>"hello wagie, are you enjoying the thunderstorm? I'm

>>38933399
>be me
>windowed office
>full internet access
>every now and then talk to a truck driver or one of the security guards I "supervise"
>$30 an hour
>full medical and dental
>401(k)
>profit sharing plan because I work for the company and I'm not a rent a cop
>8 weeks vacation every year
Call me a wagie all you like, NEET loser. I'm on fuckin' easy street.

>>38933490
They always come

Keep paying for me anon I'm having a good time

>>38933499
I'm having a good time too, neetie, and I don't begrudge you your neetbux. Just don't assume everyone is jealous of you.

Haha stupid NEET I shall inform you about my work today.
>be me
>wake up at 2 pm (shifts starts at 3)
>go to work
>have sex with all female coworkers
>have femdom sex with boss (female)
>she tips me 150$
>start work
>make 200$ an hour
>I am a pornostar
BTFO NEET

>>38933623
Sure thing wagie. Don't let your boss catch you or you'll be made to work sundah

>>38933518
I'm so comfy right now, wagie.

>>38933623
Sure thing. Now run along before the technicians ban you from the Internet

>>38933623
>make 200$ an hour
you don't even believe this wagie

>>38933399
>be me
>share a flat with 4 other robot bros
>work part time job 20 hours a week
>rent and all bills are split 4 ways so cheap as fuck to live there
>not worked to death so I enjoy my job
>coworkers are comfy and fun
>spend days off playing vidya and band practice
NEETdom and Wagecucking are both memes, embrace the middle ground fellow robots

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>>38933490
Can I have your job. Make a coworker quit for me bb, we'll be buds.

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>>38933399
This is a pleasant storm.