>havent had sex in almost 24 hours

>>34658079
You mean masturbate

>had the sex this afternoon
take that, fag. my gf is gonna come over later tonight too. gonna sex her so hard

>>34658079
Lol I'm sexing my gf right now pussy

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>>34658079
>haven't gotten my dick wet in the past couple hours
Should I just kill myself guys? I don't think I can go on

>>34658137
Is there any other way to have sex?

>>34658079
You're a nigger, OP, you know that?

>Still a virgin
Halp

>>34658079
What's was the purpose of creating this thread?

>>34659638
oregano age?

>be 24
>virgin
>haven't had sex in 24 years

>>34659666
27 oregano's originale

>>34659746
how is that even possible? orrigono

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>>34659766
fuck off normworm

>tfw no sex in over 15 years
>tfw born-again virgin

feels ok I guess

>>34658207
this is a render

these doughnuts are not real

>haven't had sex in almost 24 years
a-t least it is not august, y-yet

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>Haven't had sex in 30 minutes

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>Haven't had sex in over two years

That was my only time too, so i'm practically still a virgin

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[forward_arrow]haven't inserted the penus in almost 20 microseconds

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>>34658079
>haven't had sex in a themptosecond

>>34660149
it's getting closer to 7 years for me. buck up kid, you have your whole life ahead of you

>>34659766
I do not know. Painis

>>34660322
Sorry to hear that, getting to a number like that is one of my biggest fears

>>34660513
at this point it might be easier to claim that I am an old virgin who has absolutely no experience
the gaps in my relationship history have no valid excuse

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>>34660300
>haven't had sex for literally planck time

Just literally figuratively kill me tbqch famalamadingdong

>>34658079
4 years for me, but I got hope.

>>34660300
Haven't had sex in a decicentimilimicronanopicosecond
Just end my life already

>>34658079
I know people who are like this

They don't have sex for like 2 months and they want to kill themselves. This one I know checked himself into a hospital. Fucking normies try going 4 years

>>34660678
Fucking normie, try 24 years

>>34660769
Try going 27 ya piece of scrap

>>34658079
>haven't had sex in over 2 years
Doesn't bother me one bit. Not having anyone to cuddle is infinitely worse

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>haven't had sex in two weeks
How do you bros make it?