Got two more matches, need an opener for this roast before I

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The heavy roast. Thought I'd start us off with this one, try something different.

Hey slut suck my Subway hoagie

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>>39599092
I see. I see. Hope this goes over well.

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>>39599184
What did she meant by this?

Response?

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Got another match. I really should just sleep though.

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>>39599331
Send pic related

>>39599406
Ask for pussy pics.

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>>39599406
>"Have you got cancer"
>"Want to suck a dick before you die"

Your choice laddy

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>>39599520
Can't send images, only some gif bullshit.
>>39599564
Shit too slow m8.

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>>39599593
Meamt to send these in one image, clicked the wrong file.

moar pics of natalie???

natalie's fucking hot, too bad she's 5'11. being that tall is like being a manlet.

If you get tinder matches, you need to GET OUT NORMIE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Unless it's a ChadFish tinder account then go wild.

>>39599609
>>39599593
Anon are you fucking retarded? lmao

He clearly told you to send the picture of the baby with the weird facial expression but you sent the fucking text. Then when he told you to "ask for pussy pics" you literally typed that....

>>39599878
t. king of manlets
her height should be fine for anyone above 6'2

>>39599921
don't all the funny manlet guide memes say 6'2 is too tall? I'm 5'10 (and a HALF) so i just scroll past them

>>39599921
No, 5'11 is too tall for a female

>>39599921
I'm 6'2" and I want a tall gf that is my height with heels

>>39600172
I think those "guides" list 6'3-6'6 as the perfect male height. 5'10 is literally king of manlets tier.
>>39600194
t. insecure beta
>>39600388
me too mate

>>39600396
I've dated plenty of short girls and it just feels weird desu. I want a girl that is my height when we go out so we look like a good couple

>>39599070
>5'11
>Probably taller than you
Why are Americucks such manlets?

>>39599609
>>39599593
>>39599184
>>39599083
>>39599070
you are fucking retarded you cant even send a normal funny reply

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>>39599070
wtf 5'11 is tall in burgerland?

Where is she? I'll take her on a date, since OP clearly is not man enough for her.

>>39600458
5'9 is average for a male, 5'11 is extremely tall for a female

>>39600561
Apparently in the 99th percentile of US women

>>39600561
>5'11
>greater than 5'9
This measurement system is so terrible.

>>39600396
yeah okay THANKS FOR THE FUCKING REMINDER

>>39600649
>11 is greater than 9
>this confuses you
Are you that retarded?

>>39601233
Because he's a robot. Two 1s isn't 11, they're separate digits.

>>39601233
Or maybe he is European that is not too familiar with teh indeed fucked up system of Americucks. For example in Europe 5,9 (of whatever, liters, kilograms whatever) is more than 5,11. But it just happens that one foot = 12 inches. America has indeed fucked up measuring systems.

>>39601355
No one can be dumb enough to mistake a ' for a , though. It's not that hard to see that 11 is bigger than 9 and that the 5 is a separate thing.

>>39601233
Most numbers I deal with are in base ten. Sometimes in base two or base sixteen, but they still use decimal separators the normal way.
The American length measurements are even worse than the fucking American date format.

>>39601355
>yuropoors dont even understand that 11>9

Lmao, no wonder you guys take in so many refugees, you hope they can think for you

>>39599184
>>39599593
>>39599609
These threads always suck because the OP is such a fucking faggot.
Just once, i'd like to see someone actually getting some numbers or their snapchats, instead of this faggot shit

>>39601385
>>39601668
And it's no wonder you become minority in USA as well... I clearly said in my post that maybe he didn't know that a foot = 12 inches, maybe he thought it's 10 inches (which would make more fucking sense), thus he saw "11" as 0,11 and not a whole.

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>>39602050
Why are you so upset, friend?
Is it because I'm using my real account, name, and pictures? Getting actual matches? Throwing them away for cheap laughs?
Are you upset that you can't even get that far and want to live vicariously through me?

Here, this "girl" might be more your speed, my friend.

>>39603483
Lol dude you're not helping yourself

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>>39603723
Brilliant. What a great way to a girl (male)'s heart.

do you want to be my mommy gf?

Post fat one

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>>39604590
Her profile? She hasn't responded yet if that's what you mean.

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>>39604590
>>39605243
Here's heavyroast's profile.

>>39599070

fucking ROASTIE WHORE DIEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

t. 5'7 robot manlet.

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>>39605243
Still need a response for "her", boys.

What is "she" amazing at giving?

>>39606242
Birth

This is an original comment

>>39605243
hey there thicco, mind if I have a little licko?

>>39602395
11 is great than 9.

>yuropoors can't understand American measurement but Americans can understand non-American measurement
Surely we're in the wrong.