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How would anyone here know

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>>38944952
What the fuck.
Why this webm is making me jealous of the girl?
Fuck.
4chan is turning me into a faggot or something.

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>>38944994
STOP SELF INSERTING AS THE WOMAN
IT CAN ONLY LEAD TO PAIN

>>38944882
DSP got a qt? wtf is this timeline

>>38944882
Honestly thought that was ricky gervais

>>38944882
I bet DSP has a mexican
C H O D E.
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>>38944803
avoiding comentment

>having sex
REEEEE NORMIE

>>38944854
im sorry

If it's any better I didnt lose my v until 24

>>38944737
Inb4 walk the dinosaur to Belair.

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>>38944737
Now, in order to continue, we need to establish my brother
>paul
>13, and autistic as hell
>he treats his room as a trash can
>literally throws everything beside his bed, even when there's a trashcan in the room
>has been wearing the same dog hat for 7 years, I don't think it's been washed either
>has an obsession with coke cans
>literally thousands of coke cans in the corner of the room, all under his bed
>me and my dad have started calling it coke mountain

>has just hit puberty
>plays with his ding ding literally anytime
>ill be right in front of him, looking at him, and he just won't stop playing with it
>i have to say things like
"Stop playing with you dildo dude"
>and he says
"STOP FUCKING TELLING ME TO STOP FUCKING PLAYING WITH MY FUCKING DILDO. I'LL PLAY WITH MY FUCKING DILDO WHENEVER I GODDAMN FUCKING PLEASE!"
>he calls things dildos. Anything he doesn't like, anything that is funny, any thing that is lightly phallic, is a dildo
>he likes to disappear when we're in public, to do pranks on the store
>mischievous little shit
>one time he completely destroyed an entire toy aisle at dollar tree
>got us banned from every dollar tree in my state
>is "homeschooled"
>supposed to be taught by my dad
>fights everything my dad tried to do
>dad eventually have up
>yelled at me whenever I brought it up
"Worry yourself, alright? I don't remember you going to school last week!"
Cont.

>>38944986
Red letter media just uploaded a vid, so if this thread is up when I get back, I'll continue the tale

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Not being able to form healthy relationships is plenty reason enough to go see a therapist. Good luck

Smile more and make an effort to maintain eye contact. Ask if you can be of assistance to the people in your life in anyway. Ask people how they're doing, how they're feeling, etc.

Literally just try being nice to people. You don't have to be all warm and fuzzy about it. Not everyone is naturally like this, and that's okay. Your genuine efforts will be appreciated.

>>38944680
you're probably in an edgelord faggot phase, since you're here

Also this >>38944945

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>>38944670
>C-can someone tell me what it's like to suck a nice cock?
I wish I knew ;~;

>>38944670
I always wanted to but I will most likely die a virgin.
If you can't muster the courage to ask a guy to let you suck him out try buying a dildo and some condoms and at least try to find out about the shape and stuff. won't be realistic at all but at least you will have more experience than me.
Oh yeah, I also find super hot trying to put a condom on a cock with your mouth, always wanted to try that.

>>38944729
Just get a condom and a banana

Quit your whining and grow a pair

>>38944797
Fuck off retard. Give some real fucking advice you shitwit.

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>>38944871
The only advice to give is to stop being a pussy

>>38944661
Strange to post here, I'd think you'd better post on /his/ where people might have some knowledge on the strength of forces defending bretain as well as the nazi's striking power in such an invasion.
Personally I think it would've failed, and I think the nazi's themselves thought that too as they never went through with it. I think the english woul'd retailiated with a lot of force, seperating the diffrent landing parties and destroying them piecemeal before they could link up and establish the 1st Connected bridgehead. Even before that airborne landings and naval transportation would've been harried by the british airforce as well as their navy, what little they could get out into the channel in time.

I think it would have been a failure had it gone ahead. The boats they were gonna use to cross the channel were river barges not suited to rough seas, and once wind of any landing party on the move the Royal Navy would have come in and bombarded them and any possible beachheads.

Not only that the RAF would have still been able to harass the landings at all times with bomber and fighter runs while the Luftwaffe would have had to leave the area at short times due to fuel. Of course this is same for the RAF but they were over their own land so distances to the combat area would be much shorter.

The logistics would be a hassle as well. It would take a lot to get the equipment over by sea which runs the risk of being ambushed by the RN and the air transportation would run the risk of being decimated by large numbers of RAF fighters.

TLDR; it would have failed one way or another.

>>38944661
Sea Lion was so fucking retarded on every level that it seems impossible that it was ever conceived of as a real plan.

>shored up our Eastern seaboard from possible Nazi air, sea and submarine raids on the East coast?

German bombers weren't capable of hitting the US even when launched from western France, I'm not sure why taking England would give them a better chance.

>>38944553
that season had ugly animation

>>38944845
I guess you'd prefer Part 4: QUALITY is Unbreakable?

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>>38944553
bow before kakyoin

>>38944506
i also wish i was a girl irl

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>>38944506
would you say that i have a problem if i make every of my female toons same lookng?

>>38944531
why do you wish you were a girl, anon?

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made this one myself

Here's hoping this one doesn't get deleted.

I'm interested to know what people get out of this fetish. Is it the belittlement in the form of the captions? Is it being denied something that is in a sense so close yet so far?

>>38944443
Pussy free white boy tier cuckoldry

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A mod hated my post

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>>38944426
>posting on normiebook.

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>>38944555
>posting anywhere

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>got drunk and attempted karaoke at a bar

never again

>self-aware
>didn't immediately kill myself

>>38944425
>>start having our lunch together, joke around a lot at work, have real conversations and shit, even hugs me regularly

None of these mean she's sexually interested in you.

>>38944350
Whatever role can carry my shit team without their help

i usually either play support characters, or fast characters. whatever that is in terms of the game

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>>38944350
Usually just basic warrior, since I'm too stupid for magic or achery.

>>38944311
Yes next time you pay to have sex with her tell her hiw you feel and tell us how it goes. Go get em tiger!

You're decent enough that she wants to make you a regular. Maybe you can get friend discounts in the future but just know that hoes will be hoes

>>38944311
Wow, look at you go, Chad