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Will they ever learn? Comments section is full of nothing but commiseration over how she deserved better.

Kek.
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>>39607709
This will be the story for many women. Just as there are men who will never get laid, there will be these women who will realize they choose a path that used them up and made them damaged good. May God have mercy on their souls.
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>>39607710
fpbp.
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>>39607709
>it's not my fault it was peer pressure
>the guys left me i swear

he left because you probably threw all these fucking excuses for your behavior at him and he saw exactly the kind of person you are

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Would you date a mentally ill girl who has been suicidal before?
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>>39607620
yes. My life needs spice.
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>>39607620
You can't describe the complexities of a person in just a few words. I would have to get to know them. Mentally ill how?
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>>39607620
Yeah, already have and i managed pretty well all things considered.

With the exception of BPD girls, nothing good can come of that.

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>be me
>virgin
>9 inch cock
>be made lab partners with girl in my comp sci class
>blonde, blue eyes, really short and cute
>we hit it off right away
>spend lots of time working on our project together
>one night she "accidentally" puts her hand on mine
>we kiss
>things keep progressing
>its finally time to lose the v-card
>slide my dick in
>it's really tight
>she's is visibly uncomfortable
>ask her if anything is wrong
>she says it's really stretching her out and it hurts
>keep going for a minute
>she tells me to take it out it doesn't feel good
>she starts gathering her things
>"anon I don't think this is going to work out"
>it's be two days
>she still hasn't texted me back

FUCK ALL YOU. YOU LIED TO ME
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>>39607590
God, I wish I lived in the early 2000's. Life just looks so fucking enjoyable just from that one picture.
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>>39607590
they only 9 inch thing you got is the dildo in your butt.
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>>39607590
Is that really Samuel hyde

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less than 4 months until 2018, post your
>regrets
>achievements
>goals(if any) for next year
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>>39607579
>regrets
Posting here.
>achievements
Too many to list.
>goals(if any) for next year- 0 post shown.
Bully dumb misakiposters
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Misaki cool I like Misaki a lot she is my gf
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>regrets
achieving nothing
>achievements

>goals(if any) for next year
achievements

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how can we convince the mods to ban all the normalfags from pol and lgbt?
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>>39607529
never happening this site is dead since it became a meme
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>>39607529
by banning all the gayass trap faggots eternally from all the boards except from their containment zone and then redirect every thread on there to their reddit containment zone where they can meet their fellow tumblr shits alll they want
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>>39608167
what about the /pol/fags how do we deal with them?

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>be robot
>visit a escort last Tuesday
>18yo, tall with long black hair, cute little tits and ass
>told me she just started doing this a few weeks ago
>have sex for an entire hour, and also kiss her tenderly a lot, hold hands, and cuddle
>felt really fucking amazing, best $100 I've ever spent
>she called me yesterday and wants to see me again tonight, but she won't charge me

What the fuck is going on? Do you think she fell in love with me because I was the first customers that didn't treat her like a living masturbation object?
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Noice keep it up op
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You're a lucky fag I guess.
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you got enough sensibility and ability to please a woman sexually, but not enough to do it without paying first????

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>most robots non-ironically want a relationship and a marriage

How delusional are you? What could you possibly gain from a relationship?
If its emotional fulfillment, it means you're already emotionally unstable because you need other people to be happy.
Go find something in your life that makes you happy without depending on other people. Work on yourself.
If its sex, you can get it without a relationship easily by dating/playing around while avoiding the "relationship" talk, or by paying for it.
Wanting kids is the literal only logical reason why you'd want it, though marriage still isn't a prerequisite.
So is that it? Do you all want to be daddies?

If you're a fembot, what exactly is it that you offer other than your pussy?
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>>39607473
>What could you possibly gain from a relationship?
Not only pussy but also cuddles and kissing. Both cause production of oxytocin, leading to health benefits and de-stressing. Kissing also exercises the immune system.
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>>39607508
>cuddles and kissing
That's usually included with sex anon. And if you don't want to fuck a random slut that you don't know, there's nothing stopping you from getting to know her before you do it.

The question is, why would you want a relationship, not why would you want sex.
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>>39607558
>relationship, not why would you want sex
Because the former is a condition for the latter.

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Why aren't you wearing your roastie-protector right now Anonymous?
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For those of you who are wearing one: Say you had a decent (50% ish) chance of winning a bet. What would it take for you to put the key on the table?
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>>39607453
My personalty and looks are a roastie-protector
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>>39607533
I guess roughly the cost of the emergency room visit to get it broken off, plus more for my trouble.
I'm not even into this shit anyway I'm just running out the clock on the workday

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>tfw no manlet bf to snuggle and watch law and order with
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>>39607431
>law and order
my nigga
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>>39607431
I hope you like special victims unit because that's my favorite
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>>39608434
my fellow african american, thats like the best

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Are older men who date legal teenage girls, pedophiles?
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No, just creeps.
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>>39607424
no, they just want the prime legal woman
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>>39607436
Why are they creeps?

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I posted this yesterday but let's see if I get more positive replies today.
So I found an easy way to make money online. It seems there are a lot of cucks and NTR losers online, who would be willing to see their waifu cum tributed, or a fig of them next to a brown dick. I can easily do this to pass the time desu. I'm going to start looking for people interested on /trash/, /b/, /r9k/, /v/, and /a/ desu.
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>>39607329
THIS WOULD WORK IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A BRAINLET TO BEGIN WITH.

You are literally ''kink-shaming'' cucks for a lack of a better word while trying to provide them with said fetish.
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>>39607449
>THIS WOULD WORK
But it did in the past and I am going to just do it a bit more, senpai.
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>>39607329
cucking figs of waifu's?

>i shall weep for there are no more worlds to see

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WHAT DO YOU LOT THINK?
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Really stunned that a successful and famous athlete would have this perspective
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I think this is true in most cases.
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>>39607324
Too say it isn't real though....Pretty close minded.

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>tfw bashful penis
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What's the scientific explanation for why pubes are the way they are?
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I can see pubic hairs longer than your dick
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>>39607303
it's flaccid tho

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Since /r9k/ is the board for amateur diagnoses of gross robot illnesses, can anyone tell me if I have athletes foot or some kind of gross feet fungus?

Sorry for gross pic. What's ailing you robots?
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Please help my feet /r9k/
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>>39607228
Cut a piece of it and smoke it.
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Definitely looks like tinea pedis, OP. I'd suggest getting something to take care of that

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>tfw you're completely removed from the human experience and cannot relate to a single person

Whom here has experienced this? Please share your experiences and maybe you can find a friend who is like you.
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>>39607191
>Never had a gf
>0 friends
>Have a job but too anxious to socialize with co-workers
>Too ankward to even make friends online
Reporting in.
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>>39607191
>schizophrenic
>0 friends
>egotistical
>unable to take things seriously
>developmentally delayed
>ftm
>disconnected from birth culture
>russiaboo
>ugly
>spineless
>autistic
>literally a messenger of god
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>>39607314
H-hi this is me >>39607398
Be friends?

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