Let's say you're testing the waters and flirting with

"yeah." autistically as possible

"y-you too"
origignla

>>34476696
>>34476716
"Yeah."
but not in autistic way, smile and have a light and confident tone of voice

>>34476696

"Yeah, I did. Let's have sex now."

>Tfw this is probably how I'd respond and I'd completely blow it

"I don't know, did it feel something like this?" and escalate the touching

That's completely unrealistic, but if it somehow happened I'd apologize and make some distance between us.

>>34476696
No, you must be thinking of the guy over there on the other end of the room. He's got really long arms.

>>34477320
best response yett orgignaigalty

>>34476753
This is the best answer so far for maximum flirtage.

>>34477320
This is the best answer so far for maximum funny (girls love funny).

>>34477197
This will keep you single forever

The narrative got too unrealistic for me when you opened you flirting with a girl

>>34477320

Deliver this line like Jim from the Office and you're in

>>34476696
Why there is not porn actresses like that?

>>34476696
got sauce on the pic?

>>34477737
>>34477974
tassa fowler
she is a pron actress

>>34477974
>>34477737
what is google?

I fucking knew the robot woul dget me

>>34476696

what do you think i did? you stupid dumb bitch.

The only softcore vids I like are exhibitionist ones.

id probably say something fedora-tier like "is that alright? i just want to be closer to you."

>>34476696
I'd say maybe, touch her again, and ask "can you feel it now, mr krabs?"

It's kind of autistic but the only way I'm capable of connecting to normies is through spongebob jokes.

>>34478519
>kind of autistic
>kind of
this really stole my krabby patty formula

Yes i did, did you liked it?
That's the most alpha response

>>34478634
Fuck I should of did that. Just ingorned it and said what playfully? Thankfully didn't end on that note

Where's a good place for a first tinder date? It's cold here so nothing outdoors. Coffee shop still cool or does it need be something more high energy like an activity?