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How to get the woman of my dreams? Where does one begin? This whole thing about working your way up, dating your own league is never going to work with me. For one, im failing on all levels. But still how does one get the woman of their dreams, despite all that?
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Have you watched the new planet of the apes movie?
Well, waiting is a part of it.
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>>18525175
>Well, waiting is a part of it.
What, no.
OP, if you really want a babe you'll need to get your shit/life in order.
Dress well, talk to more girls, relax and don't be a nice guy.
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How do I buy stuff on Deep Web without leaving any trace to the police?
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use a public computer (pay in cash for the computer)
Use a temporary chargeable card under a fake name
If you get the package via a person, do it out of town (and take a means of self defense with you)
Also, burner phone
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I'm having a girl come over in a few days and I've never gone further than kissing a girl and I've never had my dick touched by anyone apart from myself.
I'm 18 and my foreskin is very tight and I can't pull it back properly when erect, how do I loosen it?
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Cut it, snip snip
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Put on a condom without pulling your foreskin back. If you have picked the right size condom you will be fine.
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You do not need to loosen or retract the foreskin for sex. Leave things as they are; just make sure that you're clean and smegma-free before she begins playing with you, because girls like their toys clean.
Also, >>18524358 is right: don't forget a condom.
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How do unlock a gf?
Usually just watch Twitch on weekends and play vidya. On weekdays I work long hours and workout at the gym (all guys when I workout) and that is pretty much it. How do I meet girls in my area? Should I put a craigslist ad?
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adv plz
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>>18524326
at least download tinder before you ask /adv/ sheltered fuck
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>Only irl friend excited over hanging out the weekend
>Sadness hits me like a truck
>Be really down, which makes the whole situation boring
>Several internal breakdowns
>Friend leaves early next day and no longer contact me
I-Is my friendship over? I apologized and everything
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Yes. Just because you apologise doesn't mean shit. You essentially wasted their time.
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>>18524299
That's pretty harsh, it was just a hangout. It's not as if OP did it on purpose. It might take a bit of explanation, but a good friend would forgive this without much fuss
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What's the best jav-site you know?
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How do I have fun in college without joining a fraternity?
I pledged a frat last semester but dropped because the hazing was too degrading and it amplified my anxiety because of the fear of not knowing who I could trust or what they were going to make me do.
That was my second semester of my first year.
My first year was depressing because I was shut in my dorm doing nothing but going to the gym, playing vidya, and going to class. I had looked through all the clubs my uni offers and none interest me. I didn't/don't have the confidence to meet new people which is why I wanted to join a fraternity. I wanted to be part of a social community but I found that even the members didn't all like each other and they didn't care about the "charity" they did.
How can I not be a total shut-in loser my sophomore year?
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You've just got to jump for it man. Take a dive; try a new roommate or something. In class one day just talk to the person sitting next to you. Slowly open yourself up and then you'll start to get invited places and stuff. You've got to start somewhere
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Look at your respective clubs that your college hosts. Join any of them that seems mildly interesting. Go to any event that your college is hosting. It's really the only way.
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Whenever me and a girl I've made good friends with go out in a group she seems to hang out with different parts of the group and engage elsewhere, so we don't get to talk as much together. Is this usual behaviour?
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I totally do that every time and I don't know why. I only realize I've done it later. I don't think it means anything, I think it's because the other people I don't get to see as much so I ignore the person I'm close to.
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>everything I'd like to do includes a wait
Stupid question maybe, but what's some fun stuff I can do that doesn't make me do this?
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>>18524194
maybe its where you live
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Boy i wish I was doing something with my life
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"I hear you, Champ. And that's why I'm driving you around town to look for a job, and we won't stop until someone hires you on the spot. It's as simple as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and handing him your resume."
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>>18524176
I'm too fat and ugly for that plus I have no job experience or degree
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How to live like Marquis de Sade? At least, according to the rumors. I want to fuck and live, in that order. And lust motivates me greatly, but I don't know how to start. Money? Self-improvement? I am doing well for myself so far, and looking decent, but I have some potential. Is it worth to chase the life of fucking? Are there people who have succeeded, what's your story?
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So, lately i have this recurring dream, its erotic in nature, the funny thing, i don't have any kind of that feeling to said person.
It dosn't bother me, but i'm curios why that dream is coming back. any halfassed psychologist lurking here?
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>>18524120
ah. forgot to say that it always the same women.
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The illuminati are planting these dfreams in your mind so that the observers have something fucked up and entertaining to watch.
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How do you find people to hang out with at 18.
I have a job but it's just me lifting boxes in silence.
I spend all my free time on this site and it's driving me nuts. I need to talk to someone.
Can anyone relate or know what I might do? I go to college in a month, but that's still, you know, a month of nothing to do
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>>18524119
Maybe the movies? I heard from a friend that's where most teens get jobs and from what I hear the work isn't too hard.
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Go to a locally owned coffee shop. Start going every day at the same time. Be friendly with the baristas. Always enter with open hands and a half-smile. Make eye contact with others in line. If you're funny, say something funny.
After a while if going to this place (make sure it's s busy one) you'll notice girls your age sitting alone. You'll find one that is attractive. Make eye contact with her, smile. That's all. Then the next time you see her you can say hi or good morning. Smile and make eye contact, then go sit down with your coffee. See another girl, do the same. Trust me this is not creepy. It's the opposite. Just keep on doing this. After a while, the brief hello may turn into a conversation. Women give clues to men that they are receptive. I am a woman who has been in these situations and I can see the clues. Girls are just as lonely as guys, trust me on this!!!!!!! They like to be noticed and smiled at.
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So this is the second year we're going to the seaside with friends
>Own appartment on the coast
>friend has a job-appartment thing too
>a group of friends is coming with him like always but this time a ton of girls are coming too
its two weeks of drinking and having a good time, but how could I initiate to get some action while we're there too. Only got laid once and it was a quite a while ago so any advice would be great
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noticed i'm never fully hard when i start jacking off. like i'll be looking at stuff and i'll want to jack off but i'm not totally hard until i start going to town.
when i'm with my gf foreplay and outside stuff gets me mostly hard but is this like a problem? do i just jack off because i feel like it and not because i'm horny? is that bad
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