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>be me
>virgin
>9 inch cock
>be made lab partners with girl in my comp sci class
>blonde, blue eyes, really short and cute
>we hit it off right away
>spend lots of time working on our project together
>one night she "accidentally" puts her hand on mine
>we kiss
>things keep progressing
>its finally time to lose the v-card
>slide my dick in
>it's really tight
>she's is visibly uncomfortable
>ask her if anything is wrong
>she says it's really stretching her out and it hurts
>keep going for a minute
>she tells me to take it out it doesn't feel good
>she starts gathering her things
>"anon I don't think this is going to work out"
>it's be two days
>she still hasn't texted me back
FUCK ALL YOU. YOU LIED TO ME
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>>39607590
God, I wish I lived in the early 2000's. Life just looks so fucking enjoyable just from that one picture.
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>>39607590
they only 9 inch thing you got is the dildo in your butt.
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>>39607590
Is that really Samuel hyde
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>>39607590
dear god that's pathetic
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>>39607622
No you don't. It was just as bad, if not worse.
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you dont let a woman just tell you that it wont work out like that, youre supposed to be assertive and find a solution rather than just submit. i hope this greentext isnt legit.
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>>39608077
A fucking virgin loser, ugly neckbeard like him sitting with 2 girls who seem like they are genuinely having fun? I'd be a fucking god at that time with my current looks, no doubt about it.
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>>39608003
>Is that really Samuel hyde
it is
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>>39608092
what should i have done instead?
origninalbloxxx
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>>39608122
This, before tinder and facebook shit was so easy is not even fun
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>9 inch cock
Sure bud
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>>39608122
Damn you too bro?
I'm Breddy good looking too... But just can't set a nice social setting/planning. That pic looks circa 2002 (I was prob 3-4 y.o. at the time)... The thing that really riles my ass at parties/hangouts is the fucking distraction of phones;
>*she looks at her phone 2 minutes in to consversation*
>"oh sorry anon, what happened?"
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>>39608077
How the fuck it's worse, no tinder , no facebook, no faggots looking at their phone every single second while you are talking to them, i fucking hate this world
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>>39609145
>i fucking hate this world
>i fucking hate this gay world
FTFY
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>>39607590
If this isnt a lie you shouldve seen it coming. IF your dick is actually 9 in just make a tinder and be honest that you are packing heat. Women who can take it will message you dude.
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>>39607590
>9 inches
she ghosted you because your dick is too small for her
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