DUDE WEED Tell me your best stories from being high. I'm

Your other thread was fucking trash, why do you think making this one is a good idea? NOBODY CARES THAT YOU SMOKE POT.

>early days of getting high
>smoke weed and listen to the stooges - fun house
>it is telling and simultaneously predicting the story of my life
>I am a messiah-figure
>go for a walk
>mind vastly overanalyzes everything I see to the point of total confusion
>If I can't rationally interact with reality, it can't rationally interact with me

Now I'm glad I can just laugh at cartoons and say confusing funny things without the risk of psychosis

>>34476875
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about my dude. Why are you so upset man? Maybe you should pack a bowl.

>>34476965
>our mind is made of fractals
>all our thought patterns are fractals
>reading is fractals
>the future is in the present
>everyday events are, like, god talking directly to us, man

wild ride

>be me 3 months ago
>discover online medicinal marijuana dispensary
>order some weed and shatter
>no verification needed
>it arrives
>best bud I've ever smoked
>the shatter gives a smooth long lasting high
>I can now buy top quality marijuana products whenever I want