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Ponoka

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>>34658551
akko

best girl

Go to /a you degenerate weebs

>>34658533
>scared virgin
>''asexual''

You're not asexual, anon. Merely autistic.

>>34658533
You aren't asexual, you're just a pussy who's scared of sex

>>34658531
Why's that? I really don't get the "You can't be a robot if you're X" meme.

>>34658657
Im pretty sure its a spin on the no true Scotsman thing. If you took every "you arent a robot if X" meme and put it all on a list there wouldnt be anyone qualified to be a true robot.

>>34658531
thats a good thing retard, no one wants to be a robot apart from normie fucking scum because they think its some special club, if you want to be a robot get the fuck off my board,

>some harmless abnormality is happening
>american's first instinct is to call the cops
Is this for real? Holy fuck

It's not my fucking responsibility to get involved with other people's problems. I have enough problems already.

I don't know the context. You could be intervening on a beating of someone, to later find out the person inciting the violence had their sister killed by the person getting the shit beaten out of them.

Not my problem.

>>34658521
>why is everyone a coward?
because you can get in trouble with the law for inane things if you intervene in these situations.

you can never tell if someone's actually in trouble, or they're just malingering or putting on a show to try and hook someone into a lawsuit.

>>34658508
If she says she wants a break for any reason then GTFO and move on with your life. That is a huge red flag that she isn't in to you anymore and is either fucking someone else behind your back or is about to.

>>34658535
she isn't fucking someone else behind my back, she just wants me to feel thirst for her again, which you normally lose that passion after 4 years. It is very hard for me but I keep trying and maybe I can fix things but I am not sure about the future. She is really nice and such but is not loyal to me i.e she could leave me any moment and I was told "this is your last mistake, next time we will split up"

>>34658664
>and is not loyal to me
Then go and leave. If what you said is true then she's literally just using you as a human wallet. If any partner in the relationship isn't loyal to the other (which is insanely important for any relationship to work) then there's no use being in one and it will only drag you down. Maybe I'm just being a paranoid fuck, but I've seen tons of people get fucked over from shit like this because they thought that their partner was still in to them or that everything will work out ok.

You've probably set realistic expectations for yourself, and don't worry about living life according to others

Youre developing manic depression.

Enjoy the manic phase while it lasts and prepare for the comedown.

you're at the high of your dysthymia. it'll come down soon enough.

1. Male
2. 20
3. 2 people
4. 7 times a week
5. Nope
6. 2-3 times
7. Nope
8. 6 days?
9. No
10. No
11. No
12. No
13. I don't masturbate
14. No
15. Once every 2 weeks
16. No

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>>34658388
>1.male/female
m
>2.age
22
>3.how many people do you live with
1
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
0.3?
>5.do you floss
once every few months
>6.how many times per week do you shower
1
>7.do you use deodorant
yea
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
6+
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
no
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
not atm
>11.do you use piss jugs
no, bathroom is next to my room
>12.do you shit in anything besides a toilet
no
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
kek i just close my foreskin lad
>14.do you have any pets
cat
>15.how many times per week do you shave
3 months ago
>16.is there trash or random shit in your living area
hell yea

>>34658388
1. male
2. 1010000
3. 0
4. 0
5. no
6. 0
7. no
8. until they don't fit
9. yes
10. yes
11. yes
12. yes
13. -1
14. yes
15. 0
16. yes

>>34658336
Every time is the worst time. We are living in Hell.

>>34658336
>healthiest time in human history
>safest time with lowest crime rates ever recorded in all of human history
>most knowledgeable time in human history
>able to do more hobbies than any time in human history
>have worker's rights unparalleled by any time period in human history (the concept of "days off" did not exist just 100 years ago)

>food more abundant than any time in human history
>wealthier times for the average man than any time in human history

Yes OP you are just a dumb memer. Overpopulation is a meme.

>>34658398
All of that is true, but people are also the least happy. Maybe health, safety, and leisure aren't the keys to a good life?

bpd gfs are what i deserve tbqh

>>34658304
NO ONE DESERVES THE PAIN OF GETTING ALL THE LOVE AND AFFECTION YOU COULD ASK FOR AND THEN SUDDENLY GETTING IT ALL RIPPED AWAY FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON

>Dating white women
Your own fault OP

>>34658244
Depends on what kind of gf you want

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>>34658474
I want a suicidal Black lady with plenty of fat folds to get lost in.

>>34658474
This is probably the rarest kind of gf, but my type is one who likes to read and actually has a good taste in music (by robot standards)

>tumblr
>reddit
>doesn't post this on /mu/
I strongly dislike you but you should probably listen to The Velvet Underground & Nico

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Queen, Rush, Rolling Stones, Beatles, Iron Maiden, ACDC, Metallica, Black Sabbath.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Z6gaa3xqY

>>34658197
Are you fishing for a compliment or validation or something? What could be your motivation for making such a retarded and pretentious post?

i'm probably depressed but i can't relate to normalfag depression

mine comes from literal hopelessness, which is why i don't even know if it's depression or just the brain's natural reaction to being so hopeless

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It seems like we're all so hurt deeply that we have to externalize it as humor that we can share in, like having a common grief. It's just pretty pathetic that our common culture is how sad we are.

>>34658150

Idk OP I just haven't found a reason to live, I have looked for over 10 years, I have cleared my depression, keep my body in okay shape, eat healthy enough but I still end up wondering why am I doing all of this? Just to continue my hedonistic lifestyle is that all there is for me?

Ending it all doesn't sound like a bad option in the end.

Man I always wanted that fig but it has gotten so fucking expensive over the years. Did you get it at release?

>>34658083
Nothing wrong with that anon, when you'll be 30 that girl will become real

>>34658083
She's out there. Maybe not literally but parts of her are.

The question is are you satisfied to never find her?

>>34658079
You mean masturbate

>had the sex this afternoon
take that, fag. my gf is gonna come over later tonight too. gonna sex her so hard

>>34658079
Lol I'm sexing my gf right now pussy

>>34658016
Yes. But I think it just makes me look like a boring IT consultant.

>>34658016
you look like a paedophile

>>34658016
It makes you look like a particularly poorly proportioned manlet to be honest.