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Woman hate tread
Bitches to /lolcow/ edition
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peeing while standing is gross and u should feel bad
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>>34430451
Shut up you fucking pussy
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>>34430493
you wanna know why your butt has so many zits?? because you piss all over your toiler seat and it gets all over YOUR BUTT!!!
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why cant normies understand? 2017-01-26 05:48:45 Post No.34430014
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why cant normies understand?
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Guys im so confused right now. i dont know what i feel. it is Envy , hatred , sadness ..
>brad comes up to me and says : "bro u need a gf, just be yourself and approach the next girl showing interest in you"
>tell him that no girl has ever showed interest in me
>friend cant believe it, says: " dude, are you blind ? it is not possible that no girl has looked at you"
>tells me that "you are funny anon, girls like it . you are just blind lmao "
>tell him that my humour is literally canalizing my depression into ironic humour
>we both laugh, playing it cool
>i punch myself in the face several times, as soon as he leaves
why cant normies understand that it is possible to never had any female affection at all? is this so unbelievable ? why is that ? pls anyone
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having to see things from your perspective would put him in a bad mood, and though he may be your friend no way is he gonna endure a bad mood for your sake.
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>>34430049
i know that he doesnt care and doesnt want to feel bad. thats why i laughed it off and played it cool after i realized what i just said.
its just bothering me that it must be such a common thing to have females showing interest in you. so much that he was literally in utter shock.
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>>34430014
Do you work, do something with your life? If not, you probably feel insecure and inadequate and are so self-absorbed that you don't even notice female interest into you, or don't allow it because you think you're not worth it anyway.
If you fix what you can fix, you will get attention. Unless you're an ugly sack of shit. Just fuck a prostitute or something, then.
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>tfw learning korean again to prep for my trip to korea
gonna be fun being a black foreigner in korea
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>>34429977
I heard koreans were racist towards black people, there was this one story I read where a black teacher was fired before he even got to work his first day. But good luck anon!
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>>34429977
koreans are fucking racist amongst blacks. but they are the least racistamongst blacks if you compare it to other asians.
yellow fever makes us endure even racism.
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>>34430266
Cmon my mellanin rich friends, You already ruined white women. Now you gonna ruin Asians for me too?
>add a femanon from /r9k/
>talk to her for maybe an hour
>she already starts ghosting me
This is the third time this has happened am I really that unpleasant to talk with they don't even get to know me first
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>>34429969
trying to add fucked up women from r9k that only are seeking orbiters is your problem good luck though
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>>34429986
well by the look of it I'm not good enough to be an orbiter either
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>>34429969
Breh, it was probably a Catfisher.
Who /devilish/ here?
>in grade school
>see kid in my class playing game boy during recess
>ask if I can play
>he says no
>recess ends
>tell teacher he has a game boy
>she takes it
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>>34429958
I bet he shot up a school, you normie
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>>34429958
fuck you faggot. IS that you erik
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I once shot a duck with a home made bow and arrow, and it kinda lay there dying for the next few days
I felt so bad for that duck
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Your ancestors were peasants and you're an insecure loser who needs a false sense of superiority in order to help you forget how worthless your life truly is
But this is hilarious to see so carry on
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>>34429918
>I am totally not butthurt, that's not why I made this thread, I made it to tell you how funny I find you, that's right, you who were calling me a nigger in the other thread, I'm not mad, I am actually better than you and laughing at you, you're a fucking joke that's why I'm laughing, wow get a life loser
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Sxcvrsxvt
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>whose afraid of some limp wristed libcu- MOMMY AAAAAAAGGHHHH HEEEEELLPPPPPPP HITLER DIDN"T PREPARE ME FOR THIS BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW
I'm lmao for real pham
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How many push-ups can you guys do?
I've had enough of my skinny arms.
So I'm doing a push-up challenge
>Day 1: 5
>Day 2: 8
When do I get to 100?
(And no, I will not go to the chads at /fit/)
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i can do 20. 5'7" 15% bf 153 lb
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>>34429853
>tfw literally lack the upper body strength to do one (1) "real pushup"
>literally cannot "bench" my bodyweight
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Is it better to do reps and sets, or just go for as many as you can in one go? What's better for improvement?
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My boyfriend cheating on me with an anime girl 2017-01-26 05:36:34 Post No.34429828
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My boyfriend cheating on me with an anime girl
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I found out he has a waifu and even a waifu shrine with dakimakuras and everything. Really. What the fuck. We both watched the anime together but now I realize he was caring about her the whole time, not me. What did I do wrong? I always did my best to be a nice girl. The only department I think I'm lacking on is experience but then again so is he and I was always happy that we had each other but now it's just how it is. I'm going to break up with him. I hope to never have to talk to another boy again. Fuck you men. You are fucking scum.
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Lmao, show us his waifu. She's probably better than you.
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>>34429828
getting a little toasty there, eh roastie?
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>>34429828
waifufag here
Shes not real though, even waifufags know their waifus aren't real, the only difference between your bf and most waifufags is he actually has a gf, so him actually seeking out a 3D girl while being a waifufag is a good sign hes not cheating and that its just a dumb fantasy.
Maybe you should cosplay as his waifu next time you have sex, that will definitely make him happy.
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AAAAAAAAAAAH I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN
I SHOULD HAVE STAYED A MICROBE FEEDING ON THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>34429824
>tfw I know this obscure feel
Fear not brother that will be our next life and we will meet again in the abyss
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You sort of still are just water is air now
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>>34429824
>>34429843
Guys, what if i dont want a next life? I dont want ro be thrown back into the acursed rng life pit
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What's your excuse for not cumming inside of a single mommy, R9K?
Single mommies can solve literally all your problems
They don't even use condoms and are cool with being cum in
Just bust in them and they will react like Valentina Nappi in pic related. Instant GF who is down for raw dogging and kinky stuff
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>>34429821
That is a horrible idea. Abolish planned parenthood
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my gf is not a single mommy and i can raw dog and bust in her every single time without dealing with a kid :)
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I'm pretty sure Valentina Nappi doesn't have any kids
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ALDKFNFKEL THERE'S A GIANT PIMPLE RIGHT ABOVE MY ASSHOLE AND IT HURTS WHEN I SIT REEEEEEEEE WHY DOES GOD PLAY THESE JOKES ON ME REEEEEE WHY DONT CHADS GET PIMPLES ON THEIR ASSHOLES RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE I CANT WORK LIKE THIS WTF DO I DO R9K
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Look under ur mom's bed for the cylinder thing and insert it in your ass
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>>34429717
It means that your hygiene in that area is not good enough, shower every day and wash your ass hole you disgusting fatty
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>>34429772
>shower every day
tHATS IT I CANT HANDLE YOU NORMIES ON THIS BOARD ANYMORE
FIRST YOU WANTED ME TO GET A JOB AND STOP BEING A NEET
THEN YOU WANTED ME TO JUST LIFT SO I CAN TALK TO GIRLS
NOW YOU WANT ME TO SHOWER EVERY DAY???? WTF WHO HAS THE TIME FOR THAT ROOOOOO GTFO OUT OF HERE B4 I REEE WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS
ROOEEEEEEEOOOOEOEOEOOEO
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Post your face and some info about you (hobbies, interests, favorite movies, music, vidyas, books ect) and I'll attempt to quickly draw you something like pic related. I might not be able to do everyone depending on how popular this thread gets. Might just do the more interesting looking/sounding people so try to sell your self as interesting.
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I feel like this thread will be 404.
It's actually a nice idea but probably for another board.
>1962
>+10 years of experience into paleontology escavation
>Written some books
>Totally my face I swear.
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>>34429656
>no
>go back to soc
>even though youre original
>still, stat threads are cancer, should have done a reg drawthread, havent seen those in a while
So alone, so empty
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longboarding, dota, 2, suicide, and breaking bad.
p-please no judge guys
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Any fembots from the uk here? 2017-01-26 05:21:25 Post No.34429631
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Any fembots from the uk here?
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Can you post your number below? You don't have to be a fembot, but it would be preferred.
This probably won't work but worth a shot. You don't have to post your number if you don't want to which would be expected.
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>>34429631
This ain't /soc/ silly
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go post this on >>>soc you limey cunt.
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>>34429647
>>34429660
Are you a fembot though?
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what does it feel like when a boy puts his willie up your fanny?
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nothing once the celtic sub-race is exterminated
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Very similar to pic related is the closest I could describe it, just on a larger scale...with more sensitive nerves for extra goodness.
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It's like putting your willie in cider
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wtf Katya actually liking a cunt on ig
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wow it's not even february yet and this is the worst post of 2017
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>>34429453
She's kind of right though, sans just sits back in the shadows and watches like a creep while Papyrus goes out of his way to greet you and cook you pasta. Also she could just be getting pissy after getting her ass kicked by sans a bunch of times.
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He isn't a beta or alpha, he is a fucking nihilist skeleton, why is this so hard to understand?
Sans is the only one who knows the fuckery with everything being reset and the world being stuck in a loop. He has no reason to care, since everything will be for nothing anyways. Even in the good ending, you see him walking back into the same direction he came from. He only attacks you because your path will lead to the destruction of the entire world, or it being fucked forever.