Anons i need to share something with you because i feel horrible

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Anons i need to share something with you because i feel horrible

>Stayed over at my buddies on monday till tuesday as he was leaving to visit family in Australia for 3 months on the Tuesday afternoon
>we decide to have a pizza, vidya, drinking night before he goes
>Not been feeling too well over the past few days due to constipation
>Decide to get something mega spicy to try and flush it out
>Go for a super hot vindaloo and wash it down with cider and a spicy meat pizza
>About 2 in the morning as we are winding the night down i feel the baheamoth move inside me
>Itscoming.jpeg
>Go to bathroom and after a good 20 minutes of sweating and straining i lay a log that not only sliced my asshole to a bloody mess but touched the water before breaking and was completely stone solid
>Try to flush
>It wont
>And again
>Wont flush
>He diddnt have a brush to ram it down with so after several more flushing attempts i decide to store it in the tank above the toilet

He left on the tuesday afternoon. Goodness knows what unholy smell is waiting for my friend when he gets back
What do i do anons?