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>>18525936
Unless you're 25 dude you're totally fine

The fact you can talk to a girl at all Is pretty big step

Just dont define your racial identity by your interests and be interesting to women in general

Also stop getting dating advice from 4chan

It's the OP

That's the thing though idk how to talk to them. Like my brain shuts down. And I start to stutter, and words aren't coming out of my mouth.

>>18526021
Clearly you have shit confidence
Just focus on yourself and then go after it when you feel ready

You have a lifetime to get it together

>>18525899
They're not making an ad that's putting a joke on it you're reading way too much into it

>>18525899

how is this a joke about jareds pedophillia?

has he been outted as a footfag? does he have a footlong dick? or does he only like minors who are a foot long?

>>18525937
You know which footlongs Jared was referring to

Already 4th page with no answer?

Bumping, just before going to sleep. Will look at the thread tomorrow morning, see if anything happened in it in the meantime. Good night!

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>>18525879
Tldr

>>18525879
Get a McJob. It's all you are qualified to do while waiting to go back. Either that, or abandon your degree to pursue a skilled trade.

All about the face.

You aren't that short. I'm 170cm tall and I've had a girlfriend for 6 years, if that helps.

>>18525872
Tinder is 100% looks, so if you care about it then get some better pictures that capture you from better angles and photoshop them or whatever to make yourself as attractive as you can.
Tinder's not the best option for meeting people, though, mainly because it's all online and it has nothing to do with the way real-life interaction goes, which in the end is all you care about.
So my advice is to learn to not have your self-esteem depend on your # of tinder matches and approach girls in real life till you're good at girls.

>>18525869
Take your uncle's offer while staying in touch with your father. You don't need to move to the same town as him to show him you care. Call him. Video chat him. Visit him when you're free.

>>18525836
If she wants to get married to have sex then that's her call; make a compromise, how can both scenarios work? Tell her about this and see how she feels if she admits she's curios assure her its not wrong and playing it safe works. Don't push anything to a point of harassment. Even then she's bound to change her mind with time. Just be real suave and sexy when you get it on and look for body language to see if she's holding back because if she is she we brake eventually. If all fails then shit... Your dating a saint, a girl like her will never want anybody else unless you destroy her. I've had a girlfriend like this had sex sometime after the first year and we had so much sex for for more years and then we broke up lol no mirage

>>18526159
Yeah OP. Marry or leave her. She's too good for u

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>>18525836
Don't try to manipulate her beliefs. Most men would kill for a woman like that. If you don't want that, then tell her you're moving on.

Marrying a virgin is like winning the lottery these days, and it's actually really healthy for the relationship

>>18525759
it was a recent software update thats fuck it up

>>18525759
http://www.thegamer.com/sony-playstation-update-470-brick/

>>18525737
It is highly unlikely you'll get hired. Police are under a lot of scrutiny constantly and if you ever make a mistake on the job and someone finds out you have a recorded psych diagnosis, the department will get into deep shit with the public, city, county, even state. You'll be at the bottom of the list for sure.

Maybe it's different since you haven't taken meds. Were they ever prescribed? Did you not take them AMA? These could all be crucial.

>>18525761
I was prescribed an anti-psychotic medicine during this event. But I never took it. I was also prescribed SSRIs for anxiety years prior to that.

I had a feeling this would hurt my chances. Is there any branch of law enforcement that would be more open to somebody like me?

>>18525778
Ok, so you were prescribed anti-psychotics and didn't take them, against medical advice. Sounds like a dangerous person to have dealing with irate, high, drunken, or violent people on the street

You're fucked if you want to be in law enforcement and patrol the streets or handle interactions with the public as a uniformed officer, but you could probably be a part of their civilian staff
>dispatchers
>lab workers
>IT staff
>etc.

>>18525728
Find a girl who is a virgin and not a liar. Good luck.

>>18525728
>fucked up shit happen to tricked by some frat kids to get gang banged or forced to show her tits to a bunch of dudes or some shit
These are porn plots not real life. If a girl does this she was not tricked or forced at all

Get help. This is insecurity issues. It won't get any better and you will alienate any girls that get close to you continuing down this path.

Wake up son, the world doesn't revolve around you. People live things, people do stuff. You have to accept that.

>>18525631
>fiancé

No this is just going to cause major issues throughout your whole relationship and could possibly end it. If this was just some gf that you didn't see any future with then it would be fine but if you actually want to marry her this would be an awful idea.

Totally go to your fiance first. If you think that her sister has a thing for you, it is better to tell your fiance now rather than to try and cause the sister to show attraction for you. If you talk to your fiance about it now, she will probably discuss it with the sister and diffuse any tensions. If you were to try and make the sister show attraction for you, it could only end in problems with one of, or both of the women. Talking is the only way out of this predicament.

Good luck.

>>18525634

Thanks dude. I've never been a cheater, been loyal to every girl I've been with, including the ones I knew weren't faithful to me. And this is the girl I intend to be with, so this was basically my first reaction to my own thoughts.

But it seems like everything is in place for me to have a threesome with twins, and that's still a fucking awesome, tempting possibility

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sorry, anon. thankfully, it looks like the rest of ur life is going really well. maybe this will be a good thing in the long haul.

Just keep on pushing along, my dude. Just gotta keep on living and try to put it behind you. It will take time, but eventually you will look back on it and probably laugh. You are the most important person in your life, don't forget that.

>>18525651
>>18525635

thanks my dudes. its just tough. all I want is her back. but its past that point. I've emailed her and explain how I feel and where I'm at .
but I know its past a certain of no return.

interesting how you want a future with someone. but that person's actions don't line up with what she says.

in the end I learnt. a future with someone is something you both create together. The meat and potatoes of a relationship is working for it and making decisions together / go after goals together. sure its not always perfect.
but in the end you have to think what's right for a future / future children.

ugghh. stomach pains now and anxiety. The worst is waking up and feeling this all over again.

I'm in the same boat you are. You got any friends where you are at? If you get enough people together, someone will come up with an idea of something to do.

>>18525538
I think that's the worst part. I have 6-8 good friends I hang out with from time to time, but even then we're all just sitting around thinking of things to do. We don't have a lot of money, so most things are out of the question and we typically just end up debating what to do and come up with nothing.

>>18525525
Get a project car or motorcycle and work on it.

>>18525486
follow the basic rule of 3s
talk about things you actually have experience with
practice in front of a mirror and make sure you have at least 5 mins of jokes

>tell story
>set up for joke
>punchline
>listen to laughter

It's not that hard

>>18525486

Short, safety, Sudden.

Short:
>The longer a joke is, the less funny the punchline will be because they're more invested as a fucking story, rather than a joke.

Safety;
>A jokes not funny if they think you might actually have a five year old girl in the back of your van tied up. People do not find legitimate dangerous situations funny. They need to feel safe around you, you need to know what your audience likes and does not like.

Sudden;
>The key to every good joke (and horror story, same structure really...) is the punchline.
It's designed to turn this short story on it's ass and blindside the audience for the desired effect.

I remember reading some psych stuff on this. The theory about why we laugh was to signal safety.
When monkeys heard rustling in bushes, they'd get scared. It might be a predator. One would check it out. When it turns out they were scared of the wind, they'd laugh.

The "oh shit, it's a predator, fuck" was the first joke, the punchline was "Ha, pussy, it was just the wind". One they knew they were safe, they laughed.

The flip side, horror, is when they heard it, one got to close, and saw eyes peeking through the bushes.
That gave the "When you see it" effect good horror stories give. Not jump-scares, even better, the chill down your spine that temporarily freezes you in place, because if you move to suddenly, the predator knows you are aware, and is forced to chase you.

Try cutting off masturbation and spend less time on devices.
I've seen this happen to a lot of people since the 2000s.
People spend so much time on their devices they get addicted, and since porn us easier to get it leads to an addiction to these things. Spend less time doing this shit, and spend your time being social and exercising, it changes the way you view the world.
The reason you see your job as an escape is because it is, it's a break from the computer and the excessive sex, and it's mandatory.
Have a crack at Nofap, and read books like The Art of War, or some history books, anything to keep you off the LEDs.
If you have friends, hang with them more, if you don't have friends, get some you motherfucker.