Help me get it in boys. Dubs decides what I say.

I *really* like dogs, if you know what I mean

>>38933021
tell her you like dogs so much you'd fuck her dog
logically this means she'll like you so much she'll wanna fuck you

Are you a archeoIogist?

>>38933021
>matches with someone who isn't obese

Yeah how about fuck off you don't need our help there's nothing we could tell you you're the top 2nd percentile here

>>38933021
"What's your favorite horror movie and why the fuck isn't it Evil Dead 2 you plebbit"

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>>38933034

no lol I am fucking retarded, see attached my failures

>>38933052
>multiple women

Yea just go

Ask her if she knows mojojojo

>>38933021
Ask her to live stream with you both becoming an heroes

Is your hair as red as your period?

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>>38933133

Well here's hoping I guess

>>38933189
Perfect. gl OP

>>38933189
i bet her roastie pussy is already flowing. gj op

>>38933189
good shit op, if she says yes you have to come thru

>>38933081
there have always been decent looking guys on r9k, it was never exclusively repulsive guys

>>38933052
>no lol I am fucking retarded, see attached my failures
dude, you really fucked up by not closing the deal with sarah. she seems awesome.

>>38933265

There was nothing doing I'm so used to failed tinder convos I can tell straight away

>>38933052
respond to sarah you dickhead

>>38933283
it's always worth the hail mary of asking for their number

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>>38933265
>>38933286

Go ahead my men

>>38933306
"I hate your taste in music"

>>38933306
say "you're really cute but I need a closer look at those knockers. Coffee?"

it'll work trust me

>>38933306
>starting off by asking her if you please her
it's her that should be pleasing you, pleb

>>38933306
>I'm only replying to your message two days late to tell you to go fuck yourself

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>>38933189

Heh-heh-heh-heh jesus

Dubs again

>>38933021

Grab your dog, take a picture of you holding him, and text her promptly with that photo. There, now your foot's in the door and your dick's halfway to her puss.

>>38933365
That reaction is so fucking manufactured

>>38933021
How big is her penis?
Have you ever had sex with a girl who lacked a vagina before?

>>38933388
Oh shit op, gotta ask that now

>>38933365
Dark like all the willies you've taken

>>38933365
not as dark as the black cock i want to see you get fucked by while I jack off in the corner

>>38933365
I may have to try that one.

>>38933365
"Jasmine this is very very serious get your shit together this is not a time for jokes"

>>38933365
Wow I can't even fucking watch this I have to pray to god and literally plan my answers out just to get rejected after soul crushing anxiety and this fuck can just say whatever lol and get any girl in the world

I guess being a good person means nothing. I guess personality means nothing. Just be born with hair and not be traumatized with abuse your whole life.

>>38933365
"That's not a fucking answer, cunt"

quints and i dox OP

>>38933133
>>38933400
2/2 dubs. tonight has been quite successful

>>38933365
Almost as dark as my neighbours child's asshole.

>>38933488
checked the fucking shit out of these dubbs

>>38933488
Welp
I was hoping to post something wholesome and help OP but I guess this is the route we're taking

>>38933021
Ask her to the all night sci fi marathon at the Astor this Saturday. They're playing existenz and tetsuo: the iron man

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>>38933488

Sorry try again I thought the thread died

>>38933505
Not OP, but I'm going to that with this autismo girl from my work. Wish me luck

>>38933501
He doesn't need help. He doesn't need anything. He could probably talk about fingering a child's ass hole and still get a date.

>>38933529
On what grounds? I dont see any reason why he would still get a date after admitting to pedophilia

>>38933514
Welp your conversation is done it ends right there literally even saying "pornography" to a women dries them up fast. The child asshole joke would have made her laugh and kept it up. GG no regrets.

>>38933556
The fact that he has 20 matches and I've used tinder for 3 years and never got a single match except 3 freakishly obese girls.

>>38933577

Post pic of urself laddo

>>38933577
Fuck that's pretty bad. I'm average looking and I've gotten about 80 in the past 18 months, though I swipe right on more than 50% of girls. That said while I may match with a decent amount of women, most don't respond when I try to initiate conversation, so it's the same end result.

>>38933577
I guess I forgot where I was and the kind of people im talking to
Just because he's had matches before doesnt mean he can land a date with any of them
Your lack of success is not an indicator that anyone who can get matches also gets dates

>>38933021

TOWNSVILLE REPRESENT

K E L SO
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4815 here, where are you?

>>38933632

In the city mate - where's the weed at??

>>38933632
Not OP but 4810, Castle Hill here

>>38933659
I have free weed on the south side of town around martin Luther king jr blvd go there and wear a bunch of expensive stuff so I know it's you and walk around with your cash in hand

>>38933021
"i'M GONNA KILL MYSELF IF YOU DON'T AGREE TO LET ME HAVE SEX WITH YOU OR YOUR DOG. I'M AT THE END OF MY ROPE, PLEASE HELP ME"

>>38933306
>we all G
fucking retards trying to sound hip need gas immediately.

>>38933403
>>38933405
cuckold hiveminds on suicidewatch

>>38933081
r9k is a state of mind, you can look like anything

>>38933052
>hey nice face btw

what the fuck

>>38933323
Trying for this again.

>>38934182
yeah wtf OP

keep us updated dont let the thread die yo

>>38933021
Say: "I can be your slave and lick your feet if you want me to."