>tfw want a cute trap gf >but they don't exist in Australia

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>tfw want to be a cute trap and I live in australia

>>39599149
How cute are you? Where do you live?

>>39599128
Can't you fags keep this shit on your containment board?

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>want a QT boi BF
>there's none where I live
Any Canadian QT bois here?

>>39599258
can't you fuck off out of this gay thread you closet fag

>>39599128
Plenty live here, which state are you in?

>>39599335
I'm in Washington and about a 3 hour drive from Canada <:

>>39599356
QueensIand.
In Townsville to be exact.

>>39599258
this IS our containment board

>>39599199
Very
Melbourne

>>39599354
There fucking 5-6 gay threads up at any one time.
Its obnoxious when you already have a board. At least make a general and keep it contained there.

>>39599444
oh no are we being obnoxious? who gives a fuck about your complaints dumbo

They're all in Melbourne (what a fucking shock lmao).

Any cute traps in the Isa? No? Didn't fucking think so.

>>39599128
>>tfw want a cute trap gf
>>but they don't exist in Australia
Dumb sissy Aussie boi.

>>39599535

I'm pretty sure they're all in Sydney given the massive amount of sodomites at Mardi Gras.

S U N S H I N E C O A S T
PLEASE I NEED A QT NEAR ME

Find one on the internet and fly them up here faggot

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>yurop
>don't know where to find qt bois
help

>>39599616
>Anonymous
Not trap but i am also in Sunshine coast

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any GFs at gold coast/brisbane

need to do a big cum

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>Gaystralians
HAHAHAHA

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NO POOFTAS

>>39599806
Wanna eat my was bb? ;;)))

>>39599616
I'll be your gf if you come hang out with me
Hinterland????

>>39600375
SIPPY DOWNS

>>39599128
Traps exist in Australia, I can assure you.
Especially if you live in NSW.

T. Australian that would become a cute trap if not for the fact I'm an ugly monster.

>>39599395
/tttt/ is for disgusting hons, /r9k/ is for cute traps
>>39599149
This.
>>39599595
>>39599611
This. NSW is FULL of LGBT.
I live in NSW so I would know.

>>39599872
Australian shitposting gets even better when you're a poofta

>>39599806
Not looking for a trap but also in sunshine coast

>>39600480
You can be my gf too ;;;))))

>>39600465
LANDSBOROUGH
I would kill to live near the uni. I have never seen so many qts in one area before. I wish I wasn't a stupid fuck and would attend.

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NEED NEWCASTLE NSW GF/TRAP BF

>>39600531
So many trashy thots dude, its actually disgusting. I don't go, but my housemates do.

>>39600531
Ay I fly over Landsborough all the time. Not a qt but I'd cuddle.

>>39600566
I'd never get to fuck a cute uni girl anyway so I'm content just admiring these thotties from afar when they wear cute clothes.
How is it living over there? I know a guy living in Sippy for like $100 a week with a bunch of housemates but he was only deferring study.

>>39600609
I'm very cuddly Anon. I-I just bought new sheets too.

>>39599368
Castle Hill here...

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>>39599128
>tfw qt trapezoid

>>39599368
Stay out of my city, faggot

>wanting traps in this fucking army and uni slut shithole

My condolences

All of you dumb Americans(Canada new Zealand Britain and Australia are also part of America) and yuropoors complain about tfw no trap gf while I live in Israel and I can only dream of having one

>>39600669
120 a week, new house with NBN, sharing with some childhood friends from up north. Nice place. I work out at yandina though, but it's pretty quick drive up the highway.

>>39600697
>>39600609
>>39600480
>>39600465
>>39600375
>>39599806
Holy shit Sunshine Coast bots wtf. We should hang out sometime and take turns gangbanging the qt'est

>>39600719
Where you at fellow townsville bro

>>39600775
Kirwan friend, in bed shitposting currently. How about you?

>>39600800
Castle hill. Just watching some UFO documentaries.

>>39600825
can i come watch them too, maybe you could be my gf tonight

>>39600836
I was hoping you could be my gf instead.
You're a pretty trap yes?

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>>39600714
now post your dick out

>>39600847
uhhhh

I'm boyish and look young! but im not exactly feminine friend

>>39600868
Ye neither. Gym too much but have a gut now. Well that sure failed

>>39600734
GodIWishThatWasMe. Some day when I'm not a NEET.

>>39600765
Knowing there's other bots on the coast makes me feel not so alone. Meet at the paddle boats at the Plaza.

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How many of you 'traps' are just ugly/masculine guys who wish they were cute?
feels bad man.

>>39599356
I want my copy of Kingdom Hearts back

>>39600879
Fug

Want to smoke weed and shitpost instead? xddddd

>>39600906
Anon I dont smoke and never have. I-I hope you arent mad

>>39600896
this is me
not this post, not the person behind this post, but the concept of this post. i identify more with this post than i do with my true self. was i ever here, or was there just this post and that was what brought me into this miserable life?

>>39600927
w-would you like to take other drugs with me

tfw everyone in this city is an army chad or blue collar normie

>>39600955
Used to do a bit but not so much these days kirwanfriend. These fucking clowns its hard to make friends here. Normies and stacies everywhere, but at least the stacies are nice to look at

>>39600884
The reason you felt alone in the first place is the fact that robots don't like leaving the house. Me included. What plaza are you referring to

>>39600974
Yeah, I saw some tall Taylor swift looking stacies ass at willows today when she bent over. Probably the highlight of my week in my pathetic life.

are you a uni fag or worker bee anon?

>>39600975
I-I don't like leaving either anon. I probably wouldn't ever meetup with any anons cause I'd just embarrass myself or bore them. But it's nice to know that they exist within 20km of me.
Sunshine Plaza btw. It's the only "plaza" I know of on the coast anyway.

>>39601000
Ah dude. I saw some girl walking on the strand and the wind blew up her dress. Saw a black thong. Drove home and beat off furiously. Yep.
Im white collar, how about yourself?

>>39601011
Are you a qt? I'll suck your dick if you are.

>>39600938
What's your sexuality anon?
Why do you want to be a trap?
Do you have AGP?

>>39599128
Why don't you just get a biological female? They're objectively better.

>>39601021
Comfy man.

nah im neet trash. Think im going to off myself soon, life's a bit of a meme for me at this point

>>39601031
Don't test me, anon. I'm desperate.

>>39601052
Eh dont do that. Ive been working for 3 years now and earn a good living, especially compared to cost of living in townsville. Its fun gaming and being a shutin. Do you have any hobbies

>>39601050
The reality is that most trap lovers want to be traps themselves, have AGP or are repressed LGBT.
But nah boys are better in every circumstances.

>>39601011
Ah yea I realized after I replied to you that there really is only one big plaza on the sunshine coast. I wouldn't know because I very rarely leave the house. I left today for a nice walk though, tried to face my anxiety head on. No one can tell I'm a robot anyway, I try to blend in with the ultra normies with my surfer-like hair and just pretend I'm not really panicking in every situation. The streets near kings beach are pretty nice to walk when there's no one around

>>39601064
Post legs suncoast qt ;))

>>39601072
Nah not really man, I play vidya / drink a lot and shitpost.

That's about it unfortunately

>>39601111
What do you play? Im playing some pubg but im not very competitive

>>39601081
You sound qt anon. Wanna get ice cream and hold hands at the beach together?

>>39601140
league and runescape mainly at the moment

>>39601041
biscum
i just wanna be the girl, anon. none of that AGP stuff, even if it's accurate. /lgbt/ is full of weirdos, even by chan standards.

>>39601167
get on dat pubg mang
how long you been in townsville for? ive been here around 16 months and i have 0 friends

>>39601081
Where abouts in Caloundra do you live anon? I won't come stalk you but I might go to Caloundra tomorrow with a friend and I can come yell something near your place and bring some joy 2 ur life. We'll have a little code word.

>>39601085
Do u like big calves and blonde leg hair bb? >:3

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any aussies just wanna add steam and chat or play games or some shit? no gay shit

>>39601145
Oh boy...uh... I'm not sure if I swing that way. That is, if you're a guy.

>>39601199
That would be pretty nice... But I'm not in Caloundra this weekend unfortunately. I'm in Brisbane for the weekend to see my father. Thank you for the offer though, that's very kind. Also I'm in the Shelly Beach area plz don't stalk me

>>39601197
like 4 years now anon, no friends either want to be friends? Got a contact method?

>>39601201
post steam ausbot

>>39601201
Play what games?

>>39601259
as >>39601264 posted, do you have steam?

>>39601277
yes but I can't remember my username kek, post yours and I'll add you ;_;

>>39601201
FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL!

>>39601264
>>39601277
This. Post steam?

>>39601301
lol i cant find mine either, do you havea a throwaway email or something

>>39601254
Aww that's a shame. Well I'll keep it in mind in the future. I'll get my friend to play some shitty music in his car and I'll yell out asking for a qtpie gf or some equally unfunny shit around Shelly beach. Keep an ear out senpai.

>>39601320
[email protected]

(Throwaway obviously)

>>39601334
I'll definitely look out for you when I'm around :3

>>39601383
>[email protected]
alright cool, sent you a msg

>>39599128
Same bud.....

I'm sorry too

I feel your pain
Sincerely

>>39599128
>>tfw want a biologically female gf
>>but they don't exist in Australia

SHELL I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!

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tfw live in shithole without any cutes and I can't find any cute femboy with a big deek to lust over me and frot with me and fuck me hard then switch places.
I am 5'6" 18yo and have a 7.5-8"x6" benis and nobody to enjoy myself with

Btw it's not Europe or US so it's even worse

96.7% of strayas poofters live in nsw