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>>34476910
What do they know, anon?

When people look at you when they pass in the streets I now always think it's because of my 'virgin walk'. Is this a real thing? I need to stop worry!

>>34476925
They know how lonely, depressed and antisocial I am in a milisecond. They know my world.
>>34476956
No I mean a heartfelt look into the eyes.

>>34476862
On my knees, while repenting to God to strike me down.

Tomorrow
Infinite Scroll
Infinite shitposting

>>34476862
I wrote a custom CSS theme that centers all the posts, combined with 4chanx. I also exclusively use the catalog but I always view threads by bump order

maximum comfy

Your other thread was fucking trash, why do you think making this one is a good idea? NOBODY CARES THAT YOU SMOKE POT.

>early days of getting high
>smoke weed and listen to the stooges - fun house
>it is telling and simultaneously predicting the story of my life
>I am a messiah-figure
>go for a walk
>mind vastly overanalyzes everything I see to the point of total confusion
>If I can't rationally interact with reality, it can't rationally interact with me

Now I'm glad I can just laugh at cartoons and say confusing funny things without the risk of psychosis

>>34476875
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about my dude. Why are you so upset man? Maybe you should pack a bowl.

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>>34476783
Still They Ride - Journey

But on a record

Shiina Ringo - SG ~ Superficcial Gossip~

Not in Youtube or Spotify I think.

congrats desu, I have so much shit to do from homework and I want to start a song on Fl Studio

>got a call for a job interview

I guess thats sort of productive

>>34476763
congrts anon! I did a 3D room today :)

>>34476731
>clubs

You're only looking for sadness if you go to a club.

>>34476745
My normalfag friends drag me out to clubs on a bi-weekly basis so I though I might atleast try to talk to women while I'm there

>>34476731
>ask them to dance

Jesus anon.

You wonder up and dance near them (risky) or buy them drinks (less risky), or offer them drugs (often works).

As >>34476745 says though, I'm not sure what a club would hold for a robot who doesn't already know this shit. Just go with friends and enjoy yourself the first few times, don't worry about girls.

"yeah." autistically as possible

"y-you too"
origignla

>>34476696
>>34476716
"Yeah."
but not in autistic way, smile and have a light and confident tone of voice

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>mw2
>not playing cod4promod

>>34476694
CoD MW2 was amazing given I played it on xbox back then. I had a lot of people that were top of the leader boards before the modders ruined it added.

>>34476694
Windows XP was so fucking ugly

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>>34476683
no, fuck off ya filthy attention whore
saged

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>>34476683
50/50
origiorigi

>>34476683
Generally hated but her orbiters are loud enough to where it almost seems like we do.

>>34476661
sorry, meant pepsi. my point still stands

>>34476661
>>34476673
open top of the container and drink.
is it really that hard?

>>34476700
but its made to be drunk with a straw?

Go to bar
Get drunk
Talk to people

Repeat every weekend

>>34476672
Fuck off normalfag, don't talk to me.

Want to be friends? I'm also pretty lonely

Requirements:
> Over 18
> not a liberal
> like vidya but not obsessed with it
> have some political knowledge
> not a degenerate

MTQ I guess, her guides would still suck but also be less popular if she was a guy

>still shilling this spineless BLACKED whore

alt right will orbit anybody who remotely says what they want to hear. even that faggot milo

>>34476529

She's the alt-right equivalent of a gamer girl. Fuck off.

Work at mcdonalds.
Second day, drinking a coke zero, free of charge because employed. Someone in the staff wants to greet me to the job. Coke get stuck in throat andget a coughing attack the second ge hands me his hand.

He just walked of and never talked to me anymire.

I just emember that nobody remembers them except for me

>Peeing at a urinal
>Coworker walks up and starts trying to talk to me
>Panic
>Don't say a word, finish up, and walk away
Fuck, I can barely handle talking to people normally, let alone when my cock is out

I'll take what I can get thanks

>>34476492
if this is not copypasta, you deserve a model for the incredible insight in your post. took the words right out of my mouth and described east asian women to a tee

Then again, do feminine women even exist in a post-industrial society

>>34476492
>femininity is about empathy, it's about women being gentle, soft, tender-hearted, loving animals/children, being a bit idealistic and romantic and all of that
So nothing western roasties are.
Good to know.

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>>34476453
Why are you a guy posting a troll thread?

Would you date a aspie boy who prob never will be able to work?
Like to watch cartoons and play car racing games. Is that a turnof?

>>34476468
Ive been lurking 4chan for about 8 years. I was 12 when i discovered /b/
I like this place maan