Why aren't you wearing your roastie-protector right

For those of you who are wearing one: Say you had a decent (50% ish) chance of winning a bet. What would it take for you to put the key on the table?

>>39607453
My personalty and looks are a roastie-protector

>>39607533
I guess roughly the cost of the emergency room visit to get it broken off, plus more for my trouble.
I'm not even into this shit anyway I'm just running out the clock on the workday

>>39607453
Because it doesn't fit.

Someone buy it from me.............

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>>39607566
>I-I'm not even into this shit anyway BAKA

>>39607453
this shit is too beta for me and i am beta as fuck

>>39607635
I give credit where credit's due, you're right, my post sounds repressed gay. I'm heading out now though

>>39607453
>Why aren't you wearing your roastie-protector right now Anonymous?
Dumb sissy white boi.

>>39607566
>Emergency room visit
Can't you just use a dremel?

>>39608205
But then the emergency room crew wouldn't have a good laugh before turning him away.