>slaps you and your GF's ass in the club What do?

keep 'mirin those gains
>No homo

>>41685448
i stick a pin in his cep and drain the SEO

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>>41685478
>teleports behind you
>blocks path

suck his tren stick then lick his test hole

>>41685507
Why do they all wear their shoes like that
Rich piana and his crew do it too

>>41685641
Cos it's cool

Defeat him in a dick wrestling contest to assert my dominance

>>41686210
but its not

they look like giant toolbags

He would be impressive if he didn't do that stupid head-leaning-Back forced perspective b.s.

He's big enough without the trickery

while faking an apology to this brute, step down with 10 foot-pounds onto his instep, crushing it and any resistance he might put forth. I then proceed to grab him by both collarbones and break them both easily... he is mine to do with as I please from that point forth.

>>41686369
i think you mean gear 3. but still underrated comment

>>41685641

Because Jordans are so valuable niggers regularly kill each other them. It's some sort of status symbol.

>>41686423
gear 4th is gorilla sumo mode.

>>41685507
>>41685448
This guy seems to be huge

Its shoop, camera or is real?

Is he 6 '3?

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>>41686210
>>41686377
it looks fucking dumb. They always look like oversized clown shoes. pic related

>>41685507

Look at anyone who mimics celebrity nigger culture. They want to emulate that status. They think "x millionaire nigger wears this, so if I wear this, people will think I'm of similar status"

Ask to buy some steroids from him

>>41686697
Yeah but that dude can kill you with his owb hands

He can make you his bitch

I see this dude and just think how can i beat him

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>>41686641
https://www.instagram.com/craiggolias/?hl=en

G E N E T I C S

>>41685448
I actually did this guys. I grew up the little guy. I know how it feels to be pushed around and not able to do anything about it. I usually try to stick up for the little guy now. In high school I hit a growth spurt and filled out after high school.

So I blacked out about a week ago this is one of the things I did.

>at club dancing with friends
>notice a manlet dancing kinda close to me
>I grab his ass and pretend like I did nothing
>he obviously notices, I was blackout drunk so I dont think i was at all slick
>I point to one of my friends standing near me trying to blame them
>he settles down and goes back to dancing where he was
>but wait I do it again
>and again
>finally he had enough but from what I hear I had like 5 inches on this and like 50lbs of lean mass
>almost get into a fight but a friend gets inbetween us potentially saving me from assult charges

I feel really bad about this but I don't remember doing any of this and it already happened so I guess all I can do is laugh at it

>>41685448
lmao r u implyin i will EVER have gf

>>41686903
we all gonna make it breh

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>>41686912
you are too kind.

>>41686381
You think he feels like he's big enough?