd play DnD with saves my ass and gets her expelled
>Roastie so BTFO threatens to sue me and press charges for battery
>Had to get a teacher to play messenger
>Just look the teacher dead in the eye and tell her she can tell Roastie will literally round up kids to do the same
>Roastie backs off
>Never hear from her again
I kek about it every now and then good times

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>>38818949
Remember when the KKK played a significant part in resetting the universe?

>>38816365
Meme black guys having big dicks, they get AIDS. Cancel their insurance. Wait.

What's the most powerful Stand? I've been reading JoJo wiki for a while.