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Daily reminder to start working on getting fit, strong and improving your education so you can contribute to the creation of a new fascist state and save the world from itself.
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nazis lost, dead and are long gone
losers don't deserve another chance. stop being autistic
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>asking people that can't save themselves to save the world
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>>34427518
But I'm not white so what's the point in doing literally any of that
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>girl makes fun of me a lot
>her recent thing is telling me that im a loser because i dont have a girlfriend and that she has like 10 guys to choose from right now
What she doesnt know is that she was drunk a while back and kept on telling me she loved me and tried to make out with me twice.
So whats her deal? Does she like me? Is she autistic?
Ive never heard of a girl over 16 making fun of someone for not having a girlfriend but here she is shitting on me about it.
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>>34427506
Seems she has a thing for you friend.
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you should lick her butthole
i heard it helps
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Sounds like fake doujin story bait but just in case: slap that bitch up the head and rape her.
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Do butt jobs feel good?
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>>34427505
I hope she'll do anal ASAP
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>no glans stimulation
looks mostly psychological desu
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with excessive oil yeah, on its own not really
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I have an interview in 5 hours.
They told me to bring a copy of my license and social security.
I lost my license two days ago.
Help.
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>>34427466
Go back to two days ago, don't lose your license, and then either come back to today or wait the two days.
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Tell them you lost your license two days ago and go get a replacement as soon as possible. It's that simpleado.
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>>34427466
Oh hey bro, I found it. It was in your fat folds. I was rooting around in there trying to find your dick to suck.
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New discord. Join. Hopefully not huge fuckboys. No rules whatsoever
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I'm fucking retarded here's the link
https://discord.gg/PXhaudw
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>>34427461
yeah cancer kid no link retard
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>uses discord
>uses the word "fuckboys"
>dude animegirl image lmao
No thanks, I'm not into trannies.
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Hey goy, stop being a NEET and start working, I need my money
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>>34427452
Hey /pol/ stop shitting up my board
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>>34427452
Why don't you get the niggers to do it?
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>>34427459
>m-maybe its true but its hard and I don't like hard things except my gf's dick XDD
Sheep
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I want to roughly fuck reviewbrah in the backseat of his car wrapping my hands around his delicate neck and giving him his first prostate orgasms
I want to hear him moan and shake as I fill his naturally hairless pink asshole with my white-hot cum
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can you please leave reviewbrah alone?
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>>34427448
Please daddy cum in my ass
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Why did reviewbrah decide to shoot a scene for BLACKED?
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>days are getting sunnier
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Why is this place so normie filled these days?
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>tfw you can only start going out later and laters
>kids playing outside and screaming for longer
>normies partying on warm nights
>no more cosy frozen nights
why are the seasons so unkind to us
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>tfw it barely even snowed
Why do normieniggers like summer much?
You sweat, stink and feel drousy all the time
Not to mention the fucking insects
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Would your life be better if you had a girlfriend?
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>>34427246
Probably not m9, but my life would probably be better if I was the kind of person that women want to date.
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yes, I would be incredibly lucky to find someone who gives enough of a shit to date a complete loser, such a person would make my life better
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>>34427263
Are you sure it isn't something else bothering you ?
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I just did a minor surgery on my ballsack AMA
>Had this weird tumor on my balls for like 3 years
>Have been squeezing that white shit out of it for the past couple weeks just because
>Decided it was some kind of cyst
>5 am tonight, decided fuck it and went at it with some scissors and tweezers, sanitized them with rubbing alcohol, did the same to the cyst
>Bled a bunch but eventually it came out, cut it open to see if there was the white shit inside it, there was, flushed that bitch with all my bloody tissues
Before you ask, no I don't have pictures, this was my second afterthought, my first was a cigarette
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enjoy testicular amputation 2 weeks from now
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>american health care
REEEEEEEE
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>>34427229
I had one of those too several years ago. I didn't let it stick around for 3 years though. Right after noticing it I started playing with it and lanced it and disinfected the area because it annoyed and disgusted me. Same situation as you, white-yellow pus, some blood etc, etc. Healed up in no time and haven't seen hide nor hair of another one since.
>practice possible scenarios of conversations with crush
>prepared for everything
>tomorrow comes by
>go to college
>crush is there
>she basically ignores me and talks to her girl friends
>become extremly pissed but dont let it show
>walk home extremly pissed
>still extremly pissed
Who else /absolutely pathetic/ here?
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>>34427222
Greentext the specifics of the encounter so we can critique.
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Sounds like she doesn't want anything to do with you
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>>34427222
>crush
Mate, if you crush on a girl that isn't into you, just fuck another girl until you get over your crush.
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Is he /ourguy/?
originalmixer
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He has an azn dick
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>sexpat playing neocolonialist
is there anything more pathetic?
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>>34427336
All those foreign whores jumping on his dick because he's white and has money
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About to go to therapist, she'll probably give me antipsychotics
Now what
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Antipsychotics were great for me because they killed my sex drive.
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don't take em unless you're actually having difficulties or on the verge of an episode, that shit will zombify you and just make your life more difficult not to mention godawful side effects. What's your issues?
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>>34427239
Well I've basically got a second world in my head, and am not sure whether it's real or not anymore - and in it I have a mission, for which I have to an hero
Rape is worse than:
>murder
>arson
>destroying a person's career
>dismemberment
What else would you agree rape is worse than?
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>>34427160
Only torture is worse than murder.
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>>34427160
Theft is worse than rape.
Verbal harrassment is worse than rape.
Being ignored is worse than rape.
Not being raped is worse than rape.
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>>34427257
>Not being raped is worse than rape.
Kinda is yeah if you look up what is being considered rape nowadays.
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Anons i need to share something with you because i feel horrible
>Stayed over at my buddies on monday till tuesday as he was leaving to visit family in Australia for 3 months on the Tuesday afternoon
>we decide to have a pizza, vidya, drinking night before he goes
>Not been feeling too well over the past few days due to constipation
>Decide to get something mega spicy to try and flush it out
>Go for a super hot vindaloo and wash it down with cider and a spicy meat pizza
>About 2 in the morning as we are winding the night down i feel the baheamoth move inside me
>Itscoming.jpeg
>Go to bathroom and after a good 20 minutes of sweating and straining i lay a log that not only sliced my asshole to a bloody mess but touched the water before breaking and was completely stone solid
>Try to flush
>It wont
>And again
>Wont flush
>He diddnt have a brush to ram it down with so after several more flushing attempts i decide to store it in the tank above the toilet
He left on the tuesday afternoon. Goodness knows what unholy smell is waiting for my friend when he gets back
What do i do anons?
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>>34427100
>>He diddnt have a brush to ram it down with so after several more flushing attempts i decide to store it in the tank above the toilet
why are people retarded. just leave it in the bowl to dissolve then flush it 3 hours later. cover the lid if you have to
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You shouldve shoved it back inside you and disposed of it outside.
You are a degenerate op
I am... disgusted
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>>34427158
Out of interest anon, how do you Unpoop?