Jesus Christ words cannot describe how lonely I am. I literally

Go to bar
Get drunk
Talk to people

Repeat every weekend

>>34476672
Fuck off normalfag, don't talk to me.

Want to be friends? I'm also pretty lonely

Requirements:
> Over 18
> not a liberal
> like vidya but not obsessed with it
> have some political knowledge
> not a degenerate

>>34476698
>Over 18
Yes

>Not a liberal
Yes

>Like vidya
yes

>Have some political knowledge
Yes

>Not a degenerate
I exclusively masturbate to 2d, fuck

Do you have Skype or Discord? I'll talk to you

I'm the same OP. I can get friends in video games easy, but they're just not the same as RL ones.

>>34476725
Eh that's not that bad. Tbh I feel it's better to not support the porn industry that preys on brainwashed/vulnerable women and permanently ruins their life by making them a used-up roasty.
Yer alright in my books

>tfw don't have any problem making friends or at least acquitances irl
>But can't make an online friend if my life depended on it
I used to play L4D 2 constantly with strangers but never made a single friend, I don't know how online relationships are supossed to work

>>34476672
But what do you ask for at a bar? What's the protocol?

You can't just ask for a beer.

>>34476807
I seriously hope you're fucking joking.

I literally say in chat "add me to friends if you liked playing with me" and at the end of a game I'll have like 3 new friends messaging me. I could be a bot and they'd have no idea. That's how easy friending in games is.

>>34476646
hey whats up? hey whats up.......

>>34476841
Just say "guiness" or "hieneken" or "coors"

3 different types of beer, pick the one you like

>>34476856
I don't know, I almost never used the chat. I always thought that people playing online were the kind of people who don't want to make friends

>>34476856
>randoms add you on Steam
>they never interact with you afterwards

Why do they do this?

>>34476924
hey fuck you normie. kill yourself.

>>34476915
But don't these beers have stigmas attached? What if you order a pleb beer? Or one that's too fancy?

>>34476936
take the initiative pussy and talk to them. stupid autist normie.

>>34476936
Because they have a huge friends list too. Steam friends are the most flaky. Message them yourself sometime.

IG friends are closer.

>>34476841
you actually can, at least in my country.
if you go there and just ask for a beer, you get what is considered the "standard" brand. if they ask you what you want, you pick one that sounds appealing.
also give me your discord so i can talk to you while afkgrinding in 07scape

>>34476959
pleb beers are cool

>>34476685
>afraid of alcohol

you're just a fat anime-watching fuck

>>34476959
The ones I said are all standard beers and any "stigma" is personal taste. Unless you're with friends who hate your choice in drinks no one will care, especially not the bartender

how do you meet friends after college

is >>34476672
really all you can do?

>>34477077
make friends at work and hang out with them
have a hobby, talk to people with the same interests and meet people that way
the older you get, the harder it is to make new friends because people barely leave the social circles they have built up. it is not impossible tho and you'll find people who will welcome you to their group with open arms if you are friendly/enthusiastic enough. dont ever make up a hobby tho, find something you genuinely like.

>>34477077
Church, work, or other clubs. Neighbors, your kid's friend's parents, extended family.

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>>34476672
>go into bar for fist time
>sit down
>try to get bar tenders attention
>"O-one beer please"
>he come over
>you 18 kid?
>mfw I'm 26
>"b-but the drinking age is 21 isn't it. here I have ID-"
>"save it kid, I've seen enough fake IDs in my day to know the difference. listen, I don't know you, so if you really don't want to go home you can stay here a bit."
>"b-but I really am over 21-"
>i'm not serving you alcohol, end of story."
>give up trying to convince him
>go over to an empty booth and sit down.
>see two obviously underage girls come in
>they go over to some hipster looking faggot and ask him to but them drinks
>he does
>I try to ignore them, but they start being loud
>"like Oh my god, I'm like literally getting drunk after only one drink."
>"like I know right, I like thought I'd be able to down more shots, but I'm like literally going to pass out if I have like one more drink"
>the hipster fag is still hanging around them flirting
>there's no way he can't tell that they're fucking 15 year olds
>get pissed off
>leave and go home
>angrily punch the wall at my house

>>34477278

>Burgerstanis need to be 21 to buy alcohol

I wanna laugh but I genuinely feel sorry

>>34476685
>omg im so lonely :^(

anon tries to help you

>FUCK OFF REEE NORMALFAG!!!!!!

You are literally worse than FB/Tumblr fagarinas.

I dont even talk to my whole family i jsut talk to my mom and all i can see in her eyes is pitty

>>34476841
A shot and a beer.

Down the shot, sip the beer.

>>34477010
>killing your lever
>cool

>>34476698
Do I have to be white?

>>34477476
People don't drink to be cool you absolute faggot

>>34476646
>having a family to talk to
normie ree

>>34477865
They do it to fit in. They are weak.

>>34477948
No, you're just autistic

ghvjb.k-jl

>>34478100
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

Didn't think so, yerk

>>34476698
I'm not a liberal, I'm communist :^)

>>34478190
is there a difference at this point?

>>34478190
>not Antifa
>you are a yuge loser

>>34476646
I talk so little, I am slowly losing my ability to produce coherent speech. It's sabotaging my job interviews.

>I spend most of my morning alone
>I work alone in the afternoon and night
>I get home and go to sleep
>when I dont work in the weekends I spend the day playing vidya and shitposting
>repeat

Jesus christ human beings arent meant to be this lonely I hate myself so fucking much

You've got to be the one who changes something. Someone isn't going to break down your door and start talking to you/want to be friends with you.

>go to a bar/cafe regularly (don't go crazy if you have an alcohol problem)
>volunteer somewhere
>join an intramural sports league
>go to the park/camping/hiking/natural
>randomly walk around the city and look for cool shit
>join a dating app
>go to the library/museum/art museum
>go to college? get a job?

Everywhere you go you have to actively talk to people, try to get to know them, make friends.

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>tfw cant be doing nothing or not having some sort of noise in the background because if I be alone with my own thoughts I start to cry

>>34478966

>join a dating app

That never works for a true robot

>>34478516
The difference has never been greater actually.

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>>34476646
Dave here,
I'll be your bud!
Here's a bud light with your name on it!

>>34478982
Great so do the other shit or fucking give up and be a sad piece of shit all your life.

>want friends
>can't stand being around people
>terrified of having conversations
I am trash man