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>>38933399
>be me
>windowed office
>full internet access
>every now and then talk to a truck driver or one of the security guards I "supervise"
>$30 an hour
>full medical and dental
>401(k)
>profit sharing plan because I work for the company and I'm not a rent a cop
>8 weeks vacation every year
Call me a wagie all you like, NEET loser. I'm on fuckin' easy street.

>>38933490
They always come

Keep paying for me anon I'm having a good time

>>38933499
I'm having a good time too, neetie, and I don't begrudge you your neetbux. Just don't assume everyone is jealous of you.

>>38933393
>voting
No thanks senpai. Give me a non-democratic bureaucratic socialist government pls.

One and only bump. I know /r9k/ can have a good discussion about this.

Only people who have undergone psychiatric evaluations that show they aren't mental, who don't have a major criminal record (things like driving over the speed limit doesn't count; murder does), who have been tested for having high critical thinking skills, and who are over the age of 28 when cognitive skill development has reached its peak for most people.

All these will be evaluated by non-governmental affiliates whose members remain anonymous to prevent corruption.

>>38933289
Don't. Fuck them.

Because you can't go around calling girls stacies and abusing them for fucking chads, anon.

You don't have to do shit. I withhold my words because it's not worth being honest or engaging in conversation with someone I don't like, but I don't change my words to try to fit their mold of preconceived normalcy. Fuck em.

>>38933282
You either serious strained or possibly tore the gluteal ligament or local fascia. Go see a doctor but until then try to find ways not to stress it(walking, sitting down, cross legs, putting pressure on it or stretching it in general) until then and have a pillow and icepack on the area. If its not hurting to a degree that you can't function and can sit on it then you more than likely just strained it but leaving it unchecked will fucking haunt you later as will any tear left alone.

>>38933408
Thank you. It does not hurt as bad as a tear would. (i tore a muscle before) and I can do most things normally. I just have a problem doing certain movements and gettting up from a low seat.
I somehow wiggled it before and popped it back into its place. It stopped hurting completely. Does this happen?

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>>38933595
Yes it does. Also the fascia is a tissue layer surrounding the muscle to prevent chafing between them not the muscle itself. Some liquid is probably trapped somewhere due to minor inflammation and you moving it releases it. Otherwise its just the rest of the muscle being stressed a bit for picking up the slack of the strained area so when you move from a rested(relative to the fibers, certain movements may not involve them enough and others would hence why the specific set would cause this)position to a more stretched position the fibers stretch and knots loosen in that area instead of just being stretched uncomfortably but they'll form again.
You should honestly get it checked out if you can because it could be something more than a strain but if it feels better after the popping then try some routine glute stretches to see if that helps.

>>38933250
>KiwiReilly
Oh no, what are the farmers up to this time...

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Just when she thought she was becoming friends with ecelebs and voice actresses she never met. This is going to be the nail in Christine's coffin.

>>38933250
wtf did chris taint do this time

Yeah, I'm sure it was an accident anon. Sure it was.

RIP, Birdie.

Just goes to show there are no guarantees in this crazy world.

You monster you killed crowbro

Can someone give a step by step rundown of how to get from no girl wanting to even talk to you to >>38933182?

thx

>>38933182
C'mon, OP. Gotta tell us how this happened.

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>>38933182
enjoy it while it lasts. soon enough your relationship with you and your "soulmate" *WILL* go to shit and that's just the honest truth.

I know this feel.

Albeit, it is slightly different. Instead of household chores, I prefer personal service, like giving massages, fetching drinks, taking care of her clothing, etc.

>tfw I will never be a qt handmaiden to a qt cis domme gf

Why must life torment me so?

>>38933222
>I prefer personal service, like giving massages, fetching drinks, taking care of her clothing, etc.
I'd like that as well
I want to do everything
everything she desires

Nice thread. You guys are hilarious.

But yeah, "dominant women" don't exist. They ALL want a Chad to put them in their place.

I applaud google for taking action against this sexist pig who wrote that horrible manifesto.

>Please girls, have sex with me

Read about it, not much we can do unfortunately. Google basically owns the internet.

It doesn't matter if half the board of directors secretly agreed with this guy -- you can't publicly be opposed to Women in Tech as a modern corporation. I would have voted to have this guy fired as well. What else were they going to do? Make /r9k/ the first result of every search and put Egg White in charge of their public relations?

A company needs non-controversial congruency if it wants to make money and not be raped by the media.

This is how exactly Asians are born.
I know not everyone had good education in the school but c'mon man.

>>38933077
And niggers are born after fucking someone in the ass

I wonder this. I assume it would fill up until the pressure got too much then she would contract her muscles and spray your piss out of her cunt at high speed through the gap between your cock and her vagina walls. I assume it can't be too bad for the woman.

>>38933025
>wake up
>go on some subreddits that interest me
>browse r9k afterwards
>save random pictures I like
>do shit irl
>browse r9k again
>sleep

>wake up
>sit on PC
>go on 4chan for a random amount of time
>watch an episode or two of something
>back to 4chan
>maybe a video game for an hour or two
>back to 4chan
>go to sleep
>rinse repeat daily

>wake up
>read the jew york times
>go on nationstates
>go on /r9k/
>eat
>binge TV shows
>dinner
>movie/shitposting/vidya/anime, depends

My mood is pretty great, but it goes downhill at night, hence why I make efforts to go to bed early

I *really* like dogs, if you know what I mean

>>38933021
tell her you like dogs so much you'd fuck her dog
logically this means she'll like you so much she'll wanna fuck you

Are you a archeoIogist?

>>38932975
#2 someone has to tell OP he's a faggot

/thread 10/10

>>38932988
#3 Life is shit. A spic will take your job. A nigger will take your oneitis. You'll never feel normal again.

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>>38932974
>started to educate myself on issues such as feminism
stopped

>>38932974
Wasn't Rubens gay and the "women" he depicted were usually just men with tits and no dong?

I never understood what idiots like this are going on about. Men are attracted to all sorts of women, the THICC meme is prominent on all the meme sites as well as in spic and nigger cultures.

I'm ashamed to say it, but porn actually made me attracted to all types of women. Before that, I was attracted to a very specific standard. Tight body, medium ass, somewhat big tits, nice face, all that.

There is no "society" which harms women for their body types. In reality, men are very welcoming of all types of women. The actual problem here is that women feel oppressed because not all of them can get Chad. That's what this all boils down to.

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What the original fuck OP

orange

>8 years old
>have a big yard with a bunch of rocks
>every day I'd go outside and I'd pick one up, had to use both hands cause some were pretty big for a kid
>threw it as far as I could to try getting it across
>one throw each day to see how many day's itd take to cross the yard
>finally get right to the edge, need one more little throw to make it to the end.
>some reason I don't just, chuck it very lightly
>go for the VERTICAL THROW thinking I can throw it straight up and have it go just a little horizontally
>throw up
>look up
>rock comes down
>rko

Woke up a minute later to my brother carrying me inside. They still make fun of me to this day.

>>38932872
Wait so instead of training your dog, you decide to hate your neighbor? They must have been overjoyed when your deadbeat ass moved out.