>slaps you and your GF's ass in the club
What do?
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keep 'mirin those gains
>No homo
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>>41685448
i stick a pin in his cep and drain the SEO
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>>41685478
>teleports behind you
>blocks path
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Fraudulents General
Micro penis, tfwnogf and Mehmet mast edition
Newfriends read the reddit steroids wiki. Google it.
NO SOURCE TALK
Pic is the only one I have on my phone.
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masT vs bimbo, who would win in an ultimate gay showdown?
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>>41685466
Is this even a question? Mast. He could easily knock out bimbos knees and get easy access
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Hi everyone. Have a good sunday and do your best (᷀ົ৺᷀ົ)
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I'm gonna use this thread to tell you fuckers what I hate about /fit/
1. Know-it-all faggots who will claim they know the 100 perfect way to perform a squat, anything else is a meme
2. Poorfags and cheapfags who think that wearing good lifting shoes is for faggots and Olympics, or just calling it a meme
3. DYEL faggots who started doing curls last week making threads asking about their BF%, and faggots who reply calling BF% a meme
4. /pol/-fags posting shit about which race is superior to all others, thinly veiled in /fit/ wording
5. Memes
6. GSLP-fags who claim that SS/SL are memes while basically doing the same thing with added AMRAP
Feel free to add to this list about what fucking sucks about /fit/. Pic related, it's a woman who doesn't care how much you deadlift.
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/r9k/ and /pol/ leaking into /fit/
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>>41685365
don't forget the new /fat/ general. this place is embarrassing.
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>>41685365
7. Whiny faggot OPs who shitpost threads complaining about how shitty /fit/ is instead of posting quality on-topic threads that encourage productive conversation
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If you can't deadlift 5pl8, you are weaker than a girl.
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Blue plates are 35lbs and yellow plate is 25lbs
>5plate deadlift
Spotted the DYEL
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>>41685316
is that a girl or a "girl"?
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She's on tren and has an 8 inch clit
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>Tfw cant run due to ankle pain
>tfw feeling fat already
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>>41685163
3rd time i see this fucking comic yet still no sauce
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>>41685221
i'm also waiting for the sauce.
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You guys are fucking idiots. The mother wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the boy choose the merry go round.
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What are your vices, /fit/? I love smoking cigars and will probably never stop. I am interested in getting a tobacco pipe but will keep it private since I don't want to look like a fedora.
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Coffee and porn.
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wanking
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Vape
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>at a house party 30 minutes ago (eurocuck)
>wear tight faggot clothes so my abs are visible
>talk to a girl for a while now
>after a few drinks
>makes that hand sign of follow me
>goes into her room
>starts getting undressed
>I freak out internelly and say I need to use the bathroom
>nope the fuck out to my home
>browse /fit/ (now)
Just gonna go to the gym now...what should I do?
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>>41685048
You're a faggot, OP
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>>41685048
What's wrong with you?
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You are unironically gay
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Why aren't you a doctor yet?
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Because I am a fourth year medical student.
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>>41685103
This, 2 more to go
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because i dont give a fuck about other people's problems
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How strong and tall do you need to be to assert dominance over a dog?
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>>41684996
Dogs have no grasp on the concept of height or how big the opponent is. Its about who backs down first.
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wasnt it said that this guy has no idea what hes doing and certified dog trainers said he was doing shit wrong
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I recall voice affects the dog understanding of whos the leader
They grasp high pitched voice (from a woman/child) as less threatening and such
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Anyone have any good workouts specifically tailored to meet and exceed the Marine physical fitness requirements so I don't get laughed at boot camp. Anyone have a program that could help me out? I don't need to lose weight and am already at a mediocre level of fitness with a 8 minute mile, 85 push ups in a minute, and the ability to do 20 pull ups. I'm 20 by the way.
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>>41684950
Pull ups and running. That's all they focus on.
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>>41685057
If you're a Marine, what's the level they tend to like the best. Recruiter said getting it down to 7 minutes would be ideal. But I've been told to check everything the recruiter says.
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>>41684950
Mile? Don't they do 1.5 mile?
t. Poolee
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Body fat estimate?
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>>41684800
10-30%
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>>41684800
probably in the 20s
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Allright lads, I need your best lifting music
>Ay OP why aren't you posting this in /mu/
I already did and I got the same replies as always i.e. Swans and Death Grips, plus shitty metal and buttrock.
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if you want to be MOTIVATED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkqsdsToPys
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>>41685044
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4lGLNK_Yo
This one
Remembering how many times i died to this faggot dog make me mad
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>>41685085
yes it was the original git gud
also the faggot japanese made the game harder for white piggu
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Can someone please answer why this board is so obsessed with girls all the fucking time? Everything on this board revolves around girls and every single thread, no matter the topic, turns back to girls
Why is this? Why does a board about fitness have over 90% of its thread dedicated to talking about girls?
Is it just another example of the power girls have over guys in every facet of their life that everything guys talk about and do has to relate to girls in some way?
I just don't get it.
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>>41684643
Turns out it's a biological need to want to sleep with women.
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>figures out that /fit/ revolves around our collective insecurities
Congrats genius
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in every species aesthetics is all about attracting a mate, m8
Can I get a 6pack using this? I want nice abs before summer starts
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>>41684616
It kind of feels nice in your balls if you face outward and put the belt across your lower abdomen.
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>>41684616
No. Read the sticky
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>>41685556
I did but I'm not looking for weight programs. I just want abs, not turn into a big meat balloon
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It's time to resurrect the Zyzz spirit within us brahs. Post vocal trance, house and progressive music to lift to or dance to in this thread.
https://youtu.be/tacdiZL_KUs
We're all gonna fucking make it brahs.
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>inb4 why does everyone glorify this druggie small faggot lol my physique is 100 times better and I'm alive
Cant we just be respectful to the dead?
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why does everyone glorify this druggie small faggot lol my physique is 100 times better and I'm alive
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Best vocal trance track of all time.