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Broke my phone while drunk in a friends party, it was a samsung a5. Only have 156 Reais (Brazil's money) and the worst phone costs 350.
How do i get one of those part time jobs or get in contact with someone who's willing to pay me to work for 1-7 days? I work from 8:00-17:30 and get home 18:40, don't work at sat and sundays.
Please, I can't work without a phone and I was finally getting a date with a girl.
Drunk party pic, i'm the one with the fish food
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>>18525442
Car wash
lawn mower
mover
fisher
cab driver
pencil pusher
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tell your boss your phone is broken and you need it for work. ask for some money in advance and buy a new phone.

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Bored, so I wanna see what most people in this forum think is the most attractive hair/eye color on a girl. Hairstyle accepted too.


My opinion is a curly red head with green eyes, but it's kinda of rare. You don't usually see that in the US
(Pic not related, obviously)
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What a stupid thread. For every combination, there are plenty of ugly people out there with that combination.

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Tips on how to meet girls at university. I'm 18 I start university in September and I'm wondering where I can go to try and meet girls as I'm looking for a girlfriend. I don't want it to be obvious that I'm only there to meet girls and I'm not going to throw myself at any 4/10 I see I want to meet a genuinely nice girl. Britfag if that makes a difference.
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The more desperate you are, the less likely a girl is to be your girlfriend
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>>18525347
I'm not desperate, I wouldn't get with a girl who I didn't find attractive and didn't genuinely like, I just want to know places where you can meet girls. I wouldn't make my purpose obvious. I'm not desperate for a girlfriend I'm actually very picky, Its just something that I would like.
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>>18525386
>I'm only there to meet girls
And you claim not to be desperate?

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Does anyone else ever get morning wood with some precum or wake up with wetness but no sex dreams? I feel weird.
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>>18525328
It doesn't necessarily have to be a sex dream if you do dream. I once dreamed of eating a cheeseburger and I busted a nut.
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>>18525346
One hell of a cheeseburger
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>tfw you fap so often that you haven't had a real "wet dream" in years
help

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How do I ask my boyfriend to buy me a game or two? I'm scared to ask because I feel like girls asking their boyfriends for stuff that costs money always has these weird "gold digger" implications.
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>>18525324
If you suck his dick afterwords you don't have to feel guilty about being a gold digger. Diggers take but never give. You can step up and just be a proper whore.
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>>18525324
>two videogames
>gold digger

hahaha no.

it's kind of improper, but you are apparently watamote, so that doesn't matter.
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>>18525324
You can drop hints
" hey this game looks cool. "
Then say something cool about the game. Mention it a few times.
If your bf isn't an autist and give half a shit about you then you're good.
Just put out afterwards or cuddle and be happy with him so he doesn't feel like you're using him. What game anyway?

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How do I meet new people to date in a suburban sprawl that's close enough to the city to ping people on OkCupid to me but far enough to make dating them impractical?
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>>18525322
Use location based apps for people in your immediate area. It will also pick up on people in your metro area and since thy can see your distance they know what they're getting into when they swipe right.

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I haven't done any of my assignments for the summer semester and if I don't start now I won't have time to finish.

How do I stop procrastinating and motivate myself?
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Something I do is imagine the procrastinating part of me like a toddler. I will literally sit on the floor, not letting myself do any of the things that I want to do to distract myself. I won't open my computer, I won't make food, I won't read books. I imagine my inner child having a tantrum.
>UGH! I don't WANT to do my homework! I want to go on 4chan! I want to eat ice cream! This sucks! Why am I doing this!
>Well, inner child, you can't do those things. We're going to sit here until you want to do your homework.
>UUUUGGGGHHHH THIS IS STUPID. I'M BORED.
>Yep, it sure is. I guess we're just going to keep sitting here.
>grumble grumble grumble
>Did you get it out of your system?
>........
>Do you want to do your homework now?
>......Fine.
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>>18525316
Start with the low hanging fruit. Do all of the easy quick ones then keep going.
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>>18525316
making a list always helped me because you can keep track of what you did and when you plan on doing something

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Excuse my english
>Be me
>Start Lifting
>Start texting with a girl a had a crush on in highschool
>We see eachother in our hometown for vacations from uni .
>We kiss when watching a movie i invited her to
>we kiss other time in the mall and she lets me grab and play with her ass.
>I tell her he is now my girlfriend
>She says "Yes"
>I have to go to uni to another city before her. she tells me she is going to miss me.

I have to wait one month for her to come but the problem is that she just stop texting me as we used to. She doesn't answer my texts even though i see that she is in facebook.
What to do /fit? should i stop texting her and wait until she texts me first? or should i just call and say that i miss her and ask her why she doesn't talk to me anymore?
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>>18525313
Shoulda banged her and then say you have to go to university away. She is prob still mad and forgot about you and found a new man. It is good as friends.

Basic fuck her and then cum in mouth
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>>18525313
Chad is home grabbing her ass while he fucks her doggy.
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>>18525313
She's having sex with other people, I'm sorry. It may seem stereotypical, but this is textbook Cheathing Behaviours 101, especially considering that you're still in your early 20s.

Now, don't be harsh and don't present her these speculations immediatly, yet get ready for the big hit, because it is very likely that it'll get you in a few weeks from now.

I am going to call and make an appointment for Cognitive Behavior Therapie. I am not autistic or some shit like that but i feel depressed, i know im depressed. I cant seem to make good contact with people. I do speak but not much. Im scared alot for stupid shit. I van talk to girls but i cant talk for long and i cant even get girls. Im not even a virgin but i havent had sex since 2012 wtf. I fucked up my grades now i switched to a new studie all because im scared to what people think of me. I want to change. Does anyone have had this therapie, did it help, what can i expert??
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That feel when OP made a mistake of posting a picture more interesting than his subject
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>>18525310
Name of grill OP
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I did cbt for about a year for depression anxiety and ptsd from abuse. It changed my life. They teach you how to shut down negative thinking and how to shut down making excuses, as well as how to deal with other people and make boundarys for yourself. I am a completely different person now. It took me a few years using cbt methods but i struggled through finally. You meet people in the same boat as you and there is no judgement. You will have to do 'homework' but it's simple things like writing down thoughts.

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>Put in a link of your steam profile, and I give the first working suggestion the game "Rocket League "

Hey guys! I need some help.
Where can I find a place to watch GoT?
I'm looking for a live stream or any kind of site that is free.
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Getting a baby hedgehog soon. Just need some advice on general care of it. I already have a large cage and a CSBW for her to run in.
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>>18525265
They play in their own shit so watch out for that.
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>>18525265

ask /an/. this isn't really the place for that. not saying that agressively, its just a slow board so the chances of any REAL hedgehog advice is low.

>>>/an/

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So here's the situation anons. For the last two and a half years I've been in a long distance relationship with this girl who I can connect to due to our shared depression and who calls me her boyfriend, but I personally never really clicked with her and frankly she's very boring due to how much weed she smokes. It's just exhausting to even talk to her and she takes up so much time doing nothing when she skypes me while I'm half asleep but I'm worried that this is basically my only chance to ever get a gf.
I told her that she's clingy and boring about two weeks ago and that we need a break but yesterday morning she texted me and told me her computer is fixed and she's willing to do more that I want to do, but I haven't texted her back yet. What should I say to her anons? I'm worried she thinks I completely rejected her and I may have just ruined her self esteem completely.
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>drink a lot of water
>lips and face are still dry
>my nose feels stuffed, so much that I can barely breathe from it, yet there's nothing in it
>eyes are itchy, if I scratch them too much they'll get watery, red and even more itchy, leading to a vicious cycle
>generally feel sick, as if I got a cold, even if this is not the case

This shit has accompanied me for most of my life, and I'm ready to say that my NEETdom has been caused mostly by these symptoms, which had me living uncomfortably for most of my life. Every doctor I've visited have always brushed it off, nd I'm too much of a robot to debate them.

What the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>18525260
They're called allergies bitchnigger. Buy some Claritin-D.
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>>18525351
What kind of allergy could it be? I usually get those symptoms when I leave my house, even for just 5 minutes, and it's clearly not seasonal, since I've felt like this for most of my life.

Also here's another symptom:
>sensible skin: if someone will touch me I will snap out, if I'm by myself I'll feel the urge of taking my clothes of. Any sort of contact is enough for me to get frustrated
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>>18525398
Bump

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How do you chill out and be yourself? I struggle with connecting to others at a deeper, interpersonal level, which is likely stemming from my insecurities and fear of showing my true self.

I've been sort of working on that but had a bad day at a wedding yesterday and had a drunk family member come up to me and tell me that I'm a bit tense and I should relax to get girls. Needless to say it only made me feel worse. It was true but I don't really focus on girls atm and I really dislike talking about how I suck. Remarkably alcohol doesn't help, it can often make me more frustrated and sad (and I never drink alone, I'm just talking how I feel after I drink with people and then come back home).
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What helped me the most was to go on a trip somewhere (usually hiking for me), and along the way stop somewhere I've never been and don't plan on being ever again. Then just practice talking and interacting with strangers. Don't give a single shit because your never going to see them again, so even if you come across as a dick who cares. I'd have fun too, sometimes purposefully being a dick or nice or kinda quiet or whatever. It was kinda like a game I guess

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ok I'm on a business trip near Dallas with a buddy. I'm looking into some kind of escort service but I've never done any thing like this before. How the fuck do you know what's real and what's not?
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>>18525254
bump
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>>18525254
Short answer: you don't. It's a crap shoot. There are plenty of all nude strip clubs in Dallas. Hit up one of those instead.

Is it really worth risking your job over a solicitation charge?

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