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>fresh uni graduate, start working at a big international company
>share cubicle with qtpie girl, also fresh graduate
>don't talk much at first outside of the necessities, but slowly i befriend her
>start having our lunch together, joke around a lot at work, have real conversations and shit, even hugs me regularly
>being a neglected, sexually inexperienced sucker, i develop a mega crush in no time
>know that she's not seeing anyone
>unsure if feelings are reciprocated, couldn't spot any hints if there ever were any
>confess anyways, ask her out one day for drinks as we're walking out of the building after work
>"yeah sure, that sounds nice, anon"
>immediately takes out all of her vacation, don't see or hear anything for 3 weeks
>boss tells me today she's taken another position in the company
>it's in Japan
>shes moving to fucking japan for work
>mfw i think im finally doing well with a girl and she immediately moves across the fucking globe after being asked out
Come in and lament with me brobots, tell me stories of times you really fucked up, be it in your love life or elsewhere
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>got drunk and attempted karaoke at a bar
never again
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>self-aware
>didn't immediately kill myself
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>>38944425
>>start having our lunch together, joke around a lot at work, have real conversations and shit, even hugs me regularly
None of these mean she's sexually interested in you.
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>Back in school
>See qt3.14 across the room gesturing to me, trying to silently mouth something
>She's attractive and cute, but not horrifically out of my league so I get a little hopeful
>She's trying to get my attention
>I start to gesture back and try to say something
>She then gives me a weird look
>I look behind me and there's Chad looking back at me
>The whole time she was trying to get Chad's attention and I just looked like an idiot
>She later made fun of my crooked teeth
Why does life suck so much?
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>>38944595
>This hits me in the feels. That's been me.
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>middle school
>audition for big school play
>actually get the main role
>all the chads and stacies in the other central roles slowly drop out during rehearsals
>they're replaced by betas and even some omegas
>opening day of play finally comes
>lots of excited parents and stuff
>play absolutely stinks because its performed solely by spaghetti spilling betas and fat retarded girls
>everyone watching kept completely silent for the first half
>by the,second half people are just openly laughing at us, sometimes booing, people loudly talking as if we werent even there
>tfw the play was over an hour in total
>tfw i had a song number
>tfw tried to walk off stage but music teacher gave me the deathstare, too beta to walk off
>tfw mom and dad video taped it and play it every year in front of their friends and family
We'll see who's laughing when i kill myself with a gun in their bedroom
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>>38944425
I know this feel
>Saw this cute girl across the intersection as im about to cross
>See her smile at me
>First time a girls smiled at me
>So fucking excited.jpg
>Wave my fingers at her and smile
>She doesn't acknowledge my existence
>Turn away in shame
>See old guy in his car was staring at me
>Guy's face say's I'm a pedo
>mfw he stares at me the whole time he makes a turn.
>mfw a old pedo guy thought I was a degenerate.
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>wiping ass
>fingers go through toilet paper
>reach for more paper with other hand, dont wanna smear poop on the whole roll
>feel itch in nose as im grabbing paper
>instinctively rub my nose with free hand
>mfw shit covered nostrils
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>>38944589
I've never even gotten that far with a girl. Just goes to show how utterly subhuman I am.
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>didn't go to Wisconsin
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>>38944589
The op never said that either though?
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>>38944522
Made me chortle, have a (you)
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