yes

enjoy testicular amputation 2 weeks from now

>american health care

REEEEEEEE

>>34427229
I had one of those too several years ago. I didn't let it stick around for 3 years though. Right after noticing it I started playing with it and lanced it and disinfected the area because it annoyed and disgusted me. Same situation as you, white-yellow pus, some blood etc, etc. Healed up in no time and haven't seen hide nor hair of another one since.

>>34427229
http://www.webmd.com/men/tc/spermatocele-epididymal-cyst-topic-overview

You might have had one of these. You should go get looked at by a urologist to make sure there are no other underlying issues with your penor and testiculados.

>No pics

Fake news.

>>34427265
>burgerclaps will violently defend having to do this to themselves

>>34427229

>Tfw if I ever get a lump in my balls I cant go toctors because I have a dick that is tiny when flaccid and I'd rather die of agonising ball cancer than face the humiliation of my dick being too small for a catheter in hospital

Should of went to a golf course and collapsed infront of a doctor and then they have to see you

>>34427292
Pretty sure it was that, it was never enough of an issue to actually have a doctor do something about it, but it bugged me enough that I wanted to get rid of it. I dug through some forums to see how other people removed them at home and did an ok job I guess, i sanitized and disinfected it before during and after so I think it'll be fine. If it gets fucky ill go to the doctor

ive been cumming blood for like 3 months and im virgim can not be std how do i fix this

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>>34427284
How did yours come out? I didn't really make the cut big enough to pull it out so i sorta pulled the skin apart after I broke the skin and popped it out. It was weird, sorta like it was still attached but on the outside of my sack. After that I just sorta pulled it off

>>34427405
It's probably just prostate cancer. Don't worry, bro. It'll be over soon.

>>34427405
it's not an std

something is very wrong internally. see a doctor ffs

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>>34427405
You got super aids son, idk what to tell ya

>>34427437
First I tried to pop it which wasn't working out so well and also I was scared it might burst either in the wrong direction or at my face with too much force. Sterilized an exacto knife, squeezed it and cut an incision to drain it. When wiping everything up, pulled out the mystery sinew (which I guess was the deflated sac) with a tweezer then just wiped everything clean with rubbing alcohol. Only took about a day to heal up thankfully.

>>34427533
Mine was in a weird lil tumor sac, it was insanely satisfying to remove whole after having to see it for so long. I cut it open to make sure it wasn't just a straight up cancer and it had the goop in it

>>34427575
Well cheers to autosurgery and saving $13,000 on a pointless hospital visit.

>american healthcare

jesus christ. you could've joined the rest of the modern world with Bernie or Hillary. now you have to chop up your own balls and hope it doesn't rot off

>>34427653
Our healthcare is expensive, yes, but we can actually get appointments promptly, -and- it's higher quality than most of what you get in Europe.

>>34427740
Kek.
Nothing in this damn earth will surpass the french healthcare

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>>34427653
>>34427740
>tfw canadian and didnt have to go through all the trouble but did anyway

>>34427740
Meanwhile in 'straya we have prompt service, tolerable healthcare and, while not quite free, is cut back almost 100% The only healthcare I pay for is the price cut meds I get and the private dentist I use

>>34427782
Good thing your tax dollars now go to Algerian nigger breeding. Personally paying for spics and niggers' healthcare isn't the extra tax dollars deducted from my check

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>>34428060
Do you own factories, a fleet of cargo trucks, employee wageslaves that basically pay you to work for you? No?
Then you aren't paying for shit in a porportional income tax system, poorfag.

>>34427229
Since this is now a dick problem thread.
I piss sometimes clearly white and sometimes really really dark. I drink a lot of water so what is it?

>>34428060
>blah blah blah

At the end of the day, his healthcare is still better than yours while he's getting paid pretty much the same amount as you. Keep being retarded with your mental gymnastics to justify your shitty second-to-third world society.

you have no fucking idea the world of potential chronic life long pain you might get if you dont visit a urologist asap

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>>34427229
my piss is cloudy, is it a problem?

>>34428090
Don't care. I don't give a fuck about the brown hordes currently invading my country and I'm not fixing to pay more than the 35% of my earnings I already do to ensure their well bing so they can demographically replace me. If these parasites weren't in my country then I might reconsider socialized medicine, but I rather burn my own house down than give them the keys.

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>>34428114
if it starts hurting ill go

>>34428109
It's not going to matter in 20 years from now because there won't be enough people paying taxes to maintain your healthcare system.

>>34428172
>Caring about consequences that arent immediate

>>34428170
Theres a big chance that the pain will turn chronic and you will have it for life

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>>34428137
>implying you pay 35% in income tax
I srsly doubt it.
What do you do, what's your job?
World's greatest gay pornstar?
>rather burn my own house down (...)
Exactly what the capitalists hope for when they funded their invasion--demoralization, divide and conquer, etc.-- anon.

>>34428243
*hoped for

>>34427304
Not OP, but I've always been fine.
The stitches I've given to myself held, the wounds didn't become septic.
People have become real fags about visiting doctors, it's honestly pretty unnecessary unless you're dying.

>>34428293
I didn't give myself any stitches because it was only about pea-sized and the incision I made was pretty small anyways. Currently its a bit swollen but from what i've read thats normal. Theres no pain at all really so I think im fine

>>34427229
Have been having a similar problem.
Wake up.each morning with my penis badly swollen, lot of pain, can't urinate.
A few mornings ago I woke up with horrible pain and found pus leaking from my swollen penis.
Found that by squeezing my penis when swollen I can usually, after a few minutes, get a pretty good quantity of pus out of my penis, the swelling goes down and I can urinate.
I have no medical insurance and am pretty scared, really want to tell my parents but am afraid they will find out that I recently had sex with a dog, the dog penatrated me.
Could have gotten an illness from the dog? Should I try to see a vet?
Scared out of my mind, I'd I tell my folks, they will tell our pastor and then the whole church community will know and I might loose my job as the custodian at my churches school.
Freaking out and need help.

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>>34428326

I cut my ballsack open before, It's surprising how little pain there is. Even when it healed up the scab was quite pleasant to remove.

>>34428588
It's fucked up that you fucked a dog, but you should still go to the doctor, just don't mention your terrible sins

>>34427229
You may need to get a std/sti checkup.

Inb5 OP gets sepsis and dies

>>34428588
>recently had sex with a dog, the dog penatrated me.

how did it feel anon?

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>>34427229
>performs surgery on himself
you make all us ancaps proud anon!

>>34427304
at least he's free you fucking commie

5th year med student that just passed urology, AMA dick/balls related

>>34428804
How'd I do boss

>>34428804
how do i make my wee wee bigger?

>>34428832
it'll come back

>>34428804
Are Fordyce spots really that common? They fucked up any confidence I had left when it comes to sex

>>34428845
Paraffin injections. But there's a good chance it'll get infected and they'd have to cut your dick off.

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>>34427653
>or Hillary

>>34428871
I have them too anon. Don't worry.
>>34428804
Hey doc, I had some r-moda some hours ago. Now my piss is Mountain dew colored. Will I die?

>>34428871
Duh, I have them too.

>>34427292
I might have these.
will a doctor get rid of these if I ask? Or should I just remove them at home?

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>>34428850
>implying
OP demonstrated that your profession is overvalued. Go suck a dick.

>>34428894
You can't remove it at home lmao, it's serious surgery

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>>34428090
ftfy m8

>>34427229
I had one. I poked a hole in it with a pin but nothing happened. Next I tried was with a razor, but I couldn't bring myself to cut it.

Eventually the pressure built up to where it felt like I was constantly being kicked in my balls. After 2-3 days it burst through where I poked the pin though. I spent a good half hour at least squeezing white puss and blood out.

It hasn't come back after a year and a bit, so you should be fine.

>>34428588
Get some ceftriaxone and inject 1g IM daily for 7 days.

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>>34428243
>germany
what a joke of a country

>>34428243
Hitler too boosted the economy.
They're a huge burden to our civilization. I would never let my kids go to school in a major city as of now. The immigrants from Turkey, Kosovo and every other shitholes couldn't integrate decades ago and are still the worst part of the population. Now, those people now are even worse.
Of course Shlomo Shekelstein says they're good for the economy, he doesn't have to deal with them in his mansion.

>>34427533
>>34427575
who the fuck gets that kind of shit? did you guys do something specifically messed up that gave you a spermatocele?

>>34428588
the fuck is wrong with you? you'll die if you don't see a doctor soon. Go to a free clinic or something if money is an issue.

>>34429049
Idk, just sorta developed at some point. Nothing really prompted it I'm pretty sure

>>34428804
i had one of my testicles removed 4 years ago and because i was a stupid teenager i asked for a silicon ball.
it's heavy, it's hard, it hurts, and it's driving me insane lately.

would it be a good idea for me to just make a little cut in my ballsack and pop it out?
i almost done this twice now but i chicken out because im afraid ill make it worse

>>34429337
Why the fuck would someone want a silicon ball?

>>34427782
Sure is easy to have good health care when you don't have to worry about defense

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>>34429337
>>34429374
Yeah wtf, what benefits did you hope to gain

>>34429374
i was an autistic teenager i thought girls will reject me when they find out i only have 1 ball kek.
>that kid that thought he is gonna get laid

>>34427304
Hey congrats on ur freedom of speech

>>34429337
Do you know how big that cut has to be for you to pop out a fake testicle, nigga?

>>34429415
pretty small cut desu, its the shape of a egg
im just afraid im gonna damage the healthy one

>>34429413
Yeah but can't like made one in a lighter material? Like I don't know, plastic?

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>>34429511
donno i thought it's gonna be soft because i was thinking of tits when they offered me the option.

i guess silicon is the only approved option

>>34429563
Is this how large the average testicle is?
>tfw testiclelet

>>34429563
You're talking about silicone then, you stupid faggot
Silicon is the stuff computer chips are made off.

>>34427229
>have been squeezing white shit out of it

That may have just been a regular nut you cut off.

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>>34429582
pic related
they have a lot of sizes and when they take yours out they put in the one in similar size

>>34429337"stupid teenager i asked for a silicon ball."
wat?

>>34428804
doc you there? i need an answer

>>34429625
>>34429576
meant to quote you for the first part

>>34427304
>he doesn't actively try to learn basic medical treatment skills

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>>34428786
Ancaps are retarded.
>implying drone strikes aren't ultra accurate
>implying those children aren't the children of revolutionaries who would've been murdered by the autocratic dictator of ___istan anyway

>>34429582
oh actually your right
didn't even realize there is a diffrence

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>>34428927
>blacks aren't a minority
Republiturd """logic""""

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>>34429670
>>implying drone strikes aren't ultra accurate
aproximately 75% killed in them are civilians

>>34429045
I'm not pro-immigrants.
Just showcasing that the elite obviously funded the migrant crisis to destabilize Europe and cause the right-wing populist resurgence we're all witnessing.

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>>34429703
Cost of revolution.

>>34429337
No, it's not a good idea, the nutsack is not just a piece of skin. Go to a fucking urologist.

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>>34429784
the revolution is a lie

>>34429049
No idea. Hands were idly exploring the balls one day and felt something out of place. /shrug

do u guys tend to ride bikes a lot

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>>34430017
I'm not a socialist.

Who here /corporarist master race/

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Damn. Now my OCD is [TRIGGERED]. First it was some anon who posted about teeth and hair growing as a tumor in your body, now I'm gonna worry forever that I'm gonna get spermatocele. Gotta stop visiting /r9k/ fampais.

>>34428090
>voting for the party that wants to take away your neetbux