>tfw no Eldritch gf

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issa qt

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cutest eldritch horror coming through

>tfw no cao mengde gf

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>>38816451
>Eldritch

Whenever I see that I just think of that horrifying monstrosity from DS3, Aldrich, Devourer of Gods.

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>>38816451
That is INCREDIBLY and surprisingly cute and it's not real

>>38816451
>Stay Hydrated
Why must you damage my sides?

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>tfw no gf (male) that looks EXACTLY like a girl except for the 12 inch cock (with nice big balls) hanging between their legs that they would ream my tight asshole with every night

Gwyndolin is cute. CUTE!

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>>38819736
Obviously my post was meant to be a reply, but I'm stupid and fucked up. It was just a shitpost anyway, why do I even bother correcting it

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>>38816451
>Tfw no real gf to control&play with feelings

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>>38816451
>Eldritch
Andrew Eldritch?

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this is my shoggirlfriend. she is beyond comprehension but i still love her!

>>38816451
This image both warms and hurts me just as much as the first time I saw it.

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Can life give me one of these please

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>>38816451
>tfw no internet gf

oregano is a good spice on chicken