Woman hate tread Bitches to /lolcow/ edition

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peeing while standing is gross and u should feel bad

>>34430451
Shut up you fucking pussy

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>>34430493
you wanna know why your butt has so many zits?? because you piss all over your toiler seat and it gets all over YOUR BUTT!!!

>>34430043
This is not woman, is just Sweden

They are for Tumblr what Australia is for shitposting

I actually always sit to piss. I'm 30 years old, male.

I've done this since age 15 or so when I realized it was too much effort to clean pee drops off the toilet so I decided to just sit and avoid that from happening to begin with.

>>34430526
That is why you keep the seat up while you piss, unless you want to play no-scope mod

>>34430526
I don't have zits on my butt.

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>>34430584
but then it just slashes onto the lis and gets on the seat anyways!!!!! >:O

>>34430614
yes you do shut up nigger

>>34430633
Is not my fault that your parents never teached you how to aim and calculate the water splash

YOU WANT ME TO GO TO YOUR HOME AND HOLD IT FOR YOU?

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>>34430584
Thats not noscoping you retard. I used to do noscope challenges with my buddies after PE. It just involves pissing without holding your dick or looking at where you're aiming.

>>34430712
Son? How did you get this Picture ?

So this is a pissing technic discussion thread now?

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>>34430685
NO!!!! I'M NOT LETTING YOU TOUCH MY WILLY YOU GAY BOI!!!!!!!!

>>34430712
Man, looks like his head is photoshopped in his body

>>34430633
how are you pissing? are you just closing your eyes and hoping for the best? too stupid to piss normally so you need something even more foolproof to make it easier?

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Okie dokei sir

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>>34430796
if you're not going to contribute to the discussion then fuck off

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>>34430772

I tracked down your IP, you better drink a ton of liquid faggot because i will be there in 4 to 5 hours

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>>34430813
>women hate thread
>not contributing
???

>>34430796
I would be mad if i could translate it, is this korean?

>>34430043
I always pee sitting on the toilec because for some reason I am pissng in a extremly strong way standing and the piss is reflected back to my legs

>>34430451
lol some faggot that doesn't know how to handle his own dick.

>>34430855
This, and also we should shit with our legs supported on a stool, so the stomach don't feel retracted

>>34430853
that's the kanji for japan, pronounced nihon. as for what's written on her body it's too tiny to make out

i pee doing a handstand because my pee doesn't come out normally so i have to funnel it out

Guys, we are getting off topic here

The real question is: How to sit to piss if you have a boner?

>>34430955
stand back really far

>>34430526
URINE
IS
STERILE
oregano

>>34430955
What the hell you never fapped sitting on the toilet?

>>34430526
Where to begin?
Urine is sterile. Why can't you hit the bowl instead of pissing on the seat? Why not lift the seat if you can't hit the bowl consistently?

>>34431068
You can't give the dog a treat every time he barks anon

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>>34430043
and women are the ones that pressure men into marriage

>>34431022
Urine is sterile when it comes out. When it makes contact, that's no longer the case.

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There you go

Oregon

>>34431303

That same woman is now complaining she can't work because she's too beautiful and older guys keep hitting on her.

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>>34431068
>He doesn't jerk off while laying down

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Posting a good load of pics

>>34431469
I am 28 and I never did it so far in my life. Gonna try it now.

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Rjndlfbrksofbrbdlfnf fuck u robot

>>34431502

do you notice how most of the girls being size queens are either ugly or fat?

pretty weird observation lol

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>>34431502
Truth. Pic related

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>>34431656
Hell yes please t b h

>>34430043
t.normie here to rustle jimmies.

Hey robots and newfags alike. Have any of you visited lolcow before? It's filled with literal fembots. Exactly like you pathetic shits, the kicker?
They call all of you incels and recognize male robots as losers.
Your own caste hates you.

Honeslty it's disgusting.
Google search "lolcow incels" & "lolcow pretty princess points" To see some new thread rife with hypocrisy.

>>34432035
whats lolcow

orig

Can we carpet bomb sweden already? Its fucking depressing

>>34430043
wow sweden has some very petty politics
that's just ultra repressive for a joke or whatever that left party was trying to do to humiliate those guys. this is why America has bills of rights and people flip a tit over constitutional stuff it's there to protect us from petty abuse such as that
wow if i were swedish that would make me rage that's entirely meant to be demeaning

also no women hate, everyone deserves to try and demand respect. arguing everyone in a gender doesn't deserve it because of a few individuals did something else is like trying to blame crips or bloods black gangsters of being supporters of the wwII nazi regime. blaming people for something they really had nothing to do with

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> help, this student seduced me, I-I didn't do anything!!!

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>>34432569
this cant be real

origanoliothis cant bereal

>>34430451
I bet yours is so small you can't even do it with pants on.

>>34430821
>>34430772
>>34430685
>>34430633
I love you guys kek

I dont do it anyways. One wrong move and small drops splash back onto your pants. Fuck that.

I think it's good to sit, but this has nothing to do with feminism. And I don't think it should be illegal to stand.

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Now introducing the man tax, you'll pay a 7% more just for being a man

>>34434002
You already pay a man tax, single men have the highest tax rate

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>>34430772
m acaraoni

>>34430905
How can a fag not know how to handle dick?

>>34434002
reeeee

This sounds very illegal though

>>34430043
what the fuck is happening to our world lmao

>>34434252
i don't know bro people are cursing all the time and saying the really bad f word like it's nothing lmao

>>34431022
>>34431222
Urine is actually not sterile.

>>34430043
Consider the following:

What if a guy has uncontrollable pee shakes and when he pees he shakes his urine everywhere. The urine sinks into the walls, collecting moisture that black mold feeds off of, causing early death.

Is it bad that we legislate against this sort of behavior?

>>34435124
what is wrong with this earth

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is /r9k/ getting raided again?

women cannot do humor right

>>34432569
>tfw to intelligent to get raped

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*breathes in deeply*

"Hhhhhhhh"

*clears throat*

"OOOOH MODS???? I THINK YOU FORGOT ONE!!!!"

>>34435828
This isn't against the rules.

And if you want it deleted, use the "Report" button and don't cry for mods like a newfag

>>34434002
Nice virtue signal, but it's going to cost them a lot or all of their male business and they'll be eating the tax on their female customers.
Might put them out of business, might lead to them silently rescinding it and hoping to god the men come back but I doubt they can recover with that publicity.

Op here surprised this thread is still semi alive

>>34430451
>start pissing while sitting down
>it's WAY more comfy and satisfying
>do this for about 4 years
>start peeing while standing up again
>70% of the time the pee goes in some random direction
>always on edge when standing and peeing
>go back to sitting

>>34438310
>cant aim his dick
-Sad!

>>34432035
>implying "fembots" exist
>implying they're our caste
>every "fembot" is choosing to be one

Time to get out bub

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Finally I can use this image

>>34431557

Most of the girls who are open/honest about being size queens are ugly. All women are size queens, its just the beautiful/tall women are so pampered by men they don't express as much hatred toward subsections of men because it would be a waste of energy with little return.

>>>34435828
Nothing I love more than roasties getting toasty

Women are such negroes. There's no such thing as "white women".

>>34439991
kys, dumbest thing I've read all thread

>>34440026
t. asshurt roastie

Take your flaps somewhere else, harlot.

>>34431022
It isn't. It's not pus but you shouldn't use it to clean needles. It can also transmit some serious shit if the person is infected, like hepatitis.

>>34439591
I actually got a female friend to drive me to court like 300 miles away.