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>that guy that breathes in between every breath

>that guy who sleeps every night

>that guy looking at what people do after their every rep after every rep

>>41509743
you need to learn to reject girls quickly, leading them on will just hurt you and her in the end

t. just ended things with a girl who put me on the pedestal
>tfw I actually miss her :(

>>41509743
>got fit
>got confident
>finally decide to ask out my crush
>she turns me down
>fuck
>after lifting for a few more months decide to ask her again
>still says no
>favors a guy who doesn't lift and cheated on her over me
>i want to die

If you get fit, the stakes for failure are so much higher because if you fail that means all that time you've spent in the gym was for nothing.
I'll say all I walked out of the gym with was mental endurance.

>>41509832
no it just means that women are vapid whores and you should never lift with the sole purpose of acquiring one.

Lift for yourself, anon:

I love blond twinks as much as anybody but what's with the tone? Who are you even trying to be?

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>>41508927
>twink

LMFAO NICE COPE

ERIC IS MORE RIPPED, MORE SHREDDED, AND MORE FIT THAN ANYONE ON THIS MONGOLIAN NOODLE MAKING FORUM

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>>41508908
you take that back....
Who the fuck is this??? and why would I be mad? Is it really already summer??

get this fuckin non triple digit dumbell slingin, asshole who looks like he belongs in an extremely shitty disney sitcom about someone struggling with their sexuality/Gender because he was raised by liberal pussys off of this fucking Sacred ground!!!!! Ive been lurking on fit literally for over a decade, and for some reason I finally felt the need to post something. Instead of just sitting back and watching this board DE-volve into a fucking shittiest of shitty puke and cum shows and feeling shame and disgust because of where this chan is goin. Enough is enough, it ends today May 20th. IN THIS THREAD BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU LIFT FOR GIRLS YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT. I HAVNT BEAT OFF SINCE 2012 BECAUSE IT MAKES ME MORE AGGRESSIVE IN THE GYM!!!! IF YOU BEAT YOUR DICK HARDER THAN A SUNDAY MORNING BONER I SUGGEST YOU TAKE A BREAK AND LET YOR HORMONES GET BACK TO BASELINE SO YOU CAN BECOME THE SAVAGE FUCKBOY SLAYING MACHINE I KNOW YOU WERE BORN AND BRED TO BE BY THE DNA STRUCTURE OF THE GODS TO BE. RISE UP FIT GOD DAMNIT CAN WE GETTA 20IN ARM OR LARGER THREAD GOING....FUCKBOYS AND AB FLINGERS GO GET YOUR FUCKING ALMONDS ACTIVATED SOMEWHERE ELSE, BECAUSE HERE......WE EAT!!!!!!!!!!
THE AESTHETIC BABY BITCH BOY CRUNCH MY WAY AROUND THE GYM IN MY BRIGHTLY COLORED NEON BULLSHIT AND STRINGER ERA IS OVER.

Next time youre about to kick up those 110s and PUSH FUCK the shit out of them.... I want you to think of this moment for it is ours! FOR ALL OF TIME!

I am the product of /fit/
I lurk therefore I am.
I even lift therefore I do.

praise be to Zyzz. our Martyr RIP
and
remember......WE ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING MAKE IT.

Sleeping on your back.

This isn't debatable.

>>41508302
Everytime I try to fall asleep on my back, I always wake up on my stomach later on because I'm so used to it and do it involuntarily in my sleep

Help me bros, how can I force myself to sleep on my back?

>>41508210
back/left side

>>41506870
I drink heavy cream now. I water it down with a little cow milk sometimes.

>>41506870
yes, why not spend 5 times more on something with 5 times less nutrients
good goy

>>41506916
Keep drinking down those estrogens goy??

>>41504486
suck dick

>>41504486
guy on left is chad, guy on right fucking negative canthal tilt and nigger lips

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>>41504486
Bogdabots

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>>41501280
is anyone going to do a comfy /plg/ WSM stream?

how do you know when youre injured

i hit 405x1 squat today @ 157 bw and my right glute/lower back/hip is hurting and its pretty uncomfortable

help

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>>41501382
I strongly second this

When is it, and do we need some one to purchase a stream?

>>41497534
I'm getting /thicc/.

>>41497534
so thicc mode is for lazy 5x5 manlets who are too lazy to do cardio. gotcha

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>>41485903
>485903Facial aesthetics general (/fag/ for short).

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>>41485903
Why so srs, OP?

Also, tis me. Yes, I'm in the middle of losing more weight.

>>41485960
r u trap?

>>41513383
t. Not shredded as fuck

My gym doesn't allow shirtless fucks.

He's not shredded "as fuck" by /fit, or YouTube standards though, hell, even Instagram models are more shredded than him.

Regardless, I think the beta was an actor though because I can't seem to understand why anyone would ever care if some random dude was filming himself shirtless, much less confront him about it. There is literally nothing to gain here but I'm guessing the video maker wanted to get more youtube subscribers

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>finally proficient
where the fuck is my bf?

>>41512089
Right here bb ;)

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Chestlet reporting in

Run 10 miles a day. Nothing else. You'll get jacked.

>>41510439

Hi anon,

Look at the sticky, and if you still have questions, feel free to ask them. Thanks!

>>41510461
what kind of faggotry is this?

>>41510439
READ THE FUCKING STICKY

>>41510227
are you me
why is this happening

Does anyone else feel small compared to people who are your height and weight??? like fuck this happened to me last night and I realized I have a shitty perception of myself

>>41510227
>>41510271
Low T and low self esteem, also likely poor posture. Stop jerking off and looking at porn (until you get some again, even just a handy) and tan shirtless for 15 minutes a day (each, front and back, just sit on a normal chair and read a book leaned over with your back to the sun if you don't want to be a fag and tan like a girl)

>>41500907
is there any loose skin?
I've heard intermittent fasting results in less loose skin attributed to rapid weight loss.

Water fasting is what exactly...

>>41500930
Water fasting is consuming nothing but water

>>41500987
you're gonna have micro and macro nutrient deficiency.

Fast a full 28 days or what does the time frame look like?

>>41513455
Fat is really easy, just add whole milk or butter or olive oil or flax seeds or nuts.

>>41513455

Drink a couple teaspoons of whatever oil you have.

Ideally olive oil.

>>41513455
Tablespoon of olive oil.