tfw you left every discord server you were on
I suggest every anon who has discord to do the same.
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>>39599240
>I suggest every anon who has discord to do the same.
but discord friends are all I have
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>>39599290
Tell them to move to tox or matrix with you. If they won't they're not real friends and you're likely better off without them.
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>>39599240
for why anon, did it get FBI'd?
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Did your parents ever tell you how much they earned when you were growing up?
I'm in my 20s and still don't know, but I do know they're working-poor class. They're too ashamed to confide I think.
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>>39599232
Godamn I miss beastman.
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>>39599367
Goddamn*
Originally obliged obtuse
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>>39599232
RIP Beastman
Originally rest in peace
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How are dicklets confident enough to have sex or show off their penis?
Do they simply not realize they have small dicks?
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>>39599182
Women are incredibly stupid emotional creatures. If you tell them you have a big dick they will believe you.
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>>39599182
The one in your pic isn't very big but he seems smug about it anyway.
Just be confident bro.
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>>39599351
>isn't very big
>probably 8 inches or above
okay, tyrone
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>donated 15$ to a girl streamer just to hear her say my name and thank me AGAIN
how do I stop
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>>39599177
>tfw hate my name
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Try not being a cuck or kys
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>tfw a qt streamer responds to your comment
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>tfw want a cute trap gf
>but they don't exist in Australia
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>tfw want to be a cute trap and I live in australia
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>>39599149
How cute are you? Where do you live?
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>>39599128
Can't you fags keep this shit on your containment board?
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>reject this fat bitch telling her shes not "le* thic" but a fat fuckin landwhale
>shes says fuck you she doesnt care becase every boy wants her
>i tell her because you are a fuckin cum bucket and they just want to fuck your ham curtains
>she doesnt believe me
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not bumping because I'm a weirdo but just wanted to pop in to tell you that you fucking got her anon. I could greentext >talking to women but if you're a failed normie trying to get laid at least you've done some good work in your conquest. Happily carry on
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>>39599105
good one anon, i bet she's really gonna have a hard time swallowing that redpill you gave her!
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>>39599592
hehe yeah us robots right
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Why were other european countries than Great Britain involved in The American Revolutionary War?
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>Be a country
>Country I hate is at war with somone
>Aid enemy of my enemy
>Can hurt or hider my enemy without expending too much effort or fighting in my own soil
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baguetes being baguetes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France_and_the_American_Civil_War
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>>39599075
Britain was the big boy on the global stage back then and America was it's second jewel after India, when the colonies revorted , the other European powers saw a chance to weaken England and they took it m.
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Got two more matches, need an opener for this roast before I go to sleep.
The other one is a fat angled bitch.
First response is a go.
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The heavy roast. Thought I'd start us off with this one, try something different.
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Hey slut suck my Subway hoagie
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>>39599092
I see. I see. Hope this goes over well.
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Alright, listen up, faggots!
>Anyone heard of Bracknell & Wokingham College?
>Signed up at the last minute as my last college, which I loved, ghosted me over the summer
>I get here on my first day, and the teachers are so nice that it's creepy. They're like the villagers from Edgar Wright's "Hot Fuzz"
>The Students are the most boring, basic fucking Normies in the world. They all wear what's popular, and each one of them wears the exact same clothes, the exact same fragrances, the exact same hairstyles, and the exact same shoes!
>It's like a plot introduction for an episode of The Marvellous Misadventures of Flapjack (Top class show, btw, really miss it)
>AND, to make matters worse...
(pic related)
THIS IS THEIR PROUDEST PHOTOGRAPHY WORK!!!!
>THIS is what their photography department has the gaul to call art
>I'm in fucking Purgatory, lads
Share your opinions on their artwork, boys!
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UPDATE: They're playing heart radio over the intercom
Nicki Manaj
>Wtf is this shit!
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>>39599067
What's that photo in the middle?
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>>39599242
The photos in the middle are of a row of bicycles and three photos of an electric toothbruch (used)
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watching anime every day during puberty indoctrinated me into liking asian women way more than white women
when i hear a japanese woman's voice IRL, my heart flutters
anime permanently altered my brain
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>>39598998
asian women only look like that because of surgery
pic on the left is a collection of jaw shavings
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>>39599207
There is no "Asian women." You are talking about Korean women. Korea is the plastic surgery meme country. And not every woman needs plastic surgery.
Photo comparisons like that are made by plastic surgery clinics because they are cases where surgery was a good idea and made a substantial difference. They don't mean that this is what all Korean women look like before they get surgery.
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>>39599207
>tfw a soft jawline is apparently more attractive
>tfw male
welp
fucking kill me
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So I work next door to a store that is entirely employed with qts. I love them all but the one I like best is perfect in every way. We have made small talk plenty of times because she always comes to buy her lunch in my store. Naturally I give her discounts and free shit all the time (I do this with all of them, and they return the favor sometimes). Anyway today we were talking and she mentioned she was moving to another city in a month. I ballsed up and asked her out for a drink, she was all smiley and stuff like she was expecting it. She said yes and gave me her number, told me to text her. We both have closing shifts but I get out earlier than her. I texted her when I got off asking which day works for her since I don't have a night off for over a week. And she never fucking responded.
What the fuck robots. Why do girls do this? Why not just say no if she's not interested? I barely know her and she's moving anyway, plus with the way I behave socially it's not like things can get more awkward at work. Fucking fuck man, I thought I got my own perfect angel for a month
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You know what you have to do Anon. You are too good for this world. Show them. Show them all.
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>>39599017
I don't have a gun anon
And I'm technically homeless and a non resident of the state I am in so I can't get one, even if I wanted to, before you ask why not
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>>39599107
You have at least one functioning hand, don't you?
WHY THE FUCK IS NOBODY EVER RESPONDING TO ANY OF MY POSTS WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE HATED BY EVERYONE ON EVERY SINGLE CORNER OF THIS WORLD. EVEN ON A SHITTY IMAGEBOARD FILLED WITH NEETS AND DEGENERATES I'M STILL THE LOWEST OF THE LOWEST
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M DOING A SUICIDE LIVESTREAM TOMORROW VOTE: ROPE, KINFE, GUN OR BLEACH
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>>39598945
Don'tworry, i got (you) homie
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>>39598945
Here have a reply.
This is not original
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>>39598945
maybe its cause you're a faggot op idk
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problems with conversation
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hi all,
i have no problem making conversation with people around random subjects. like i'll be next to someone in class or in a line and i'll be able to point out something or crack a joke and have a pleasant conversation develop. however, i am unable to find a slot in the conversation to introduce myself or ask the others persons name. the conversation usually just keeps going and is very fun and entertaining, and then the class will recommence, or the line will move along and it will naturally end. the other person will have a great impression of me, but not know my name.
does anyone have any tips or tricks to introduce your name or ask for the other persons name, or look for a point to reach out the hand for a handshake. I am unable to and have missed out on getting to know a lot of people after a great initial chat.
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>>39598903
Nice wall faggot. pretty shit shop overall
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>>39598903
"Hi I'm [your name]"
It's that simple
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>>39598903
If you can't find a good spot to say your name, you can always tack it on at the end with a little finesse. For example
>And by the way, my name is _____; and you are...?
>Great, it was nice to meet you!
Obviously it doesn't have to be that straightforward, but you get the idea
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What do you say when /r9k/ boys beg you to cum inside them
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kilIl yourself faggot
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>>39598882
You do it. Why wouldn't you? I've met up with and had sex with seven gaybots, and I have NO intention of stopping anytime soon.
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>>39598905
>I've met up with and had sex with seven gaybots
I refuse to believe this
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guys... what are we gonna do about the body
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We're gonna go in the woods and bury it 5-6 feet deep
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I'll eat it. Get my a gallon of hickory sauce
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Mr Krabs did nothing wrong in that episode