ALDKFNFKEL THERE'S A GIANT PIMPLE RIGHT ABOVE MY ASSHOLE AND IT HURTS WHEN I SIT REEEEEEEEE WHY DOES GOD PLAY THESE JOKES ON ME REEEEEE WHY DONT CHADS GET PIMPLES ON THEIR ASSHOLES RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE I CANT WORK LIKE THIS WTF DO I DO R9K
Look under ur mom's bed for the cylinder thing and insert it in your ass
>>34429717
It means that your hygiene in that area is not good enough, shower every day and wash your ass hole you disgusting fatty
>>34429772
>shower every day
tHATS IT I CANT HANDLE YOU NORMIES ON THIS BOARD ANYMORE
FIRST YOU WANTED ME TO GET A JOB AND STOP BEING A NEET
THEN YOU WANTED ME TO JUST LIFT SO I CAN TALK TO GIRLS
NOW YOU WANT ME TO SHOWER EVERY DAY???? WTF WHO HAS THE TIME FOR THAT ROOOOOO GTFO OUT OF HERE B4 I REEE WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS
ROOEEEEEEEOOOOEOEOEOOEO
>>34429717
This happened to me about a week ago anon, just wait and it will go away as long as you say clean, best of luck
>>34429772
>shower every day
You know how much money that costs?? you know how unneccesary that is?
>>34429717
They do get pimples on their assholes,they just don't complain about it on malaysian diorama instant message apps.
>tfw had an ingrown hair on the shaft of my dick
MY ASS IS HAIRY AND EVERY TIME I WIPE I SEE ASS HAIRS ON THE TOILET PAPER AND MY ASS STARTS TO BURN AFTER A WHILE.
AND I HAVE TO SPEND MORE MONEY TO BUY MORE TOILET PAPER BECAUSE I USE SO MUCH
GOD DAMN IT DJFOSKDUFKEBFKELSLSJFKSLA
>>34429717
Go shower once in a while, dumbass leaf
>>34430063
Shave your ass dumdum
>>34430189
>just shave ur ass bro
>just talk to her bro
>just be yourself bro
>>34430468
How is that even remotely the same? I started shaving my ass crack because sometimes shit would get stuck in the hair and stick all the hairs together. The only problem I have with it is farts getting stuck in my asscrack for some reason.