the universe has just given me my soul mate Idk how i feel robots

Can someone give a step by step rundown of how to get from no girl wanting to even talk to you to >>38933182?

thx

>>38933182
C'mon, OP. Gotta tell us how this happened.

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>>38933182
enjoy it while it lasts. soon enough your relationship with you and your "soulmate" *WILL* go to shit and that's just the honest truth.

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>>38933182
Only a matter of time until she cucks you, you were weak anon, thats why you ended up in this situation in the first place. Is it really so uncommon for a female to have ulterior motives when dating people like yourself and I? When she realises she can easily attain more/gets bored of you/can't leech any more money for you it will go down the drain anon. Don't get too attached. Women are heartless.

She'll cheat on you and you'll be back here in a few months

>>38933204
>>38933214
>>38933226
happened with in a week there isnt even a how it happened moment, i happened to meet a girl while walking my dog started talking out of nowhere, i asked for her number, we instantly matched keep in mind im the quietest guy on the planet, some how it felt like i was talking with a best friend i can't explain it properly but felt like magic

Talked for 3/4 hours on the phone everyday since and went on a first date

10/10
Felt amazing, looks wise shes got everything i find attractive

She told me she loved me1 hour ago from now and ive been hit with some spell

Im intoxicated

Sorry phone posting is hard

>>38933379
I wish I could believe you.
But if this is real, good luck, and hold onto it as long as you can.

>>38933371
Fuck off and let him enjoy himself.

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>>38933394
We'll see if he's still enjoying himself when he's posting on here about how he lost the first love of his life to chad and wants to kill himself because it feels too bad then shall we?

>>38933443
If he's always worried about that happening then he's more likely to fuck it up. There's a chance that never happens. There's a chance that this works. Let him take his chances.

>>38933182
Don't worry anon. Enjoy your life and don't come back here

Happy to hear, anon :)

Hope it lasts.

>>38933379
Either you have found your soulmate.

Or you're in for a wild ride.

>>38933204

Not OP but the same thing just happened to me. I was a 29 year old virgin with really bad social skills.

Basically around age 26 after severe depression and near suicide I started working my ass off to get into PT school, taking the pre-req classes. As I got older I got better at social situations but was still really bad.

As part of this I had to shadow PT's which meant cold calling them, meeting them, pseudo-'interviewing', and then spending hours interacting with patients. At first it was horrible, I'd just stand there quietly when I was supposed to be engaging the patient and more than a few of them made fun of me or mentioned it.

I really hated it but I kept going. I slowly got better to the point where I passed as a normie albeit a boring and shy one. Most of my personality was tied up in obscure virgin shit I couldn't share with people. While I was taking my pre-reqs I also took up running and lost all my fat.

Eventually I got accepted to grad school and moved across the country to attend. Classes don't start for another few weeks, so a few days ago I made an online dating profile, wrote a funny page, and spent a few hours getting a single good picture.

She messaged me. We spent a few minutes chatting and I asked her out, she said yes. She was easier to talk to than anyone in my entire life, we made each other laugh, we shared all the same beliefs opinions and perspectives. She asked me out on a second date during the first. It lasted all day and night and rambled all over town. It took me so long to kiss her even though I knew it was time. Physicality just felt so foreign to me. I finally did. Then this last weekend we had sex. Got 3 more things planned right now. Even if I lose her or this goes nowhere I am so fucking glad this happened.

To all you little robots out there, don't give up. Work on making yourself better. You'll never be perfect or fully normal, but you can be good enough. It's worth it. Oh my God it's so fucking worth it.

>>38933571
It's posts like yours and OP's that give me that ever-so-rare feeling in my gut: Hope.

>>38933571
You're just a failed normie. Stop spreading false hope.
> As I got older I got better at social situations but was still really bad.
I AM older and it never got better. Get the fuck off this board.

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>When you're entire being is founded on hopelessness and negativity and you see people attempting to spread hope and positivity

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>>38933616
>when failed chads/normies finally get handed a gf on a platter and tell every robot they can do it too.

>>38933571
>>38933182
Thank you guys. I'm going to keep trying. Maybe there's someone out there for me too.

>>38933371
>implying anyone who doesn't get laid/find love early in their life is 100% doomed to remain that way

worthless life denying post if you're trying to portray life accurately and just hopeless garbage if you're trying to troll.

>actually poisoning yourself by typing like this

>>38933643

Anon I had to go look for her. I had to do a fuckton of work to make myself into a halfway desirable person and then find her.

That's the thing, you're never going to get handed a GF. You can do it too but you have to try. If I didn't try I'd still be living with my parents fantasizing about jumping off the local bridge every night.

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>>38933594
>there can be no true despair without hope

Meanwhile the OP's life has become thr Welcome to the NHK meme.

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>>38933661
>>actually poisoning yourself by typing like this
Yes, im sure making that post just now made me as ugly and autistic as i currently am. My bad

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>>38933379
>asked for her number

So it'll never happen to me then.

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>>38933668
Of course despair exists along with hope. It's two sides of a coin. You can't shun hope because you think it will always lead to despair.

>>38933674
believe in the meme my son

>>38933694
When you meet your soul mate, there will be much unspoken connection, and you will act accordingly. Failing that, fate will force your hand.

>>38933667
>You can do it too but you have to try
It's a bit past my time for that. I gave up a long time ago. Trying won't get me anywhere now.

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>>38933705
>you will act accordingly
No I won't
>fate will force your hand
Fate can't force me to do shit.

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>>38933698
You can, I practice this daily, if i didn't do this I might have killed myself by now, I find it's better to stay at a constant but bearable low than a slight increase then an ultra low.

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>>38933182
Proud of you OP, see you in a couple months when you get cucked and go back to your usual spiel

>failed normie gets a gf
Ghyuz u can do et too xdd just be urself and fate will work hahaha it was so natural :3

>>38933726
I can't see that as any way to live. Life is full of ups and downs, it's just natural. But I don't let it stop me.

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>When the goyim start clinging to hope and appreciating love

>>38933789
My life doesn't have any ups, and if there are they ultimately lead to bigger downs, downs which i am no emotionally equipped to deal with. It's better if i just stay down and do nothing this way for me. Atleast I won't die because i'm not doing anything to make it abhorrently worse than it already is.

>>38933807
>when the underaged faggots can't even greentext or post a meme without revealing themselves

See ya in 3 months OP

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>When you're shilling to keep young white men depressed and hopeless but some guy starts memeing you out of the thread

>>38933877
How do you know OP is white? How do you know that this thread didn't cheer up some nonwhite people?

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>>38933897
I thought about making that "westerners" in general but the real power of change still lies mostly in the young white men.

>>38933182
Well as much as i hate you for it, im kind of glad that love can happen for you.
You got extremely lucky, dont take it for granted buddy.

>>38933182
Cucked by Chad etc etc

I give this thread 24 hours.

>>38933204
Here's how it went for me as a 25 year old KHHV:
>Went to a friend's birthday
>Crack some jokes while playing Card Against Humanity
>Girl there seemed a little into me, but we hardly talk
>Tell other friend she might be into me
>Couple of months later friend and I run into her on the way home from graduation
>He jokes about how I should invite her to a "private party"
>Invite her to my little graduation party at home (along with other friends)
>Again, we barely talk, but I think it at least got the message across that I want to know her better
>Few weeks later friends organize a little get-together
>Two friends keep pestering me to ask her out, right in front of her
>Later that evening I tell her I'd like to go out with her, but can't really figure out what to do since I'm new to this
>We go out on a date at a local restaurant
>At her birthday she sits close to me and we hold hands
>She hugs me as I leave
>Couple of dates later I get the feeling I'm going too slow for her, so I nut up and just ask her how she feels about me being new to all of this (she's had a few boyfriends before me)
>She says she's a little worried about taking the initiative because I might not be ready yet
>We sit down on a nice bench in a park and I ask her if it's alright for me to kiss her
>First kiss
>Kiss a lot more
>Ask her if I should call her "my girlfriend" or "a girl friend"
>From that point on she was my first girlfriend
That was exactly 4 months ago today. She broke up with me exactly a month ago too. I learned a lot from our time together and I feel like I've grown a lot as a person.

>>38933182
Good luck, OP. I'm really happy for you. I hope you two will be happy together.
Word of warning, however; make sure you find your own source of happiness and don't rely too much on her. Don't take her for granted. That was my mistake. When she broke it off, I crashed hard and blacked out for a good 10 minutes before realizing what was going on.

>>38933375
This. Talking from experience

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>>38933182
Good job, OP.
I've been saying this for years: We'll all make it, bros.

We'll make it one day.

>>38933182
I'm happy for you anon. But just don't take it too seriously when she breaks up with you. 80% of relationships end like that. Just don't put her on a pedestal and cuddle all the time and the relationship should lost a couple years. Good luck anon, you've made it farther than any of us.

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>>38935312
Thanks xizz you gunna make it too :)

Have some fresh of in the meantime

>>38935312
Man hearing that makes me tear up a little. We'll all make it if we try in life, good luck to everybody in this board.

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>>38935312
>>38935566
it's been 9 years since i became 20. are you for real? is there any hope for me too? a damaged and faulty individual?

>>38935659
YOU'RE 20? Get out there dude!
OP is 28 and he managed to find his soulmate, Don't look down on yourself, just approach life with confidence.

>>38935706
i'm 29 anon, is there ohpe?

>>38936579
Yes. I was 26 and had already given up.
Don't "just bee urself" though. Get out of your basement, no matter how uncomfortable it may feel at first.

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>>38933182
>soulmate
You're a cuck, and she's gonna leave you for Chad.

Origano